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Posted: 12/15/2002 4:51:33 PM EDT

...the lady of the house?
In my house I wear the pants and the apron on top ;-)
I vacum, wash the dishes (by hand), clean up, wash the patio and the front driveway, change the beds, etc.
How much of a man are you?

Posted: 12/15/2002 4:59:55 PM EDT

[#1]

HELL YES, I'm the MAN!.......hold on a second.....she said I need to scrubb the toilets now. Gotta go!

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:10:27 PM EDT

[#2]

Man's man. Sure I help out around the house. But the amount of house work a man does is not the proper gauge.

Read all the divorced threads here to find the pussy-whipped ones.

Sgtar15

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:10:39 PM EDT

[#3]

I am all and do all. For I am alone. YIPPEEEE!!!

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:12:08 PM EDT

[#4]

My wife gave me permission to tell you I'm a Man's Man!

I had kids so I wouldn't have to do housework--can't wait till their old enough to push the lawn mower! ("Trust me, son, learning to clean the bathtub is a valuable life skill. Let me show you how to load the washing machine!")

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:20:19 PM EDT

[#5]

I got the old fashioned household going; she does the dishes, laundry and general cleaning (except when the house needs it really bad, then I get involved); I take care of all the picture hanging, painting, lawn mowing, dog poop picking up and various other duties.

Works good for me!

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:29:03 PM EDT

[#6]

My wife gave me permission to tell you I'm a Man's Man!

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[:)]

I'm no longer a Man's Man. My wife has been in a nursing home for a few weeks now, so I'm now doing all of those "womanly" things that she had gracefully handled for over 50 previous years. Learning how to operate the washing machine, mop, wash dishes, use the microwave, clean a bathroom, and use the pressure cooker--just kidding about that last one--has been a lot of work. I really miss her now. She should be coming home soon, so I've really got to clean-up.z

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:34:05 PM EDT

[#7]

I work with a couple of guys whose wives wear the pants in the family. It's quite pathetic.

When they say things like, "The wife won't let me," or "I'll have to ask the wife first," I reply "MAN UP! MAN THE F@#& UP!!!"

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:34:51 PM EDT

[#8]

Hey Zoom!
Sorry to hear about the missus!
Being from Columbia, I know how those Carolina girls are.

I wish I had one!

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:42:54 PM EDT

[#9]

Hell, guess I'll miss out on the Manly Man trophy. I'm doing the laundry as I type. I cook about 98% of the time too (love to cook). Do have to admit, SHE mows the lawn. I do a lot of the planting and trimming.

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:43:50 PM EDT

[#10]

Married 15 years. The wife cleans the dishes, washes and irons the clothes, cleans the house. In all those years I think I've cleaned a handful of dishes and started the laundry once or twice.

We have a clear division of labor.

I do about 50% of the cooking - pizzas, barbeque, and other easy stuff.

My wife is from Thailand (she loves guns too!)

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:50:39 PM EDT

[#11]

My wife cleans the house, washes the dishes, the clothes and all the other woman stuff. Either she cooks or I order a pizza. I do all the regular guy stuff around the house, and I would never ever hold her purse for her, so she doesn't ask.

I don't even know how to do laundry, I've never done laundry in my whole life, not even once.

Posted: 12/15/2002 6:24:00 PM EDT

[#12]

WHAT WIFE???

Posted: 12/15/2002 6:45:35 PM EDT

[#13]

[url]http://www.cartoons-cartoon.com/whipped_magazine.html[/url]

Posted: 12/15/2002 6:58:11 PM EDT

[#14]

I am a man's man, I write the check for the maid!
She does most of the indoor stuff and I do most of the outdoor stuff. She does have better power tools than I do but I have better guns than hers.
I do get to go out whenever I want to and hunt as much as I can.

Posted: 12/15/2002 8:13:28 PM EDT

[#15]

I am so manly just the other day my wife came crawling to me on her hands and knees. Then she told me, "Come out from under the fucking bed and fight like a man!"

Posted: 12/15/2002 8:18:54 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
...the lady of the house?
In my house I wear the pants and the apron on top ;-)
I vacum, wash the dishes (by hand), clean up, wash the patio and the front driveway, change the beds, etc.
How much of a man are you?

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GET YOUR BAREFOOT ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND BAKE ME A DAMN PIE! [:D]

mike

Posted: 12/16/2002 12:39:48 PM EDT

[#17]

I can't. The make-up may run from the heat of the stove...

Posted: 12/16/2002 12:49:47 PM EDT

[#18]

[tim robbins] I'm th' ladies man, oh yeah [/tim robbins]

Posted: 12/16/2002 1:14:00 PM EDT

[#19]

Well, [b]SHE[/b] can't hook up phone lines, clean the chimney, drive the tractor or chainsaw, shoot the strays, burn the leaves, wire outlets, use power tools, scare the boy, hook up an entertainment center, clean the gutters, fetch the salt for the softener, etc...

Posted: 12/16/2002 3:01:42 PM EDT

[#20]

I dont clean or do laundry unless she is falling behind.

I handle the cars and trucks.

I handle anything bad, dead dogs,bugs,vomit, sewer and the like, you know BAD

I do 90% of the cooking because I am damm good at it. I get it the way I want it. I will make seprate for her if it is not to her liking spice wise. She is learning to cook much better this last years. I am a good teacher

I weed whack and push the mower a couple times a years.

I really dont like to have to live up to any high standards, so If asked I just say I am a pussy who dosnt take alot of shit from people.

Posted: 12/16/2002 3:07:53 PM EDT

[#21]

My girlfriend lubes the chain on my dirt bike and runs a patch thrue the barrell of my AR sometimes, so I help her out a little. (If i'm not to busy...) Besides, when you do favors, you hold the high ground to call up "past due" labor and take a day to rot on the couch [:)]

Posted: 12/16/2002 3:19:46 PM EDT

[#22]

I thought if you were a man's man that meant coming out of the closet.

Don't get me wrong, BTW. I'm not knocking anyone of you guys for your sexual orientation, I just don't consider my self as a man's man.

I prefer women.

Posted: 12/16/2002 3:20:54 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
[red][tim meadows][/red] I'm th' ladies man, oh yeah [red][/tim meadows][/red]

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Posted: 12/16/2002 3:31:49 PM EDT

[#24]

You bet your ass I'm the man of the house. I'm on break from repairing the clothes washer and she's baking cookies! How's that for being a mans man?

Posted: 12/16/2002 3:34:04 PM EDT

[#25]

I have a deal with my wife and it works.

I don't do anything around the house and she doesn't have to get a job. I work real hard and she gets all the money. She let's me be macho and stick my chest out and I do what she wants without being told. She can speak volumes without saying a word. After 30 years of marriage, I shoot, fish, hunt, ride motorcycles, play music, do karate, boat, and get drunk with my friends.

My shrink friends tell me I do all this to compensate???????

Posted: 12/16/2002 3:36:58 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I am so manly just the other day my wife came crawling to me on her hands and knees. Then she told me, "Come out from under the fucking bed and fight like a man!"

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LOL! [:D]