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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:13:40 PM EDT
I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass.
When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:15:08 PM EDT
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haha - you're bald. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:15:24 PM EDT
[#2]
Threesome?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:16:50 PM EDT
[#3]
how slappable is the roomates ass? why is she strictly platonic?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:17:16 PM EDT
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While it sucks, how would you feel? What if your girl/girl your talking to/whatever the fuck her title is was out with one of her platonic friends, and you noticed him slap her on her ass, even if in his mind it was harmless. I am sure you would either be pissed, hurt, or "fuck it, Im done with her."
ETA: Though I have never slapped a girls that I hadn't slept with, or had the intention of doing so... 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:17:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Give her space. If she wants anything to do with you she will get ahold of you.
Stop calling and texting. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:17:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Thou shalt not touch female ass in public.
Didn't your daddy teach you any better?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:01 PM EDT
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I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass. When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls.
You already blew it friend-o. IF you were going to respond at all...you should have gave a VERY short response that girl in question was your roommate, and if your fuck-buddy was so upset by it even after knowing the facts, then AMF. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:31 PM EDT
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Need pics of: roommates ass, roommate, gf.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:36 PM EDT
[#9]
Fuck your roomate now instead.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:18:40 PM EDT
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While it sucks, how would you feel? What if your girl/girl your talking to/whatever the fuck her title is was out with one of her platonic friends, and you noticed him slap her on her ass, even if in his mind it was harmless. I am sure you would either be pissed, hurt, or "fuck it, Im done with her." Or d) buy some paper plates. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:19:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Stop hanging around flea markets?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:21:47 PM EDT
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Girlfriend saw u slap another girls ass ,says bye and you're surprised
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:21:57 PM EDT
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Need pics of: roommates ass, roommate, gf. yeah I agree. there are too many people mentioned and not enough pics |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:22:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:22:51 PM EDT
[#15]
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:23:35 PM EDT
[#16]
Pics aren't loading of said ass
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:23:51 PM EDT
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:24:11 PM EDT
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You know the rules. Need picture of roommate's ass. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:10 PM EDT
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Half of the people on the planet have a vagina. I'm just saying.......
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:12 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. just wear this when you do it. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:13 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. 
Why not? You are not related. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:26 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Why are you not going there? |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:25:55 PM EDT
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Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis was stalking us... FIFY Quoted:
You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? How fat is she? |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:27:20 PM EDT
[#24]
Also, we need to know which is hotter.
Pics would help. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:28:25 PM EDT
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Also, we need to know which is hotter. Pics would help. GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:28:34 PM EDT
[#26]
How pissed off was the former girlfriend going to be when she found out you have a female room mate?
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:29:33 PM EDT
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How pissed off was the former girlfriend going to be when she found out you have a female room mate? She already knew. I told her at the beginning. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:29:41 PM EDT
[#28]
Move on.
Lots of other women out there. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:31:49 PM EDT
[#29]
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She already knew. I told her at the beginning. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How pissed off was the former girlfriend going to be when she found out you have a female room mate? She already knew. I told her at the beginning. She was definitely stalking you. Do you have the gps tracking feature on your phone turned off? Default is ON ( thanks NSA ) |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:12 PM EDT
[#30]
Female dilemma? You're not female? Or are you? |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:24 PM EDT
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I went to the flea market today with my strictly platonic roommate. While we were walking around my roommate made a crack about some hair restoration cream that she saw (I shave my head) and I responded with a playful slap to her ass. Well unbeknownst to me a gal that I have been seeing on a semi regular basis that I like a lot was also there and witnessed the said slap to my roommates ass. When I saw her and went to introduce my roommate to her and she just looked passed me and kept walking. Not 10 minutes later I got a text from her telling me to lose her number and that I was never touching her again. I think I am cut off for good now. She has not answered any of my texts or calls.
Respond back......."good thing I got me a back up squeeze" Why not, it's not like you got a shot with the old GF anyway, might as well exit with some style. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:28 PM EDT
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GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Also, we need to know which is hotter. Pics would help. GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. You mean EX-gf....
Move on. eta: what do you mean by "seeing on a semi regular basis"? |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:32:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Your GF has impeccable timing, you have terrible luck, or your story is BS.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:33:02 PM EDT
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haha - you're bald. 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:33:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:33:06 PM EDT
[#36]
What's the dilemma here? She gave you the boot, move on.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:34:20 PM EDT
[#37]
I bet now you're wondering "why didn't I just rub my roomate's snatch through her pants if I was getting in trouble for it anyway".
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:34:37 PM EDT
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GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Also, we need to know which is hotter. Pics would help. GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. Then it appears you slapped the wrong ass. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:35:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: just wear this when you do it. http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/Product/medium/franco/joedirt-mullet-wig.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. just wear this when you do it. http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/Product/medium/franco/joedirt-mullet-wig.jpg Then why are you slapping your sister's ass? I'll have to try it, I have 3, and will report back with missing teeth |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:36:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why not? You are not related. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Why not? You are not related. Would you slap your sister's ass, really? He wants the roomy |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:37:31 PM EDT
[#41]
Actually...considering what is going on with the girl you were involved with....it looks like you are NOT getting screwed.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:37:49 PM EDT
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Sorry OP, but who the fuck would want to put up living with a woman if they weren't fucking her?
I enjoy the company of women, but I wouldn't want to live with one unless it was a relationship. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:38:02 PM EDT
[#43]
I don't touch anybody's ass unless I'm tapping it.
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:38:03 PM EDT
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Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. I would fuck my sister. Just do it. Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with? You know that's fucking gold right? even if shes not your type, make it your type. DO IT |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:09 PM EDT
[#45]
Go get your gf (exgf?) Caveman style by the hair and do the deed.
Women dig that. Wear a toupee. It'll help. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:34 PM EDT
[#46]
Yup. You're done.
Lesson learned. |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:40 PM EDT
[#47]
Pics of both to determine guilt are yet to load... Ipad has no F5....
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:39:53 PM EDT
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I would fuck my sister. Just do it. Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with? You know that's fucking gold right? even if shes not your type, make it your type. DO IT Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a female room mate and you haven't fucked her yet? Correct and I never will. It would be like fucking my sister or something. No way am I going there. I would fuck my sister. Just do it. Do you know how motherfucking hard it is to find a girl that a guy can live with? You know that's fucking gold right? even if shes not your type, make it your type. DO IT 
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:40:15 PM EDT
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GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Also, we need to know which is hotter. Pics would help. GF is hotter. Roommate is ok but plain. Plain wins marathons. HIT THAT SHIT |
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Posted: 1/18/2014 3:41:18 PM EDT
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Your probably better off.. sounds like the ex semi regular girl fuck buddy has a case of teh crazy.
Pics still aren't loading. Damn n00bs.
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