Whats Goat Boy's real name?

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Posted: 12/16/2002 4:45:49 PM EDT

Just curious...

Police blotters

From staff reports
Monday December 16, 2002; 12:45 PM

Man allegedly had sex with sheep
Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene.
Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said.

Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said.

Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond.

Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong.

Just kidding....GB! [BD]

Posted: 12/16/2002 4:54:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Juan Avila Jr., his alias is Joey Armstrong.

But seriously, could you imagine being so hard up you consider a sheep for sex?

I can't, not in my wildest dreams.

Especially a nativity sheep!

"Mommy, why is that sheep walking funny?"

Or imagine the child from that union, er, lamb, I mean kid.

Posted: 12/16/2002 4:54:47 PM EDT

[#2]

What's his real name? I could tell you but then I would have to kill. Then he would kill me.

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:01:18 PM EDT

[#3]

His "kids" call him, Daaaaaaaaaaaady.

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:02:09 PM EDT

[#4]

A sheep may have been better than my X wife.

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:04:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
A sheep may have been better than my X wife.

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Huh? Details man.

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:05:19 PM EDT

[#6]

Careful SS...there are alot of members from the great state of Texas! [:D]

And you know how they feel about livestock..[:D] [;)]

I'm just kidding..[b]OUCH![/b] guys...seriously [size=3][b]POW,POW!![/b][/size=3]just joking!! [size=3] POOF!![/size=3]

[BD][BD][BD] My head hurts....

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:07:11 PM EDT

[#7]

DANGIT!! I left out RG and Bunghole!! How did I miss that hanging curveball???

Dadgummit!!! Man, talk about shooting fish in a barrel!!

This is a true story btw...it's on Drudge right now.

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:11:16 PM EDT

[#8]

A guy I know got stuck arresting a guy for boinking his dog for his first solo arrest, after serving time as some kind of "rookie" with another officer.

"What's the charge officer?" I think he just started laughing at the guy.

But breaking in to a shed boink the sheep? Did he see the sheep in the nativity scene earlier in the day and just thought the little gal (I hope) was fetching? Or did this occur somewhere where sheep are not readily available and didn't want to miss the opportunity.

PS- Goaty's not a junior, is he?

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:17:04 PM EDT

[#9]

Baaaaad Billy

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:20:25 PM EDT

[#10]

Oh shit that dude has the same last name as me [V].

He brings great shame to the Armstrong clan, maybe he was adopted!

Posted: 12/16/2002 5:43:05 PM EDT

[#11]

hehe - me get the funny - 1GR

[red]Edit again: GoatBoy said this pic, which proves his whereabouts, can remain. As you can see, he is not innocent, he is baaaaaaaaaad!!

It really is his face, in case you're wondering. [;)]--thebeekeeper1[/red]

Posted: 12/16/2002 6:30:11 PM EDT

[#12]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...good catch IBTL!!

I just hope Red Goat or Legs don't get ahold of that pic.

Posted: 12/16/2002 6:53:38 PM EDT

[#13]

lol. nice

-T.

Posted: 12/16/2002 7:25:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Anyone remember the Dr. Demento song, "Dirty Deeds done with sheep..?"

Posted: 12/16/2002 7:46:34 PM EDT

[#15]

well i think his dads real name is Baphamut.

Posted: 12/16/2002 7:55:12 PM EDT

[#16]

Watta ya mean whats his real name? Aren't you guys using YOUR real names? [:O][:O][:O]

Posted: 12/16/2002 8:09:11 PM EDT

[#17]

That is NOT me... I was in a whole different part of town at that time... [:O]

Posted: 12/16/2002 8:31:25 PM EDT

[#18]

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That is NOT me... I was in a whole different part of town at that time... [:O]

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Oh Really? How would you explain this?

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