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Posted: 1/28/2014 2:31:01 PM EDT
I left work in Birmingham at 10:30 am this morning headed home in the snow. Six hours and 56 miles later, I'm finally able to unwind. Much stupidity was observed during my journey and I completely agree that southerners cannot drive in snow/ice.
The only positive was that I finally got to fully utilize and appreciate the all wheel drive of my Audi S4 |
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AWD is pretty good in the snow just watch the curves and making tight turns.
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I hate that shit. The worst part is the idiot drivers around you in traffic.
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Quoted: How fast were you driving? View Quote This is an excellent situation to develop some basic math skills. If Sculbert has a 56 mile commute home from work and that commute takes 6 hours to complete, how fast was Sculbert traveling? I will give you a hint. Miles divided by Hours will equal Miles per Hour. Yeah, I'm a smart ass.
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Christ.
Are you for real? I drove from Denver to Durango in a blizzard in the same timespan once. |
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I left work downtown at 10:30 and had to hole up in a motel 4 miles from home at 2pm.
I have AWD and insane traction control, but zero friction is zero friction. My home is 4 miles away, but 1000 feet above me in altitude. Wife and kids made it home because they left 20 min ahead of me and hiked a mile home. But I have pizza, a hot tub and HBO. So I am doing alright. |
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Move to fucking Colorado, 56 miles in 45 minutes on ice is the norm.I grew up driving in snow/ice country but never could get use to Colorado.You can be 10 over the speed limit on a sheet of ice with little to no traction and some dumb fuck will pass you.
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Christ. Are you for real? I drove from Denver to Durango in a blizzard in the same timespan once. Hard to make time when the road is a parking lot Plus those other areas of the country have these things called "snow plows" or something like that and other trucks that spread salt instead of just fucking sand like they do around here on bridges. |
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Christ. Are you for real? I drove from Denver to Durango in a blizzard in the same timespan once. Hard to make time when the road is a parking lot Flat landers have no idea. I understand though bro. |
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Quoted: Move to fucking Colorado, 56 miles in 45 minutes on ice is the norm.I grew up driving in snow/ice country but never could get use to Colorado.You can be 10 over the speed limit on a sheet of ice with little to no traction and some dumb fuck will pass you. View Quote It is because they are in a blind rage after having to follow people who drove only 10 mph with a 1/4 inch of snow on the ground. People drive me nuts with that shit here.
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You aren't expected to be able to drive in snow and ice, you rarely see it.
We have plenty of people in the north who can't drive in it either. And I think I got behind all of them today and it wasn't even snowing for a change. |
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Geez, seriously? Exactly how deep was the snow in AL at that time?
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"Much stupidity was observed during my journey"
Yeah, we've got that up here too.
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54 miles, a little over 5 hours. at least 7 changes in route due to wrecks/stoppages.
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Christ. Are you for real? I drove from Denver to Durango in a blizzard in the same timespan once. Hard to make time when the road is a parking lot Take the Shelf Road short cut from Cripple Creek to Canon City, that will save you some time. |
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Christ. Are you for real? I drove from Denver to Durango in a blizzard in the same timespan once. Hard to make time when the road is a parking lot I never got on the interstate... That was even worse. I traveled 2 lane hi ways. |
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This is an excellent situation to develop some basic math skills. If Sculbert has a 56 mile commute home from work and that commute takes 6 hours to complete, how fast was Sculbert traveling? I will give you a hint. Miles divided by Hours will equal Miles per Hour. Yeah, I'm a smart ass. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How fast were you driving? This is an excellent situation to develop some basic math skills. If Sculbert has a 56 mile commute home from work and that commute takes 6 hours to complete, how fast was Sculbert traveling? I will give you a hint. Miles divided by Hours will equal Miles per Hour. Yeah, I'm a smart ass. That would be assuming he never stopped. Not very accurate. |
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5.5 miles home from work. Took about a half hour to make it home, because I stopped to see the girlfriend, then I found some mud on the way home and couldn't resist hitting the 4WD.
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I spent over 4 hours trying to get home from my kids' school. It's 8 miles away.
A school bus full of kids spun out making a turn in an intersection. Blocked the only way in or out for several hours. I need a whiskey. |
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My brother moved from Chicago to just north of Atlanta.
Yes, his family is used to driving in snow. He said it took his wife 2 hours to get home 5 miles. Wrecks blocking every route she tried to take. |
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What year is your s4
A UR-S4 is one of my dream cars My brother just picked up a '92 last month |
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Geez, seriously? Exactly how deep was the snow in AL at that time? View Quote If Bham is like it is up here there seems to be a sheet of ice under the snow (maybe 1" here on the highways). Started snowing a bit here (Guntersville area) mid morning. I had an appointment to get my hair cut at 12:30. The snow was dry and powdery but once it blew away the roads were like glass. I guess the first snow hit the road, melted and then froze, to be covered with more snow. The only way I could drive was to keep the right hand tires on the edge of the road for traction. When I got in the middle of the road there was a weird noise coming from my right front tire and I didn't seem to be traveling as fast as I should. I had to take snow covered back roads to get home. If I go in tomorrow I'm going to try an old Altima we have and see if it drives better. My daughter down in Bham tried to get home but had to return to the UAB health dept where she works. No hotel rooms. Driving home, her husband slid off the road, got out and started walking home. He slipped and dislocated his shoulder. They had to get a fire dept ATV to take him to Brookwood Hospital. He's still there. She can't get to him. She's going to try and drive a short distance to stay with a couple she goes to church with nearby, else stay at work. Son in law's mother is stuck in traffic somewhere between UAB and Trussville. Been on the road going on 5 hours. |
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It is because they are in a blind rage after having to follow people who drove only 10 mph with a 1/4 inch of snow on the ground. People drive me nuts with that shit here. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Move to fucking Colorado, 56 miles in 45 minutes on ice is the norm.I grew up driving in snow/ice country but never could get use to Colorado.You can be 10 over the speed limit on a sheet of ice with little to no traction and some dumb fuck will pass you. It is because they are in a blind rage after having to follow people who drove only 10 mph with a 1/4 inch of snow on the ground. People drive me nuts with that shit here. This! |
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This is an excellent situation to develop some basic math skills. If Sculbert has a 56 mile commute home from work and that commute takes 6 hours to complete, how fast was Sculbert traveling? I will give you a hint. Miles divided by Hours will equal Miles per Hour. Yeah, I'm a smart ass. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How fast were you driving? This is an excellent situation to develop some basic math skills. If Sculbert has a 56 mile commute home from work and that commute takes 6 hours to complete, how fast was Sculbert traveling? I will give you a hint. Miles divided by Hours will equal Miles per Hour. Yeah, I'm a smart ass. |
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Quoted: I left work in Birmingham at 10:30 am this morning headed home in the snow. Six hours and 56 miles later, I'm finally able to unwind. Much stupidity was observed during my journey and I completely agree that southerners cannot drive in snow/ice. The only positive was that I finally got to fully utilize and appreciate the all wheel drive of my Audi S4 View Quote kcolg30 likes... |
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If Bham is like it is up here there seems to be a sheet of ice under the snow (maybe 1" here on the highways). Started snowing a bit here (Guntersville area) mid morning. I had an appointment to get my hair cut at 12:30. The snow was dry and powdery but once it blew away the roads were like glass. I guess the first snow hit the road, melted and then froze, to be covered with more snow. The only way I could drive was to keep the right hand tires on the edge of the road for traction. When I got in the middle of the road there was a weird noise coming from my right front tire and I didn't seem to be traveling as fast as I should. I had to take snow covered back roads to get home. If I go in tomorrow I'm going to try an old Altima we have and see if it drives better. My daughter down in Bham tried to get home but had to return to the UAB health dept where she works. No hotel rooms. Driving home, her husband slid off the road, got out and started walking home. He slipped and dislocated his shoulder. They had to get a fire dept ATV to take him to Brookwood Hospital. He's still there. She can't get to him. She's going to try and drive a short distance to stay with a couple she goes to church with nearby, else stay at work. Son in law's mother is stuck in traffic somewhere between UAB and Trussville. Been on the road going on 5 hours. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Geez, seriously? Exactly how deep was the snow in AL at that time? If Bham is like it is up here there seems to be a sheet of ice under the snow (maybe 1" here on the highways). Started snowing a bit here (Guntersville area) mid morning. I had an appointment to get my hair cut at 12:30. The snow was dry and powdery but once it blew away the roads were like glass. I guess the first snow hit the road, melted and then froze, to be covered with more snow. The only way I could drive was to keep the right hand tires on the edge of the road for traction. When I got in the middle of the road there was a weird noise coming from my right front tire and I didn't seem to be traveling as fast as I should. I had to take snow covered back roads to get home. If I go in tomorrow I'm going to try an old Altima we have and see if it drives better. My daughter down in Bham tried to get home but had to return to the UAB health dept where she works. No hotel rooms. Driving home, her husband slid off the road, got out and started walking home. He slipped and dislocated his shoulder. They had to get a fire dept ATV to take him to Brookwood Hospital. He's still there. She can't get to him. She's going to try and drive a short distance to stay with a couple she goes to church with nearby, else stay at work. Son in law's mother is stuck in traffic somewhere between UAB and Trussville. Been on the road going on 5 hours. I live between Albertville and Guntersville. I was lucky enough to leave Birmingham when I did, there are literally thousands of people stranded and it will be single digit temps tonight. |
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So you're saying there was about 18" of snow on the road, right?
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Maybe, but all life doesn't shut down as we know it either. No wonder the south lost the Civil War. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Northerners can't drive in this stuff either. No wonder the south lost the Civil War. You went back up north. You lost. |
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So you're saying there was about 18" of snow on the road, right? View Quote This is NOT snow. It is slick ice that practically no one can drive on. http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2014/01/aldot_crews_to_work_through_th.html |
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I drove from ft. Payne to the acton road exit on 459 in less than 2.5 hours. I then had to wait 4 hours for traffic to clear on acton thanks to all the morons who just abandoned their cars for no explainable reason other than their own stupidity in driving them. Finally, it then took me another 45 minutes to get the last mile thanks to all of the aforementioned morons. To all southerners who have lost the ability to utilize critical thinking skills because ZOMG!! SNNNNOOOOWW!!!!!: let some air out of your tires, drive slowly, do not stop or accelerate when there is not an absolute need to do so, keep a straight course where possible, maintain 3-4 car lengths distance for every 10-15 mph of speed, do not panic when your traction control bites, and do not drive onto the ice sheet created by preceding cars when there's nice soft snow on a grippy shoulder for you to hang on to. If you can't follow these directions, shelter is place and complain to people who care.
To all the idiots who refuse to understand the principles of driving in winter weather conditions, specifically including (but certainly not limited to) the silver hyundai Santa Fe that tailgated me up old rocky ridge road even after I motioned at you to stay back and then got out of my car and specifically told you that you were driving dangerously given the low traction conditions, the black Chrysler 300 dub edition that stopped coming down an icy hill in a lane opposite me and then had to be pushed off the road in front of my car coming about 6 inches from hitting me and snarling traffic unnecessarily for over 20 minutes, and most especially the gold Cadillac SUV with the handicap placard and obviously non handicapped occupants that slammed on their brakes for no legitimate reason while navigating the turn from an unnamed side street onto rocky ridge road causing me to have to bail into a ditch that I almost never got out of - I genuinely hope you reap the rewards of your selfish and infinite stupidity in everything that you attempt and that fail as miserably at life as you do at driving. That is all. |
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