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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:29:45 AM EDT
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Get 'er Boy!!!! |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:30:50 AM EDT
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Its a control thing. When I lived in Oregon I had a neighbor tell me that I come home too late that I need to be more considerate of others.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:14 AM EDT
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Shoulda told her, " looks like he ain't the only one !"
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:16 AM EDT
[#4]
Spray her with the hose.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:33 AM EDT
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Its a control thing. When I lived in Oregon I had a neighbor tell me that I come home too late that I need to be more considerate of others. What an asshole move. I cant believe you werent at home in pajamas before 6 pm 
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:56 AM EDT
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Pics of neighbor?
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:33:27 AM EDT
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You're complaining about busybodies on GD?
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:33:53 AM EDT
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Shoulda told her, " looks like he ain't the only one !" |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:33:54 AM EDT
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What an asshole move. I cant believe you werent at home in pajamas before 6 pm
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Its a control thing. When I lived in Oregon I had a neighbor tell me that I come home too late that I need to be more considerate of others. What an asshole move. I cant believe you werent at home in pajamas before 6 pm
I'm soo sorry that I was too busy working till 230am. Scotch and bullets aren't cheap you know. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:29 AM EDT
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Citizens arrest for trespassing then pillage and rape
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:44 AM EDT
[#11]
"Get the fuck out of my driveway."
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:45 AM EDT
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Spray her with the hose. Tell her if she comes onto your property again, she'll be the one in a leash. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:51 AM EDT
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"And you need to understand trespassing laws."
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:36:18 AM EDT
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When I'm out in my garage my dog likes to lay on the floor while I reload or tinker around. This nosy neighbor walked up my driveway to let me know my dog needs to be on a leash. Wtf? I told her to don't worry about it. He is highly trained as he tries to sniff her ass. He has never gotten out or shit on anyone's yard. So, why do people act like they are the law? Tell her to fuck off next time. Then, crap on her yard yourself later. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:38:47 AM EDT
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When I'm out in my garage my dog likes to lay on the floor while I reload or tinker around. This nosy neighbor walked up my driveway to let me know my dog needs to be on a leash. Wtf? I told her to don't worry about it. He is highly trained as he tries to sniff her ass. He has never gotten out or shit on anyone's yard. So, why do people act like they are the law? On your own property? I should say not. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:39:40 AM EDT
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"Leash? The girl in the pit under the house is wearing it. Anything else you need?"
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:39:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:43:08 AM EDT
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Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done. What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others.
A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:43:23 AM EDT
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My neighbor claimed the same thing about his dog and soon afterwards it bit me on the butt, just a nip really
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:44:51 AM EDT
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Next time she comes up to you like that start scratchin your balls and pickin your nose. See if she ever comes back after that.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:50:47 AM EDT
[#21]
Pee on her leg.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:55:00 AM EDT
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Get a cleaver and when she comes around again start sharpening it. Tell her yer dog likes fresh meat.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:03:25 AM EDT
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Castle doctrine?
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:04:39 AM EDT
[#24]
Sounds like she was trespassing.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:05:31 AM EDT
[#25]
hopefully they move out
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:08:14 AM EDT
[#26]
Sounds like an URBAN problem. Check the laws. Also your neighbor needs to stay off your property.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:09:32 AM EDT
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I'm glad I don't have neighbors like that. I drive truck and come home or leave at any time of the day and drive my tractor back to the house in the winter to plug it in and the neighbors never complain. I ask them from time to time if they can hear me and they always say I never know you're driving by unless it's during the day and I see you.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:10:45 AM EDT
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Sic the dog on her. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:11:17 AM EDT
[#29]
Tell her she is trespassing and to FOAD.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:13:18 AM EDT
[#30]
Dogs inside a house need to be on a leash?
Should have had the dog urinate on her. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:13:47 AM EDT
[#31]
A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting.
Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks." Friend  
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:16:07 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're complaining about busybodies on GD?  |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:16:36 AM EDT
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A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting. Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks." Friend I'd tell your friend to inform the neighbor next time they do that he's calling the cops for tampering with his mail. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:19:45 AM EDT
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I'd tell your friend to inform the neighbor next time they do that he's calling the cops for tampering with his mail. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting. Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks." Friend I'd tell your friend to inform the neighbor next time they do that he's calling the cops for tampering with his mail. I told my friend to get a camera and go to the Postmaster with the proof. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:23:21 AM EDT
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A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting. Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks." Friend "I see that you're committing a federal offense." |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:24:52 AM EDT
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Tell them a knock knock joke.
Knock knock Who's there? Fuck off. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:28:09 AM EDT
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Far too many Gladys Kravitz's in this world....
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:28:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:30:37 AM EDT
[#39]
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Shoulda told her, " looks like he ain't the only one !" /thread. 
I can't stand people who feel the need to insert themselves in your daily lives |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:32:41 AM EDT
[#40]
I had one tell me I needed a permit to put a shelf in my garage.
I responded by getting really serious and saying "You're not going to snitch are you ?". Try that next time. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:36:57 AM EDT
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Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done. What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others. A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law. This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:41:06 AM EDT
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I wouldn't do that on duty, even if it was an ordinance/statute.
Had a lady, from CT IIRC, who called in once to complain about some wildhorses not being fed. Wild. Horses. I told her that I didn't have jurisdiction over wild animals, and as they'd done nothing criminal, there was little I could do. I suggested she call Game and Fish; she said she had, and they'd suggested she call the Sheriff's Office. Thanks, assholes. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 11:42:20 AM EDT
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This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done. What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others. A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law. This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one. Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk". Close second was "dead bird in backyard". Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 12:03:30 PM EDT
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Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk". Close second was "dead bird in backyard". Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done. What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others. A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law. This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one. Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk". Close second was "dead bird in backyard". Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system. Please, more stories. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 12:05:42 PM EDT
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Please, more stories. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done. What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others. A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law. This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one. Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk". Close second was "dead bird in backyard". Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system. Please, more stories. Here ya' go! Sorry for the thread hijack. |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 12:06:01 PM EDT
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Please, more stories. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done. What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others. A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law. This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one. Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk". Close second was "dead bird in backyard". Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system. Please, more stories. Today's calls: 1. Dumpster diving 2. Neighbor parked on sidewalk. In front of their own house. Who gives a fuck? |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 12:07:47 PM EDT
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When I'm out in my garage my dog likes to lay on the floor while I reload or tinker around. This nosy neighbor walked up my driveway to let me know my dog needs to be on a leash. Wtf? I told her to don't worry about it. He is highly trained as he tries to sniff her ass. He has never gotten out or shit on anyone's yard. So, why do people act like they are the law? Have you tried fixing the problem with your penis? |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 12:08:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Get the fuck out of my driveway." |
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Posted: 1/26/2014 12:09:20 PM EDT
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I would have told her to fuck off and consider this her trespass warning.
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Posted: 1/26/2014 12:09:48 PM EDT
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Citizens arrest for trespassing then pillage and rape Sometimes pillage is an acceptable problem solver. Followed by murder, rape, arson and rape. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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