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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:25:04 PM EDT
[#1]
hang out with the ar15.com boyzz?
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:25:45 PM EDT
[#2]
Hookers
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:26:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Fondle your guns.
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:28:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hookers |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:30:28 PM EDT
[#5]
Internet porn
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:34:48 PM EDT
[#6]
Sounds like maybe all your friends are also cops. Find more friends/groups with whom you have common interests and GET INVOLVED.
No dates? Don't remember much about it, but if you want women, you got to go where they are cause they sure as heck are not going to come knocking on your door. So you might have to go somewhere other that the station house or a gun show. |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:35:40 PM EDT
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Just think of all the money you're saving! [:D]
Not sure about these days but when I was your age I'd put on my finest lizards and head down to the local country & western dance hall. Couldn't dance a lick but always managed to get a slow one in now and then. Used to be a great place to meet chicks. If you go around 11:30, they're already drunk......saves you money. [;)] |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:38:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: Sounds like maybe all your friends are also cops. Find more friends/groups with whom you have common interests and GET INVOLVED. No dates? Don't remember much about it, but if you want women, you got to go where they are cause they sure as heck are not going to come knocking on your door. So you might have to go somewhere other that the station house or a gun show. Your Right! |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:40:17 PM EDT
[#9]
Three words: Ti Tee Bar
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:46:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Oh friend...I told you the last time when you meet a girl how to behave. Go to her house and KNOCK on the door, don't kick it in and also women like flowers not guns pulled on them.
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:48:09 PM EDT
[#11]
As your lawyer, I advise you to begin drinking heavily and feeling sorry for yourself.
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:49:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: As your lawyer, I advise you to begin drinking heavily and feeling sorry for yourself. The sad thing is that I don't need to drink to feel sorry for myself! |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 5:51:39 PM EDT
[#13]
So you feel like life's passing you by? Join the club.
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:00:32 PM EDT
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Go down to the emergency room like you have official business, but instead, scope out the nurses so next time you are there on business, you'll know who you want to ask out for coffee. Never waste a perfectly good Saturday night, especially when you're young.
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:04:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: I am 23 years old,its Saturday night and, I have nothing to do. All my friends are working and I have nobody to hang out with. I do not have a girlfriend and I cannot remember the last time I even had a date. I really do not like going out alone. What to do? Don't feel bad, I'm in the same boat. I'm sure a lot of us ar15.comers are in the same boat as well. Read, watch movies, research something, theres lots to do on a saturday night by yourself. |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:11:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: As your lawyer, I advise you to begin drinking heavily and feeling sorry for yourself. The sad thing is that I don't need to drink to feel sorry for myself! To put things in perspective, the high point of our day today was when the kids and I visited my wife at the pyschiatric hospital. No,... she isn't staff. Get out, find something you enjoy doing as an individual, and anything beyond that is a pleasant surprise! Semper Fi Dave |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:25:50 PM EDT
[#17]
I will keep that in mind.
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:27:05 PM EDT
[#18]
I feel your pain man...15 1/2 years to go until I have a life again. Luckily, my girlfriend works shift work too...
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:32:49 PM EDT
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OKLA-LAWMAN..Why didn't you come to the fun show in Dallas today? There was quite a crowd from the board there, a very good tex-mex dinner, and I'msure there would have been someone around to show you a nite on the town. You missed a good time..[:)] ... fullclip |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:38:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Welcome to the club. We used to have a mascot but he ended up fucking an ugly fat chick so we kicked him out.
I need a scotch. Blessed blessed scotch. |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:39:07 PM EDT
[#21]
Ya gots ta flirt!
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:42:49 PM EDT
[#22]
You don't have it so bad - you could be married and it would be much worse!
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:45:47 PM EDT
[#23]
Fiddle with your pee pee!
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:47:47 PM EDT
[#24]
get your priorities straight.
clean your guns. |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 6:55:15 PM EDT
[#25]
Just remember, if you never take a chance, you will never get hurt or lucky. Only weak people don't gamble. Ask the next pretty girl you see out on a date. If she says no, just say, well, whoever you do say yes to is one lucky guy. Boom, she is then a yes or her friend certainly will be.
Come on man, go out and take a chance! Do it for us married folks!!! |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 7:01:14 PM EDT
[#26]
We all don't have much of life tonight do we, or else we wouldn't be pounding on a keyboard?
My wife is back East visiting her folks. My son is off playing in a band. My shooting buddies are all doing family things. If I went out to pick up a girl my wife would know about before she came back home. Don't have much of a life tonight either. My entertainment for the the night is trying to piss off the union guys on another thread. Not much of an evening is it? |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 7:27:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: Just remember, if you never take a chance, you will never get hurt or lucky. Only weak people don't gamble. Ask the next pretty girl you see out on a date. If she says no, just say, well, whoever you do say yes to is one lucky guy. Boom, she is then a yes or her friend certainly will be. Come on man, go out and take a chance! Do it for us married folks!!! I'll have to try that one next time! |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 7:47:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: I am 23 years old,its Saturday night and, I have nothing to do. All my friends are working and I have nobody to hang out with. I do not have a girlfriend and I cannot remember the last time I even had a date. I really do not like going out alone. What to do? When in doubt, shoot. It could be worse. I'm 26 years old. It's saturday night, and I have nothing to do. My friends are in NYC with their s/o, out of state, don't feel like going out, or just aren't around. I started my day with my [i]mother[/i] making me look like an idiot with my own AR-15, and end the day sitting alone, in my room, on the computer. I've been on exactly 3 dates in my entire life, and all but one were unmitigated disasters. My current living location means that any woman who would find me physically attractive will run in gibbering fear on the realization that I'm NOT a transplant from Berkeley, I actually HAVE a brain, and I believe that people are responsible for their own lives, and they'll call me a murdering psychopath because I own A gun, much less several. I've been to strip joints twice in my life. Once was required for a bachelor party, and involved massive amounts of physical pain. The other I got yelled at by a stripper for having the gall to look at her during her routine. I tell you, you have NOT hit rock bottom until you're getting bitched out by a stripper for going into a strip club and doing EXACTLY what you're supposed to be doing. |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 7:56:49 PM EDT
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Avoid exposure to sunlight, let your hair,finger and toe nails grow out and start bottling your own piss. [b]your a recluse.[/b] Don't worry about socializing it wont be long before the voices start talking to you. At that time you will have all the socializing you require. Avoid womenz they will only contaminate your mind and body. You will need all your wits about you when the government men start beaming their rays at your brain. I suggest you also Eat nothing but grapenuts and buttermilk. Do these things and you will find happiness and contentment for all your days. [b](until you die penniless and insane)[/b] Hell, it worked for Mr. Hughes It im 30 and in just about in the same boat. After a while the madness kicks in and it aint so bad. |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 8:02:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: It could be worse. I'm 26 years old. It's saturday night, and I have nothing to do. My friends are in NYC with their s/o, out of state, don't feel like going out, or just aren't around. I started my day with my [i]mother[/i] making me look like an idiot with my own AR-15, and end the day sitting alone, in my room, on the computer. I've been on exactly 3 dates in my entire life, and all but one were unmitigated disasters. My current living location means that any woman who would find me physically attractive will run in gibbering fear on the realization that I'm NOT a transplant from Berkeley, I actually HAVE a brain, and I believe that people are responsible for their own lives, and they'll call me a murdering psychopath because I own A gun, much less several. I've been to strip joints twice in my life. Once was required for a bachelor party, and involved massive amounts of physical pain. The other I got yelled at by a stripper for having the gall to look at her during her routine. I tell you, you have NOT hit rock bottom until you're getting bitched out by a stripper for going into a strip club and doing EXACTLY what you're supposed to be doing. Rob? Is that you? And Okla, get some dang dollar bills and go stick them in stripper's garters. It is either that or Oriental massage, and who knows what you could catch? |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 8:05:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Hey lawman, what city do you work, live in?
TXLEWIS |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 8:07:53 PM EDT
[#32]
what is this life and why would i want to get one?
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Posted: 11/30/2002 8:53:14 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Hey lawman, what city do you work, live in? TXLEWIS I live In Oklahoma City, and work for Oklahoma County |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 9:01:28 PM EDT
[#34]
Hell, I'm in the same boat. Just a little older (45). But I am not a loser!! Just a displaced single individual.
Or you could go on a date, you spend the cash, then the whole think goes Tango Uniform on ya. Problem is, I ain't no bar hopping, drinkin', crazy kind of a guy. Not many women like to shoot, go hiking in remote areas, play sports etc. At least that I can find. Also, I have the ability to be over looked in an empty room. There are advantages to that. Can't think of any at the moment, though. What's Internet porn? |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 9:06:31 PM EDT
[#35]
I live In Oklahoma City, and work for Oklahoma County At the jail, or on patrol? |
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Posted: 11/30/2002 9:12:47 PM EDT
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Where do you Work?
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Posted: 11/30/2002 9:33:58 PM EDT
[#37]
Not there, but I've been a little worried when I've had to go to the sheriff's office and they just happened to be releasing inmates.
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Posted: 11/30/2002 10:19:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: I am 23 years old,its Saturday night and, I have nothing to do. All my friends are working and I have nobody to hang out with. I do not have a girlfriend and I cannot remember the last time I even had a date. I really do not like going out alone. What to do? Bro, I'm 42..Been married 3x...My current wife is behind me in bed snoring like a friggin bear and I am on the computer talking with GUYS....Sex? What's that? Can't drink because of diabetes....But I like my life right now! The wife isn't nagging me! Her kid is in bed! It's just me and the crickets.... Porn on the internet? Bad idea. You never know what's going to come up and you'll be looking at something you don't want to or it's illegal....If you pay for a site, they never leave you alone and they sell your name to other porn sites and you get spammed to death...It only get's worse... Bars are terrible places to meet women unless you just want to "Get Some"... Which is ok too sometimes..Just be there at closing time especially if you're ugly like me... Don't let that ring around your ass get any redder from sitting on your pitty pot..Get out there! Life is what YOU make it! (cliche') Out here in Az we have open areas where we can shoot anytime of the day or night..I love to go out and bust some caps at 3am....So do many women! Grocery stores are great places to meet single women....boobie bars only make you go home horny... I feel another cliche' coming..... You have to make yourself happy before you can make someone else happy....(arrrgh...) But then again, if it get's too bad, there's always Penthouse and Kleenex...(Who knows, when you go buy the magazine, the toothless clerk with 10 kids at home working at the local 7-11 might think you're cute) See, all hope is not lost..Think positive..(OK..ENOUGH WITH THE CLICHE'S) |
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