I never thought I'd say this to a woman.

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Posted: 4/24/2014 5:43:34 PM EDT

So, I'm walking into Trader Joe's and I notice a cute Asian woman outside polishing watermelons, OK.

I proceeded to shop and head toward the checkout when the cute Asian woman zooms up with her cart and gets ahead of me in line. She bolts away leaving her cart.

After about 6 stop and go's, running up and down isles and me advancing her cart, she is done. She thanked me for advancing her cart (which included 2 polished watermelons). I said "I like the way you shop!". She said "yeah, like workout!".

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:44:37 PM EDT

[#1]

Ok.
CSB.

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Posted: 4/24/2014 5:44:58 PM EDT

[#2]

Uh...pics?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:45:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Wat?

What just happened? ... and what did you never say to a woman before?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:46:22 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:46:57 PM EDT

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Ahhhhh, polishing the watermelon eh? She wants you.

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:47:31 PM EDT

[#6]

What the fuck is this stupid bullshit?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:13 PM EDT

[#7]

Wat

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:20 PM EDT

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I think he was suggesting he's never had his Watermelons polished.

He might be bragging.

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:22 PM EDT

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No blade@45= fail

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:50 PM EDT

[#10]

0 is the new 1

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:49:01 PM EDT

[#11]

was this her?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:51:53 PM EDT

[#12]

GD, we are at the bottom. The rock bottom.

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:52:33 PM EDT

[#13]

uhh yeah you didnt get laid did you

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:09 PM EDT

[#14]

Hey baby, you have girlfriend in Trader Joe?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:11 PM EDT

[#15]

You write like she talks.

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:22 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/24/2014 5:54:08 PM EDT

[#19]

I have no idea what is going on here. Did you get a number? Stalk her license plate?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:54:43 PM EDT

[#20]

Why didn't you offer to spit shine her melons for her?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:54:57 PM EDT

[#21]

You really gotta quit with this fruit stuff man.

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:55:06 PM EDT

[#22]

By watermellons you mean bewbs right

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:55:25 PM EDT

[#23]

Pics of Asian polishing her watermelons?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:55:48 PM EDT

[#24]

WTF is wrong with you OP? You should have snagged at least one of her watermelons for your fruit plate.

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:56:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Did you get her a fruit plate?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:56:27 PM EDT

[#26]

So you didn't comment about her polished melons? Prime opportunity for a double entendre and you let it go by.

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:57:08 PM EDT

[#27]

what the fuck did I just read?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:57:18 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/24/2014 5:59:41 PM EDT

[#29]

You talked to a female?

Posted: 4/24/2014 5:59:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:05 PM EDT

[#31]

Damn man. If this is a story you think is worth documenting on the internet, you need to get out a bit more.

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:11 PM EDT

[#32]

Is this thread racist?

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:39 PM EDT

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0 is the new 1

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Was going to post something similar.

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:02:40 PM EDT

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So you didn't comment about her polished melons? Prime opportunity for a double entendre and you let it go by.

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No shit.

It started as a cool story bro, but it ended up being a cool missed opportunity bro.

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:02:41 PM EDT

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The first time he has talked to one

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:02:41 PM EDT

[#37]

Nice melons!

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:03:05 PM EDT

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LULZ this

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:04:21 PM EDT

[#39]

And I am a stupid 13er.

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:05:38 PM EDT

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^

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:06:20 PM EDT

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I agree. Your story is beyond banal...I actually feel a little bad for you.

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:07:31 PM EDT

[#42]

where's the "fuck" on your thread title?

i am disappoint.

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:08:59 PM EDT

[#43]

Needs more fruit plate.

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:10:54 PM EDT

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So, I'm walking into Trader Joe's and I notice a cute Asian woman outside polishing watermelons, OK.

I proceeded to shop and head toward the checkout when the cute Asian woman zooms up with her cart and gets ahead of me in line. She bolts away leaving her cart.

After about 6 stop and go's, running up and down isles and me advancing her cart, she is done. She thanked me for advancing her cart (which included 2 polished watermelons). I said "I like the way you shop!". She said "yeah, like workout!".

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where to begin?

1) the fuck is a polished watermelon?
2) fuck trader joes
3) what the fuck is a stop and go's?
4) what the fuck kind of fucking story is this?

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:15:16 PM EDT

[#45]

Was her name Sue?

Does she sew upholstery for a weirdo who runs a chimpanzee garage?

Just wondering

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:18:06 PM EDT

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So, I'm walking into Trader Joe's and I notice a cute Asian woman outside polishing watermelons, OK.

I proceeded to shop and head toward the checkout when the cute Asian woman zooms up with her cart and gets ahead of me in line. She bolts away leaving her cart.

After about 6 stop and go's, running up and down isles and me advancing her cart, she is done. She thanked me for advancing her cart (which included 2 polished watermelons). I said "I like the way you shop!". She said "yeah, like workout!".

is this her?

Posted: 4/24/2014 6:19:53 PM EDT

[#47]

A woman at the grocery store today just started backing up into my basket. I pulled my basket back a few feet then she saw me and said, "Oh, I'm sorry." I said, "No problem. I was watching you."

I'm picking up what you're putting down, OP.