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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:41:20 AM EDT
So ever since I started working at this school, I've had to contend with a relative lack of staff restrooms. Oh well no biggie, usually I'll just drive over to my house (I live close) and go to the bathroom if I need to.
One thing that has rankled me about the staff restrooms is this cute little sign posted up in the restrooms. It says in nice flowery colored font: Gentlemen:
As a courtesy to your colleagues, please make sure the toilet seat is down and clean before leaving the restroom. Thank you, The Ladies Implying that only men are capable of fouling up the restroom. Anyway... Fast forward to today, and I see this as I'm sitting down: 
Someone wrote down "or female :-)" next to the word male. 
WWYD? |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:42:16 AM EDT
[#1]
White people problems.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:42:53 AM EDT
[#2]
Pee in the clorox wipe container.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:43:36 AM EDT
[#3]
learn to deal with life
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:43:42 AM EDT
[#4]
I'd piss on the seat to establish dominance
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:43:47 AM EDT
[#5]
Pee in the sink.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:44:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Misandry is ok; women are a protected class.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:44:24 AM EDT
[#7]
sounds like a hostile workplace needs to be reported to HR.
take pictures of these signs along with a copy of a local newspaper dated today. sue the pants off the school. it's time we played the game back. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:44:31 AM EDT
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Pee in the clorox wipe container. Only way to establish proper dominance. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:45:19 AM EDT
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I would laugh well before I thought to turn it into a male/female pissing contest because of some obsessive compulsive individual with a pee phobia.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:45:55 AM EDT
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Pee in the clorox wipe container. I lost hard. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:46:12 AM EDT
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Rub some chocolate on the seat, wimmenz love the chocolate.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:46:35 AM EDT
[#12]
Leave nasty notes around about their nasty ass bloody tampons.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:47:06 AM EDT
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Only way to establish proper dominance. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pee in the clorox wipe container. Only way to establish proper dominance. Eat asparagus half an hour before you do. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:47:48 AM EDT
[#14]
Quit working around women?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:48:22 AM EDT
[#15]
Sounds like they spend too much time on Facebook, reading those anti-male, female-power pictures that girls always post.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:48:35 AM EDT
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I lost hard. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pee in the clorox wipe container. I lost hard. Me too. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:48:46 AM EDT
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What if you don't identify yourself as a "male", what a bunch of inconsiderate assholes.
Post some LGBT stuff around |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:48:47 AM EDT
[#18]
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Rub some chocolate on the seat, wimmenz love the chocolate. rub blood all over the seat so it looks like period mess |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:49:28 AM EDT
[#19]
File a hostile workplace suit. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:51:33 AM EDT
[#20]
I'd cut my finger, leave a few drops of blood on the toilet seat alongside a container of Clorox wipes that says "For cleaning the toilet seat when a disrespectful female leaves a bloody mess".
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:52:15 AM EDT
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What if you don't identify yourself as a "male", what a bunch of inconsiderate assholes. Post some LGBT stuff around Declare yourself a Zer. To hell with being bounded by their small minded pettiness. Set yourself free.... |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:58:30 AM EDT
[#22]
Fuck them.
I would go in that head and put the seat up every 30 minutes. Stupid bitches will learn to lower the seat, or not as their intellect allows. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:01:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pee in the sink. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:01:35 PM EDT
[#24]
I worked in an all-male environment when we hired a female (tweaker, always shaking). Two days into her job she's trying to bitch about how the toilet seat is always up and she keeps falling in.
"Look before you sit, and shut the fuck up" was the end of it. She quit a few days later because she couldn't come into work since she didn't have her 'meds' |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:02:06 PM EDT
[#25]
Oh, and it's time for an upper-decker.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:12:49 PM EDT
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Pee in the clorox wipe container. Lulz. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:13:37 PM EDT
[#27]
Piss ALL OVER the toilet seat, then leave in the up position.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:16:30 PM EDT
[#28]
I don't use public restrooms.
It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:18:04 PM EDT
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:18:07 PM EDT
[#30]
Zip-tie the toilet seat up.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:19:02 PM EDT
[#31]
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In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:19:06 PM EDT
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I am a facilities manager and let me tell you, women are much dirtier than men.
Having said this, toilets clogg more in the mens head than they do in the womens. Make of that what you will. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:19:47 PM EDT
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. But at least we have guidelines. In our college dorm we had 3 stalls. One was strictly for shitting and was always taken care of, the opposite one was just for pissing, all you had to do was aim in the general direction and no one cared. The middle one was users choice, depending on when the cleaning lady was in last it was usually pretty passable. Go up to the girls floor though and there was piss on every seat, the work of savages. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:19:52 PM EDT
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Zip-tie the toilet seat up. Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:21:16 PM EDT
[#35]
Wow, down and clean for females? Maybe for my wife, but not some random co-worker. Maybe that sexist cunt should leave it up for males.
Although I will say I work with some pretty nasty dude who I'd never want to visit their homes. Who pisses on a toilet seat as an adult? |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:26:39 PM EDT
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I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. My wife says it's 'cause they hover over the seat in an effort not to sit on a peed-all-over toilet seat. Seems kind of chicken/egg to me. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:28:20 PM EDT
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Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Zip-tie the toilet seat up. Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit. That's brilliant! |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:28:28 PM EDT
[#38]
Remove seat. Put sign above toilet "no sitting"
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:28:31 PM EDT
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Oh, and it's time for an upper-decker. full of win |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:35:03 PM EDT
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Spike their tampons with PCP.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:35:51 PM EDT
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Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Zip-tie the toilet seat up. Saran-wrap the bowl. Put seat back down. Wait for outraged squawks. Profit. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:36:10 PM EDT
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Lace doilies in the crapper? Oh boy, that's just all sorts of messed up. Do we also have a toilet paper bunny for the spare roll?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:36:35 PM EDT
[#43]
Post a sign requiring males to pee in the sink from now on.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:37:33 PM EDT
[#44]
FIL was a maintenance man/janitor at an office building for a while. He said the ladies bathroom was always 10 times more disgusting than the men's.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:40:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pee in the clorox wipe container. Top off chlorox container with 'mouse glue'. That stuff is amazing messy.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:44:39 PM EDT
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I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. They're too afraid to sit on the seat, so they hover. Not all women have the leg strength to get a nice, low hover. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:46:30 PM EDT
[#47]
post a sign on the door... "Men Only"
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:48:20 PM EDT
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Pee in the clorox wipe container. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:50:50 PM EDT
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I'd say document this stuff as you have done. Tuck it away for late use if it seems necessary. Otherwise, don't get your panties in a way or sand in your vagina over some silliness. If your usual answer to people outside of your demographic getting offended at stuff you don't find offensive is "Lighten up", then do so yourself. Of course, if you're all about the feelings crusade and are trying to stamp out every hint of racist, sexist or otherwise offensive behavior, then report away.
Probably won't get too far with it if you are a white male, though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't use public restrooms. It's rare i can find one that doesn't have toilets covered in piss splatters or shit splatters. Women are fucking disgusting. Men can be, too. I think it's probably a 50/50 split. In my experience with men's rooms, the mess tends to be focused at the base of the toilet/urinal, not as much on the seat. I really don't know how women manage to get piss everywhere like they do. Men are from Mars, Women are from Afghanistan. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:59:13 PM EDT
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Hmm
We always fabricated coil torsion springs to hold the seat UP. If you wanted the damn thing down you pulled it down & sat on it. When I put a set of those in a nasty assed "ladies room" I had to rehab in the office nobody said a word. They still hovered & sprayed piss like a lawn sprinkler. The Man that had to clean that place complained every week. |
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