The cow they sent down to do our audit had left before i got in, but i was told that she had a hard time finding her way out of our shop. On her way out she asked to be shown out since she couldnt find the door marked "EXIT"! with orange glowing letters. These people are suppose to be checking to make sure our sh*t is tight and in order. Who watches these watchers?

The Provisions And Conditions Of The Equal Employment Opportunity Act Have Been Met In Filling This Position.

Dummy.  She was prompting you for a bribe. Sheesh.  You'd think 8 years of Clinton would wise people up to how business is done in America now.

I was just wondering was she wearing her SS armband or did she take it off before she entered the store.



Six

Next time She comes Hang a cheeseburger above the door for her. Maybe you'll get some brownie points?


John[heavy]

hey Glo1, what store do you work at? Are you in the Phx area?

reminds me of the IRS auditors we'd get from time to time at the CPA firm to audit some of our clients books. The women were the worst. felt they had to prove something, and went about porking our clients to make a name for themselves.

Then there was the auditor who played his golf game on his laptop all day, instead of auditing. Needless to say, we didn;t call his supervisor to complain.

Moral of the story?? "Never look a gift whore in the mouth." Or in other words, incompetence by tyrants is to be incouraged.

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This happened at the shop I help out at.
She was there every day for 3 weeks looking for something.the only thing she found was a missing handgun.Which was latter found in the back room.It was set aside for a collector and forgot about.Before it was found it was reported stollen after it was thought stollen.The owner called everyone he thouht might have it.He thought he might have lost the paperwork and didn't put it down in the book.When it was found he called and they acted like it was no big deal.
This same lady went to the other shop in town and wrote up the owner for not having six of his guns on the books.He had them for a few days.They were Daisy Red Rider BB guns! He had a hell of a time convincing her they were not firearms.