I work for a local hotel as an engineer. Around 8:30pm or so I get a call saying that a guest could not access their room. No biggee, as we have those GD card reader locks & they occasionally need rebooting.

So I grab the programmer & head up to room 824. I expected to see someone standing there with their luggage.


What I didn't expect to see was a man STARK FREAKING NUDE!!!! NEKKID!! Not wearing a GD thing!!!! No socks, no nothing!! Naked as the day he was born!!

Ok, I had to ask him the obvious: "Where did you come from?" "Outside" he says. Of course it's 36 degrees outside & Nashville ain't noted for nekkid strollers. I look around: no room service tray, no ice bucket, nothing to indicate why he is in our hall starkers.

So I pop his door open real quick & he scuttles in. I go back to the front desk almost collapsing in laughter. Then we look up his room on the computer.

THE DUDE IS IN TOWN FOR A TN POLICE CHIEF ASSOCIATION MEETING!!!!!

Does this guy like to party or what?????????!!!!!!

Should I call his PD & tell them to ask him when he gets back about his little (pun intended) episode?  >evil grin<

If he is anti Second Amendment, yes! [devil]

btt

Its good to hear that people still have fun these days.

Check the cameras to see if he is on one, and send a copy to his dept.

They should get kick out of that!

Did he have a cell phone with him to call for help?

Hey, be nice to the guy, that could just as easily have been you or me....
Not!!!

Some would call you lucky..[:p]





Of course some would not....[shock]

Well, he did make it back safe, didn't he? ;)

A police Chief's meeting?????!!!!!!

Time to crank things up!

Shopping list:
75 pellets of mescaline
1 saltshaker full of coke
8 sheets of highpower blotter acid
4 ounces of good weed
1 quart of ether
3 bottles of scotch
3 cases of heineken
1 quart of tequila
27 hits of MDA


Yessir, Where's that Police Chief convention? I'm getting on the horn now to Ol' Dr Hunter S. and we're on the way!!!

PS Anyone want a job as a designated driver??