Thanks for the welcome, guys.
I think the photoshop war is evidence enough that uploading a picture isn't so smart.
Well legs, would you say dirt on you is difficult to find? It's actually quite nice to be in a forum where implying someone is a fag is actually meant and taken as an insult.
By the way RedGoat, he never ever ever gives up without the last word. You're in for a long war if you're as stubborn.
Thanks again everyone.
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Oops, forgot to mention I'm from Colorado Springs CO. That's the northern part of Southern Colorado on the front range of the Rockies (Rampart Range). Pike's Peak is out my bedroom window, as well as parts of the USAF Academy. The snow stored up in the mountains for use when we feel like visiting, but it leaves us alone on the prairie here.