Well, Crap. I'm 31 today

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Well, Crap. I'm 31 today

Posted: 12/20/2002 2:44:02 AM EDT

Good God

I turned 31 today. Wonderful. Just listened to a message on my voice mail from my mom. "hahahah - you're getting old, you're getting old. would you like us to bring your walker over?" Gee, thanks Mom.

Anyhow. When can I get AARP?

Posted: 12/20/2002 2:52:23 AM EDT

[#1]

Well Happy Birth Day! [bounce]

[bday]
BTW AARP is anti gun.[50]

Posted: 12/20/2002 2:58:03 AM EDT

[#2]

Happy Birthday Ire!

And Merry Christmas!

Posted: 12/20/2002 3:21:23 AM EDT

[#3]

Hey, it beats the alternatives...

Happy birthday. [bday] [beer]

Posted: 12/20/2002 3:30:30 AM EDT

[#4]

I do believe AARP in anti-gun.

Posted: 12/20/2002 3:48:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Might want to check out [url=http://www.graypanthers.org/]Grey Panthers[/url]. They crusade for "family safety". Could probably use a few AR owners.

Happy Birthday.[;)]

Posted: 12/20/2002 4:24:17 AM EDT

[#6]

still a lot of years left. don't let anyone imply otherwise. happy birthday!

Posted: 12/20/2002 4:57:29 AM EDT

[#7]

31 hu? Damn, I have socks older than you.[;)]

Posted: 12/20/2002 4:59:42 AM EDT

[#8]

Happy birthday!

Posted: 12/20/2002 5:32:03 AM EDT

[#9]

Now that you're past 30, how does it feel to know your prostate is growing ever bigger with each day?

Posted: 12/20/2002 5:53:32 AM EDT

[#10]

Happy Birthday, now go out and buy something that an average 20 year old can not afford. Made me feel better when I hit 30, 31, (hmmmm B-day coming up in a while, what can you 20 year old's not afford nowadays)

Posted: 12/20/2002 6:10:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Happy Birthday! I know 30 was difficult to believe; 31 just confirms it. [:D]

I know, I've been there.

Posted: 12/20/2002 6:12:37 AM EDT

[#12]

It's all down hill from here. Your eyes start going bad. Muscles and joints ache for no reason. You get winded going upstairs. Can't take a piss without leaking all over yourself.

Oh, the humanity... [:D]

Posted: 12/20/2002 6:15:56 AM EDT

[#13]

Do what I did when I hit 31. Marry a teenage b00bie dancer and get so drunk that you actually forget how old you really are.

Posted: 12/20/2002 6:19:23 AM EDT

[#14]

Happy Birthday!!!

I'm 34, so welcome to the club!

Just remember the following,

1. Take your vitamins.
2. Warm up properly before doing any strenuous physical activity.
3. Don't drive faster than you can see.
4. Old age and treachery always beats youth and skill.

[:D][:D][;)]

Posted: 12/20/2002 6:21:35 AM EDT

[#15]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

31 year old AR-15's still shoot fine. You should have no problems as long as they still make parts to repair you.

Go out and shoot 31 rounds to celebrate. OK, 310 rounds.

Posted: 12/20/2002 6:29:19 AM EDT

[#16]

PUPPY!
I wish I was 31 again.

Hell, I would settle for 41!

Posted: 12/20/2002 7:05:11 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Now that you're past 30, how does it feel to know your prostate is growing ever bigger with each day?

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I'm 33....still haven't got that year 30 exam yet.....

[b]HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ire[/b]!

Posted: 12/20/2002 7:09:38 AM EDT

[#18]

As my 96 year old grandmother says, "Oh, to be 80 again!"

Posted: 12/20/2002 10:17:05 AM EDT

[#19]

Happy Birthday to you!

Celebrate the day in the most enjoyable way you know. Age is relative ... 10 years from now you'll wish that you were 31 again!

Posted: 12/20/2002 10:34:53 AM EDT

[#20]

Happy Birthday, Pete.

I think your mom went to the same humor school that mine did.

Posted: 12/20/2002 10:51:34 AM EDT

[#21]

Well it's all downhill from there!

happy B-day! [beer]

Posted: 12/20/2002 1:55:03 PM EDT

[#22]

Call your mother and thank her.

You didnt have to do a thing 31 years ago. she was the one doing ALL the hard work.

Posted: 12/20/2002 2:23:58 PM EDT

[#23]

31, you're still a puppy. I turn 38 next month so watch what you say about OLD.

Whippersnapper!

[:D]

Posted: 12/20/2002 2:32:08 PM EDT

[#24]

Look at the bright side ...you can have sex with girls between the ages of 20 thru 45 and noone will give you weird looks (except when you do it in the road).

Posted: 12/20/2002 2:34:12 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Good God

I turned 31 today. Wonderful. Just listened to a message on my voice mail from my mom. "hahahah - you're getting old, you're getting old. would you like us to bring your walker over?" Gee, thanks Mom.

Anyhow. When can I get AARP?

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AARP finds you when you turn 50...naw THAT SUX!

Posted: 12/20/2002 2:38:55 PM EDT

[#26]

You're a kid yet. All you get in the thirties is a beer belly. It's fourty that things start breaking and not working.

So, Happy Birthday!

Posted: 12/20/2002 3:15:15 PM EDT

[#27]

Happy Birthday! I was 43 Wednesday. TomJefferson is right about things breaking. Happened to me by 34. Live every day as it is the Last is what I recommend.

Best Wishes

MM419

Posted: 12/20/2002 3:19:23 PM EDT

[#28]

im too ornery to respond to this post.

happy birthday anyway, kid.

Posted: 12/20/2002 4:06:12 PM EDT

[#29]

[green][b] Happy Birthday !!! [beer]

Ahhh 31 !! those were the days ,but than again so were 30,29,28,etc.etc .. Don't believe what everyone tells you ,they get better not worse.( at least that's what I keep telling myself) [bounce]

[red] HaPpY HoliDaYs [/red][<|:D>]

Jerry [/green][/b]

Posted: 12/20/2002 4:35:44 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
[green][b] Happy Birthday !!! [beer]

Ahhh 31 !! those were the days ,but than again so were 30,29,28,etc.etc .. Don't believe what everyone tells you ,they get better not worse.( at least that's what I keep telling myself) [bounce]

[red] HaPpY HoliDaYs [/red][<|:D>]

Jerry [/green][/b]

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Some days are better, all days are shorter, or at least seem that way for me at 43.

Aging [email protected]

MM419

Posted: 12/20/2002 5:18:20 PM EDT

[#31]

VIAGRA

Posted: 12/20/2002 5:26:58 PM EDT

[#32]

Shit you just reminded me. I'll be 40 in five months.

Anyway Happy Birthday!!!!!

Also: What new toy did you get?

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