As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Indiana and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!

BigDozer66

ROFLMAO!!!! That is the best one I have seen today.

KC

^^^ For those who have not read it!

BigDozer66

Ha ha!  What goes Vroom...screech, Vrooom...screech, Vroom...screech?




A blonded at a blinking red light.

A guy is mowing his yard and his neighbor comes running out and looks in her mailbox, cusses and goes inside.  In a few minutes she does the same thing.  After two more times in ten minutes he asks her what the hell she is doing.  She says that her computer keeps telling her that she's got mail.