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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:04:22 AM EDT
Son of a beech!
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What could go wrong?
ARfcom, I gotta love you. You guys admit to the fuckiest things here sometimes. |
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See if you can write your name, bet you can't
Just whip the dam thing out and piss away. |
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If piss does anything to deer hunting it is a curiosity scent, possible attractant. Let it fly.
Taking a shit is another thing entirely, but piss at will. Quoted:
Drinking with a firearm? View Quote |
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Nothing like booze and gun bow play what R U trying to do cut yourself
and I hope your not bitching about it being 30 degress as I was out in 19 degress yesterday laying in the snow trying to call in predators in order to make them my prey PS for the love of God I hope you are strapped in with a harness and becareful climbing down or Darwin may visit you |
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Son of a beech! View Quote You must be drinking the brandy out of something. Polish it off and pee into the container. |
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Nothing like booze and gun bow play what R U trying to do cut yourself and I hope your not bitching about it being 30 degress as I was out in 19 degress yesterday laying in the snow trying to call in predators in order to make them my prey View Quote No complaints. It was 15 this am. Bared it for 4 hrs. Brrrrrrrr |
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You must be drinking the brandy out of something. Polish it off and pee into the container. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Son of a beech! You must be drinking the brandy out of something. Polish it off and pee into the container. a 32 ounce container is good for exactly two pees. No more. I learned from experience. |
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I heard a few guys talking about how one of them peed in a hollow spot in a tree and a deer came up and drank out of it. Afterwards the deer walked off hacking up mucous like it was about to die.
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Zomg!!! Wtfbbqq1!!
You can't have alcohol within 120' of any firearm!!! Seriously, though, seen anything yet? My big game season is over. |
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Beer Drinking Hunter Falls From Tree Stand Beer-drinking deer hunter falls from tree stand By News Sentinel staff DANDRIDGE - A hunter drinking beer fell from a tree stand in Jefferson County and is in the hospital with serious internal injuries, according to the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency. Billy Mitchum, 47, of Dandridge fell from the ladder stand about 5:30 p.m. Saturday. He was hunting on private land in the Harold Patterson Road area on the opening day of Tennessee's second segment of gun season for deer, the TWRA said in a press release today. A landowner found Mitchum about 8 p.m. after he did not return from the hunt after dark. he was not wearing a fall restraint system, according to the TWRA. Mitchum told officers he wasn't wearing the system because there was a safety bard around the stand. He also told officers he had consumed about four beers. Mitchum was flown by Lifestart helicopter to the University of Tennessee Medical Center. The TWRA is continuing to investigate the accident. More details as they develop online and in Tuesday's News Sentinel. |
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a 32 ounce container is good for exactly two pees. No more. I learned from experience. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Son of a beech! You must be drinking the brandy out of something. Polish it off and pee into the container. a 32 ounce container is good for exactly two pees. No more. I learned from experience. Yeah BTDT. That 3rd one you try to squeeze in overflows and makes you drop the bottle, spilling the entire contents on the tent floor when it's pouring freezing rain outside. |
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Quoted: Beer Drinking Hunter Falls From Tree Stand Beer-drinking deer hunter falls from tree stand By News Sentinel staff DANDRIDGE - A hunter drinking beer fell from a tree stand in Jefferson County and is in the hospital with serious internal injuries, according to the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency. Billy Mitchum, 47, of Dandridge fell from the ladder stand about 5:30 p.m. Saturday. He was hunting on private land in the Harold Patterson Road area on the opening day of Tennessee's second segment of gun season for deer, the TWRA said in a press release today. A landowner found Mitchum about 8 p.m. after he did not return from the hunt after dark. he was not wearing a fall restraint system, according to the TWRA. Mitchum told officers he wasn't wearing the system because there was a safety bard around the stand. He also told officers he had consumed about four beers. Mitchum was flown by Lifestart helicopter to the University of Tennessee Medical Center. The TWRA is continuing to investigate the accident. More details as they develop online and in Tuesday's News Sentinel. View Quote ... And people have ND's, along with shooting themselves, frequent while stone sober. What about shooting with pain killers in their system, or nicotine? The handwringers on this site are hilarious. |
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just don't stand up to pee and fall out of the stand - probably the leading cause in hunting and fishing related injuries - peeing while intoxicated.
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I am man, nature is my toilet.
You must be one of those ninnies that won't even pee in the shower. |
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OP, the majority of hunting accidents are falls from tree stands.
Don't become a statistic... ...unless you do something so undeniably unique that you find yourself in a whole new category of accident! |
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Pissing does nothing to scare off deer.
I've pissed on trees only to have bucks come and mark it for themselves. |
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Smartphones... Only in this day and age can someone go hunting and surf Arfcom at the same time.
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Take a piss.
I've set up mock scrapes and pissed on it to get it started. Bucks will be drawn to it and continue the scrape on their own.
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http://www.stadiumpal.com/
You can make your peeps anywhere at any time. Now I just got to figure out how to take mobile discreet poops. |
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Drinking Brandy. Yup blackberry brandy... Yummy. Just pissed and turned on iheart radio. Wow...enjoy the wilderness fuck-tard Hater bra... Your a hater... iheart is the only way I can stay in the woods all day during the rut. |
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you dont know how to piss off the treestand?
also you might as well just go home if you are going to listen to the radio |
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Quoted: Son of a beech! View Quote Got a good hot deer jerky recipe too. They go good together on a cold day. BTW to those freaking out, he is bow hunting and probably just taking a nip from a flask (I assume), not getting hammered, calm down. City kids..lol. |
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Beer Drinking Hunter Falls From Tree Stand Beer-drinking deer hunter falls from tree stand By News Sentinel staff DANDRIDGE - A hunter drinking beer fell from a tree stand in Jefferson County and is in the hospital with serious internal injuries, according to the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency. Billy Mitchum, 47, of Dandridge fell from the ladder stand about 5:30 p.m. Saturday. He was hunting on private land in the Harold Patterson Road area on the opening day of Tennessee's second segment of gun season for deer, the TWRA said in a press release today. A landowner found Mitchum about 8 p.m. after he did not return from the hunt after dark. he was not wearing a fall restraint system, according to the TWRA. Mitchum told officers he wasn't wearing the system because there was a safety bard around the stand. He also told officers he had consumed about four beers. Mitchum was flown by Lifestart helicopter to the University of Tennessee Medical Center. The TWRA is continuing to investigate the accident. More details as they develop online and in Tuesday's News Sentinel. View Quote So how is he supposed to quench that cotton mouth after toking up? Come on man THINK. I dont hunt but I couldnt imagine sitting in the woods in the winter that long without drinking something. |
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