I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care if I illegal?

I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.

If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

What's the purpose of allowing immigrants into this country?

Do we need them?
No.

To increase the number of workers here?
No. Maybe 100 years ago that was the case, but today I don't see a big labor shortage here now.

To pick the fruit and change the hotel bedsheets ?
If so, then I guess dumping all the low-paying dead-end jobs onto immigrants is a good thing???



So what is the reason for letting immigrants keep pouring into this country?

To increase the number of ignorant and dependant voters.

Exactamundo.  That's why even BUSH (a Republican, by the way) wants to give asylum to tens of thousands of illegal Mexicans.  Thank the gods for the likes of the civilian border patrols in Arizona, which our government is going after.

Thank you for your service to this country.  This little ditty wasn't aimed at you, however.  In a sense, we're all foreigners who've become naturalized citizens, either legally or by inheritance.

This was aimed at, FOR EXAMPLE, our friends south of the border who come here illegally, pollute our schools and our language, add to our crime and population, and leach on our society.

The other big problem is the hordes of Canadians coming here illegally and polluting our language.  Why, just the other day I heard a Home Depot employee say "aboot." [rolleyes]