This episode really frosted my balls.
My wife was out shopping and thought she heard a squealing noise coming from the brakes on our 97 Lumina, so she drove to some garage to get it looked at. It was dust, no biggie.
But wait, "Hey lady, your serpentine belt needs to be replaced right away. Better not drive off with it the way it is. See those cracks? Bad news there, ma'am. We can do it for $110"
Fortunately, she had the forsight to call me and ask what to do. I told her to have them close the hood "NOW!" and leave pronto. Then I told her to go by Autozone on the way home and get a new belt. $12 I think it came to.
When she arrived home, I asked her to clock me while I replaced the belt. 90 seconds. And that was with trouble getting the rachet in the 3/8" square hole on the tentioner pulley.
I hate assholes like that. If my math is right, they are getting about $4000 an hour to change belts.