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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tipper: Would ya hit it?

Posted: 12/14/2002 8:39:30 PM EDT

C'mon man, you know she's a hottie. So, would ya? Huh?
[img]http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/images/tipperrosie.jpg[/img]

Posted: 12/14/2002 8:40:37 PM EDT

[#1]

Yeah. Why not?

Posted: 12/14/2002 8:41:00 PM EDT

[#2]

Post the best picture you can find.

Posted: 12/14/2002 8:42:38 PM EDT

[#3]

She's not worth the bodywork bill there'd be on the car.

Posted: 12/14/2002 8:50:15 PM EDT

[#4]

I was going to vote "with Hillary watching" but I don't think I could maintain an erection with the queen bitch in the room.

Posted: 12/14/2002 9:12:48 PM EDT

[#5]

NO!

[img]http://a1636.g.akamai.net/7/1636/797/22c876b3cbb1a7/graphics.boston.com/news/politics/campaign2000/newsimages/dem_convention_tipper_081700.jpg[/img]

Posted: 12/14/2002 9:17:26 PM EDT

[#6]

Would I "hit it"? Whith what, a baseball bat?

SKANK !!

Posted: 12/14/2002 9:17:34 PM EDT

[#7]

Not even with yours.

Posted: 12/14/2002 9:18:25 PM EDT

[#8]

Yeah, sure. It'd be for spite, though.

Of course I'd let her know she'd just been had by the very walking epitome of everything she hates, even if I had to make stuff up!

CJ

Posted: 12/14/2002 9:19:53 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Yeah, sure. It'd be for spite, though.

Of course I'd let her know she'd just been had by the very walking epitome of everything she hates, even if I had to make stuff up!

CJ

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Same / same.

Hard anal. No lube.

Out.

Posted: 12/14/2002 9:25:12 PM EDT

[#10]

Not only no...but hell no!

Posted: 12/14/2002 9:46:28 PM EDT

[#11]

I'd hit a couple of her daughters.

Posted: 12/14/2002 10:17:40 PM EDT

[#12]

Only if Hillary joined in!

Hear the one about the old man who wanted to see Bill and Hillary before he died as a last wish?..They showed up..He told Bill to get on his right side and Hillary to get on his left..They did as he asked..

Bill asked the old man why he wanted one on each side of him..

The old man replied "I want to know what it's like to be like Jesus and die between two thieves"

Posted: 12/14/2002 11:35:23 PM EDT

[#13]

Yes.

Posted: 12/15/2002 12:16:13 AM EDT

[#14]

sure, just imagine.

in my gun room, below the Ronald Reagan calendar, with a little 2 live crew on the stereo, smoking a cigar, and looking at a hustler. She is wearing a brown bag on her head, but it doesn't matter because she is bent over the chair.

how's that?

Posted: 12/15/2002 12:34:17 AM EDT

[#15]

Break out the fuzzy handcuffs.

Posted: 12/15/2002 12:43:25 AM EDT

[#16]

Sure, why not!

Posted: 12/15/2002 12:46:41 AM EDT

[#17]

yeah, i'd hit her.
with my car

Posted: 12/15/2002 4:27:50 AM EDT

[#18]

Only if the Godfather asked.

Posted: 12/15/2002 4:40:12 AM EDT

[#19]

why not? you know Al probably hasn't hit it in forever.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

and yes, hillary could watch.

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:03:26 AM EDT

[#20]

Pearl necklace only...

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:40:31 AM EDT

[#21]

Yeah, I'd hit it with the explicit intention of first giving her a Dirty Sanchez and then going for the Donkey Punch.[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/cheering.gif[/img]

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:41:38 AM EDT

[#22]

Suuure! With my sixguns strapped on, while cutting down a tree with the loudest chainsaw I could find.

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:44:54 AM EDT

[#23]

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Yeah, I'd hit it with the explicit intention of first giving her a Dirty Sanchez and then going for the Donkey Punch.[url]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/cheering.gif[/url]

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No Cincinnati Steamer?????

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:51:06 AM EDT

[#24]

After seeing her and Al last night on Saturday night live, I knew someone would be posting about her.

If I could pretend she's Conservative.. Yes

[img]http://www.sacbee.com/static/live/bee/events/2001/events/womansday2001/images/tipper.jpg[/img]

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:51:29 AM EDT

[#25]

Prime poonage isnt affected by political afiliation or choice of husband!

You dont have to sit and chat with her for crying out loud!

JUST HIT IT AND ZIP UP!

Posted: 12/15/2002 5:57:05 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Yeah, I'd hit it with the explicit intention of first giving her a [b][red]Dirty Sanchez[/red][/b] and then going for the Donkey Punch.[url]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/cheering.gif[/url]

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Muhahahahaha!!! Nice..[devil]

-T.

Posted: 12/15/2002 6:00:04 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah, I'd hit it with the explicit intention of first giving her a Dirty Sanchez and then going for the Donkey Punch.[url]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/cheering.gif[/url]

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No Cincinnati Steamer?????

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Dude, there are some things I have to draw the line on.[:P]

Posted: 12/15/2002 6:02:18 AM EDT

[#28]

Absolutely.

But the key is to catch her in her "mania" phase of her bi-polar depression. She'll be full of energy and would probably give you the ride of your life.

But steer clear of her when she's "bottoming out"

Posted: 12/15/2002 6:46:57 AM EDT

[#29]

No way...she is ancient. She looks like my grandma

Posted: 12/15/2002 8:15:21 AM EDT

[#30]

I had to look some of these terms up.

"dirty sanchez"
"cincinnati steamer"
"donkey punch"

I think the "raging bull" AKA "rodeo" is still the best!

For those who wish to learn, cut and paste this:

http://www.arches.uga.edu/~dpopov/newpost.txt

I don't think this is too far out of line. If it is, mods, please edit as needed.

CJ

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