WOW!!! Wannabe Oklahoman with insane tattoo across neck trying to hide tattoo before murder trial

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Posted: 4/22/2014 8:46:09 PM EDT

He should just get a turtle neck.

http://www.news9.com/story/25314006/man-seeks-to-hide-murder-tattoo-before-trial

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:47:58 PM EDT

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Fuck everything in this world and mainly Obama if the state pays for his tattoo removal. Seriously.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:49:15 PM EDT

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Barton County's sheriff says he's against transporting Chapman to a licensed tattoo facility

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The man is always keeping me down

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:49:53 PM EDT

[#3]

Inky FSA scum.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:51:19 PM EDT

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I'm sure he'll soon be a CEO and making six or seven figures

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:51:38 PM EDT

[#5]

Another Oklahoma thread.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:51:53 PM EDT

[#6]

RedRum

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:51:54 PM EDT

[#7]

Supposedly he was just about to turn his life around

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:51:59 PM EDT

[#8]

"Here is some tan duct tape dickhead."

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:52:43 PM EDT

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He was a rapper?

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:53:03 PM EDT

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Well, of course he's guilty.

It doesn't matter what the tattoo says. It's a tattoo.

Duh.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:53:36 PM EDT

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He was a rapper?

Aspiring

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:54:08 PM EDT

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He had to self apply it while looking in a mirror.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:54:12 PM EDT

[#13]

Neckbeard anyone?

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:54:26 PM EDT

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Idiot

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:55:37 PM EDT

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Entrepreneur.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:56:18 PM EDT

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Well, of course he's guilty.

It doesn't matter what the tattoo says. It's a tattoo.

Duh.

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Not only that .... .it's a *neck* tattoo.

Guilty.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:56:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Needs more old school tat removal.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:57:28 PM EDT

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I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.

Posted: 4/22/2014 8:59:05 PM EDT

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Chapman's attorney says in a motion the tattoo would be extremely prejudicial if seen by a jury.

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Tough.

Shit.

Inky should thought of that before he got his permanent idiot-stamp.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:04:55 PM EDT

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http://www.allthingscrimeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/guy2.jpg

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FPNI?

Naw, TPNI…

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:08:44 PM EDT

[#21]

Oh irony, you so crazy.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:11:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/22/2014 9:11:42 PM EDT

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Fuck him Give him an ascot. A frilly pink one.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:13:51 PM EDT

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I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.

I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

Idiocracy here we come!

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:21:09 PM EDT

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Hand him some cover up make up and call it a day. He may need that tat for street cred in prison.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:22:47 PM EDT

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That should buff out.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:23:17 PM EDT

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He should just get a turtle neck.

http://images.worldnow.com/AP/images/3546225_G.jpg

http://www.news9.com/story/25314006/man-seeks-to-hide-murder-tattoo-before-trial

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Rope burn might hide that.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:23:35 PM EDT

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Supposedly he was just about to turn his life around

I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.

I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

Idiocracy here we come!

Are you lumping tattoos as self-mutilation? Or do I need an explanation as to what number of tattoos constitutes "mutilation"?

As for the Presidency, how far back to we have to go to find a tattooed President? Idiocracy has been in full effect for some time.

ETA: fuck him. You're in jail; too late to consider removing them now. If he thought they would be a hindrance he shouldn't have gotten them.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:23:51 PM EDT

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Supposedly he was just about to turn his life around

I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.

I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

Idiocracy here we come!

2008 has shown that any worthless sack of shit can do it.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:25:27 PM EDT

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One of these years I gotta fix that damned giveafuckometer.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:25:44 PM EDT

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Make him where a turtle neck.

Problem solved.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:29:08 PM EDT

[#32]

wear

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:33:25 PM EDT

[#33]

Nice try with the "Oklahoma" title.... but he's a Kansas resident facing trial in Kansas...

GREAT BEND, Kan. (AP) - A Kansas man charged......Sheriff Brian Bellendir has advised the court that Kansas Administrative Code 69-15-14 states....

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Posted: 4/22/2014 9:38:41 PM EDT

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He clearly didn't think this through. Murder should have been tattooed from right to left.

Posted: 4/22/2014 9:44:37 PM EDT

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Lawyers idea. This is the level to which they stoop.

Posted: 4/22/2014 10:07:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/22/2014 10:11:07 PM EDT

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Put makeup on his neck and wear a tall collar shirt with an extra thick knotted tie.

Problem solved.

Posted: 4/22/2014 10:21:44 PM EDT

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Give him a rusty razor blade and tell him if he wants it gone, get to cutting

Posted: 4/22/2014 10:28:43 PM EDT

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I wonder if he is the victim of a horrible taxpayer funded upbringing

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:11:59 PM EDT

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I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for the first meeting between that Mensa member and his public defender.... No way he has a private attorney.

Defense counsel walks into room, [capt Picard]What the fuck is this shit?[/capt Picard]....

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:14:24 PM EDT

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I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

Idiocracy here we come!

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Supposedly he was just about to turn his life around

I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.

I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

Idiocracy here we come!

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:17:33 PM EDT

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With the help of a jailhouse tattoo artist and a few extra letters, his neck could easily read "NOT A MURDERER"

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:18:13 PM EDT

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Supposedly he was just about to turn his life around

I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.

I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

Idiocracy here we come!

Stereotypes must hurt when they are true.

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:21:46 PM EDT

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He clearly didn't think this through. Murder should have been tattooed from right to left.

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Maybe he wanted to read it himself in the mirror every day. It's his personal to-do list.

Like Leonardo da Vinci he figured the mirror-image text would hide his notes from prying eyes. So yeah, basically this guy is Leonardo da Vinci.

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:23:20 PM EDT

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Stereotypes must hurt when they are true.

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Spit it out.. what are you trying to say fella?

Edit: never mind. I am not going to come off as if I am defending this idiot.

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:25:03 PM EDT

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GREAT BEND, Kan. (AP) - A Kansas man charged with first-degree murder is afraid the tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" across his neck might prejudice a jury, so he is asking for a professional tattoo artist to remove or cover it up.

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Tough shit asshole. You should have thought about that when you tattooed your neck with that.

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:30:58 PM EDT

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People with tattoos on their face, neck or hands are generally scum.

Not to say that I don't keep the company of a few. But it is a good indicator.

Posted: 4/22/2014 11:37:03 PM EDT

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People with tattoos on their face, neck or hands are generally scum.

Not to say that I don't keep the company of a few. But it is a good indicator.

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Spit it out.. what are you trying to say fella?

People with tattoos on their face, neck or hands are generally scum.

Not to say that I don't keep the company of a few. But it is a good indicator.