Birth canals are magic

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Posted: 12/13/2013 1:51:37 PM EDT

... becuase, if you haven't traveled down one yet, you can be killed - you have no more rights than a diseased gall bladder.

Once you travel down one - presto! Change-o! Now killing you is murder.

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:52:50 PM EDT

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OK. I guess we haven't done an abortion thread in a few hours.

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:53:03 PM EDT

[#2]

How to C-sections factor in on this???????

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:53:16 PM EDT

[#3]

have fun storming the castle

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:53:22 PM EDT

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So everyone who was delivered by C-section is immortal?

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:54:05 PM EDT

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What if you were birthed via C section?

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:54:27 PM EDT

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Irrespective of abortion, birth canals are magic.

They've been making my money disappear most of my adult life. Nonetheless, I'm a fan.

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:54:44 PM EDT

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The way I read the OP, that makes you an immortal daywalker, but be careful, if someone tries to kill you no one will prosecute them.

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:54:49 PM EDT

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This is where the OP gives GD a lesson on troll-baiting a contentious topic.

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:55:16 PM EDT

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I thought we were going to have a spirited discussion about the marvels of the vagina..but here we are instead.

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:55:43 PM EDT

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I think so and try to visit one regularly

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:55:43 PM EDT

[#11]

Oh for fucks sake...

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:55:57 PM EDT

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Now I have a reason to be angry with my mother.... I could have been an immortal!

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Posted: 12/13/2013 1:56:04 PM EDT

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Bingo. Beat me to it.

Also, they are undefeated forever.

Birth Canals = infinity

Men = 0

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:56:07 PM EDT

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"You can never be killed by a man borne of woman!"

Xcept his killer was borne via C-section...

(literary bump of the day...)

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:56:27 PM EDT

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everyone knows C section babies are born with no soul

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:57:12 PM EDT

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FIFY

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:57:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/13/2013 1:58:40 PM EDT

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... becuase, if you haven't traveled down one yet, you can be killed - you have no more rights than a diseased gall bladder.

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First breath - last heartbeat.

Were your assertion accurate, they wouldn't be prosecuting people for multiple homicide when a pegnant woman is killed.

Posted: 12/13/2013 1:59:40 PM EDT

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I think Roe v Wade was a BS federal usurpation, but really, how would you go about banning abortion?

Seems to me like a lot of people want to feel like they are doing something, without actually doing anything about it.

In a way, it's like the emotional liberals who want to ban guns, thinking they are actually doing something to fix a problem, but in reality, the violence would get even worse.

In what way would prohibiting abortion actually stop it from happening?

Posted: 12/13/2013 2:00:20 PM EDT

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That is exactly what I'm doing right now. If I am actually immortal, God help you all...

Posted: 12/13/2013 2:00:23 PM EDT

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IBTL

Posted: 12/13/2013 2:02:26 PM EDT

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OK. I guess we haven't done an abortion thread in a few hours.

I thought we were going to have a spirited discussion about the marvels of the vagina..but here we are instead.

Let's talk about vagina. I love it. Do you?

Posted: 12/13/2013 2:04:00 PM EDT

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Vagina's are cool

Posted: 12/13/2013 2:04:29 PM EDT

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They're supposed to be warm.

Posted: 12/13/2013 8:49:14 PM EDT

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Birth canal by proxy ....

Posted: 12/13/2013 8:55:31 PM EDT

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... becuase, if you haven't traveled down one yet, you can be killed - you have no more rights than a diseased gall bladder.

Once you travel down one - presto! Change-o! Now killing you is murder.

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Really.... Go murder a pregnant chick and see how many murders you are charged with.

Posted: 12/13/2013 9:01:17 PM EDT

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The only thing that gets me is why doesn't the man get an equal say? Half of that genetic material is his after all.

Posted: 12/13/2013 9:03:09 PM EDT

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You just made me laugh pretty hard. I needed that.

Posted: 12/13/2013 9:16:15 PM EDT

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We may begin our lives traveling down one, but we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

Posted: 12/13/2013 9:40:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:20:08 PM EDT

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99.99999999% of the
poor little fuckers squirted out of my dick didnt live 45 minutes.
And I can guarantee, nobody gives a flying fuck.
Stick that statistic in your birth canal, and smoke it.

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:00:41 AM EDT

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Really.... Go murder a pregnant chick and see how many murders you are charged with.

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... becuase, if you haven't traveled down one yet, you can be killed - you have no more rights than a diseased gall bladder.

Once you travel down one - presto! Change-o! Now killing you is murder.

Really.... Go murder a pregnant chick and see how many murders you are charged with.

Tell me who, having traveled down an actual or ersatz birth canal, can be killed simply because another person desires it.

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:01:46 AM EDT

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99.99999999% of the
poor little fuckers squirted out of my dick didnt live 45 minutes.
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The hole in your penis is not a birth canal, and spermatozoa are not human beings.

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:06:48 AM EDT

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What if you come out backwards?

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:08:49 AM EDT

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I like magic.

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:14:28 AM EDT

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You should google "female anatomy."

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:17:08 AM EDT

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Automatic Presidency.

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:20:40 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/14/2013 9:22:46 AM EDT

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Interesting. I thought this thread was going to be about how magical birth canals are in so much that they can change with use. If used enough, is it possible for a baby to walk down one with head clearance?

Bilster

PS

Fuck Obama
Fuck Biden
Fuck Holder
Fuck Cuomo
Fuck Swinestain

Posted: 12/14/2013 9:31:02 AM EDT

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I thought this as going to be about elasticity.

Posted: 12/14/2013 10:22:06 AM EDT

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... becuase, if you haven't traveled down one yet, you can be killed - you have no more rights than a diseased gall bladder.

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Huh, evidently you don't understand Barry's new standard.

Posted: 12/14/2013 10:30:52 AM EDT

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You can tell a c-section person because they prefer to crawl out through a window rather than walk out through a door.

Posted: 12/14/2013 10:34:33 AM EDT

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My exact thought. Someone didn't think this through but talk about a defense in a murder case. The victim was born via c-section and therefor cannot be murdered.