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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:55:18 AM EDT
Cubadave's Sex Tourism empire in jeoprady
David Strecker is a skinny former softball pitcher who lives in a modest Key West duplex and maintains a healthy head of fine, sandy-colored hair. He prefers tank tops that show off his muscular biceps. He is also a connoisseur of Caribbean prostitutes and has slept with more than 2,500 women under age 25. He has no plans to stop. His scheme, though, is complicated by time, possibly the only cruel mistress Strecker has ever encountered. "If you're having all the fun in the world and nobody knows about it, what fun is that?" At that age, it isn't easy to keep up with two or three women a day for weeks at a time. Chemical assistance is required. Strecker downs estrogen blockers daily, injects his buttocks with testosterone monthly, and consumes Viagra as the situation requires. A grueling P90X regimen is obsessively adhered to, and a bench press occupies the position of a TV set in his living room. The excessively tanned senior might eat a chicken caesar salad if you really goad him, but he generally subsists on protein bars and 5-hour Energy drinks. Sex might be Strecker's only vice; the native Minnesotan doesn't drink or smoke in order to ensure maximum performance with his chicas. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:56:35 AM EDT
[#1]
IBTL
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:57:00 AM EDT
[#2]
......I got nothing..
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:57:16 AM EDT
[#3]
As a key west citizen, I approve!!
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:57:17 AM EDT
[#4]
One of the easier ones to find is Paul Ollariu. He's better known as Captain Paul, a guy who hawks trolley, bike, and snorkeling tickets in Key West by day. For a second business, he uses Facebook and other social media to advertise tours in Colombia that suggest the possibility of romance. In one video, Ollariu walks through the streets of Medellín while narrating: "I just like to show American men ages 30 to 60 to 70 that we can still live like we're 20. Come down here, date, dance, and smile. We'll get you started on a new way of life." In another, he rants about how there's nothing left for him in the United States, where many women are overweight.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:58:42 AM EDT
[#5]
Those are muscular biceps?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:58:44 AM EDT
[#6]
RIO-Lover?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:58:59 AM EDT
[#7]
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As a key west citizen, I approve!! I have seen Dave in Sosua, I met him, Mav and JimmyDR all mongers |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:00:06 AM EDT
[#8]
"Caribbean prostitutes"
No thanks 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:00:10 AM EDT
[#9]
....ok
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:00:22 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
RIO-Lover? Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:01:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Wait, a guy in Key West sleeping with women? Surely you jest. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:02:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: . Strecker downs estrogen blockers daily, injects his buttocks with testosterone monthly, and consumes Viagra as the situation requires. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:02:57 AM EDT
[#13]
While his morals I find skewed, I can definitely appreciate his taste in racial and ethnic poonany.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:03:46 AM EDT
[#14]
hookers, blow and viagra. man is living life.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:04:11 AM EDT
[#15]
What a sad, hollow existence.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:04:14 AM EDT
[#16]
So, let me guess: He's actually a stringer for the CDC, investigating and transporting exotic new STD's, right?
Clever man. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:04:26 AM EDT
[#17]
I am 60 and I can go 3 times in one day, strong to the holes, maybe 4 or 5 times with Levitra
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:05:01 AM EDT
[#18]
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RIO-Lover? We found him 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:05:07 AM EDT
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So, let me guess: He's actually a stringer for the CDC, investigating and transporting exotic new STD's, right? Clever man. Patient Zero. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:05:49 AM EDT
[#20]
His body his life who cares?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:06:12 AM EDT
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I am 60 and I can go 3 times in one day, strong to the holes, maybe 4 or 5 times with Levitra 
5 Yards, Excessive Sharing! |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:06:56 AM EDT
[#22]
I guess everyone needs a hobby........ 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:07:23 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: His body his life who cares? I don't care insofar as it doesn't affect what *I* am doing. Doesn't change the fact that I have ZERO desire to be anything like him. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:08:30 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat Quote HistoryQuoted:
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RIO-Lover? Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat I'm going into "combat" in 2016... ALL of Brazil's finest will be there
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:09:29 AM EDT
[#25]
Time is the only cruel mistress? What about AIDS?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:11:01 AM EDT
[#26]
Hm, 2,500 whores and he's not a bigger germ farm than that monkey in outbreak? Something is amiss.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:11:56 AM EDT
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Time is the only cruel mistress? What about AIDS? At 62... Even with "da aidz", he'll still live to normal male life expectancy these days. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:12:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Caribbean prostitutes" No thanks This.  |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:14:13 AM EDT
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He's doing it wrong then. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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. Strecker downs estrogen blockers daily, injects his buttocks with testosterone monthly, and consumes Viagra as the situation requires. Yup, very wrong. His hormones must be so far out of whack. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:21:02 AM EDT
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What a sad, hollow existence. 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:23:34 AM EDT
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I see girls buck naked in the small pics on his wall.
I'm surprised that GD hasn't been nuked from orbit yet, get some pictures of Paul Walker burned to death in here, stat. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:29:39 AM EDT
[#32]
Meh, whores are like pennies on the sidewalk, it's only a matter of stooping low enough to pick them up.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:33:05 AM EDT
[#33]
Hail to the King!! (oh and IBTL)
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:41:29 AM EDT
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Couldn't he be fat with man titties and still bang prostitutes?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:43:25 AM EDT
[#35]
Gross, that dude must have quite the STD collection.
Also, the chick peeling the bikini out of her B-hole... 
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:43:44 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Couldn't he be fat with man titties and still bang prostitutes? Not three times a day every day of his life, no. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:45:46 AM EDT
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former softball pitcher?
Aim high kids. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:48:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat Quote HistoryQuoted:
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RIO-Lover? Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat So are you admitting that you are a frequent visitor of ladys of the night? |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:50:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I see girls buck naked in the small pics on his wall. I'm surprised that GD hasn't been nuked from orbit yet, get some pictures of Paul Walker burned to death in here, stat. This thread is gonna be like Waco when the mods find out.  |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:54:50 AM EDT
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Naked chicks in GD, way to go Dave
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:55:39 AM EDT
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RIO-Lover? Took the words right outta my mouth... |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:55:57 AM EDT
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What a sad, hollow existence. Different strokes for different folks. Some people like to visit exotic places, he likes to visit exotic women. I suppose you would tell a world traveler he should just stay where he was raised and not risk dangerous tropical diseases or settle for his hometown. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:59:39 AM EDT
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Probably a gay man in denial. I'm not gay, see, I had to pay 2,500 Caribbean hookers because I like sex with women sooooo much. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:03:20 AM EDT
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So how much money has this guy paid for sex over the years?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:03:20 AM EDT
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How many of them were men? At least a couple.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:08:51 AM EDT
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Good way to live out retirement if you ask me. What else are you going to do? Play shuffle board down at the Elk's lodge?
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:12:02 AM EDT
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Bangin whores ain't nothing to be proud of. No challenge/accomplishment.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:14:06 AM EDT
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Time is the only cruel mistress? What about AIDS? I'm with you. Getting stabbed and your kidney stolen is a cruel mistress too. |
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:17:16 AM EDT
[#49]
Not for me, no thanks. Maybe when I'm old and have nothing left to live for. Maybe I'll marry whichever one can suck a dick the best and leave her my many rounds of .22 LR. Maybe.
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Posted: 12/13/2013 11:19:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Different strokes for different folks. Some people like to visit exotic places, he likes to visit exotic women. I suppose you would tell a world traveler he should just stay where he was raised and not risk dangerous tropical diseases or settle for his hometown. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What a sad, hollow existence. Different strokes for different folks. Some people like to visit exotic places, he likes to visit exotic women. I suppose you would tell a world traveler he should just stay where he was raised and not risk dangerous tropical diseases or settle for his hometown. Yes. That's exactly the same thing. |
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