Subject: A Letter



Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending
my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jenifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did
I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now
they
know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the workplace
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know
is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag
the
Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
John
Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments
from
the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really
didn't
need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of
your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have
logged in
more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that
Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
gifts you've received from your "friends".

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)
out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less
tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to
let
Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
part of
the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would
not
release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the
time,
Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted"
that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and
eventually
thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade
Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time
that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from
all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made
aware
of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once
again)
for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.



SINCERELY,

A U.S. Citizen

P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful
factual
e-mail.

Everything's pretty much right except for #14.  Not the same guy.

I'd like to thank Clintoon for not taking Bin Laden when he was offered to us.  Moron.

Didn't see anything about the AWB, or about how he pulled out troops out of Mogadishu when American troops were ready to go back in, and to show their fallen comrades that they did not die in vain. Yeah, he's a real champ.

BTW: I know this was just an e-mail and you didn't write it, I just have no tollerance for Clinton.

How old was Atta when he crashed the plane?  33 or something like that. Would have made him 18 in 1986.  Maybe it's plausible if he was Palestinian, but he was a middle class Egyptian.

Wipeout,
dont worry. i too have no tolerance for the prick. i absolutely can not stand this fucker. thats why my bud sent me the email.  

today on the radio Rush Limbaugh discussed the way Klinton was bragging that had they given him control of the Demoncratic Party, he would have singlehandedly won the elections for them? does this sorry ass goatfuck ever give up????