Guy gets bitten on his trouser snake by a snake

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Guy gets bitten on his trouser snake by a snake

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:02:14 PM EDT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/12/13/14/28/snake-bites-man-s-manhood-on-toilet

When a man in Ghana went to answer the call of nature he had no idea he would be shouting such a painful response.

Kwabena Nkrumah, 34, was sitting on the toilet when he felt an intense pain in the head of his penis.

When Mr Nkrumah looked into the loo to see what was going on he was greeted by a snake staring back at him, ready to bite a second time.

Mr Nkrumah nearly collapsed in terror at the thought of the black snake biting him again and he began to scream for help.

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OUCH!

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:05:33 PM EDT

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Poor bastard. Hope it does not get infected.

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:16:03 PM EDT

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I can't imagine a snake in my toilet...Biting my Hammer.

I have found a couple in my pool in the last couple years...And it was almost enough to give me a heart attack!

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:18:21 PM EDT

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PERFECT lyrics for this event!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywHM7h1ZMuQ

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:18:57 PM EDT

[#4]

So, no woman around to suck the poison out?

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:34:21 PM EDT

[#5]

Never stick your Dick into the Crazy.

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:45:11 PM EDT

[#6]

Cue Trailer Park Boys reference.

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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:48:58 PM EDT

[#7]

GD is obsessed with penii! It must be due to the PTSD of multiple ARFcockalypses some of you have witnessed.

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:51:16 PM EDT

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Ray: "You act like you've never been cockbit by a snake, Ricky!"

Posted: 12/12/2013 7:54:09 PM EDT

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old joke comes to life:

"Doc, my buddy just got bit by a snake, what do I do...."

Doc: " make a small cut and suck the poison out..."

Guy bitten: " What did the doc say..."

" Doc said you're gonna die"

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:12:24 PM EDT

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Black snake probably delivered a dry bite thinking it was scaring away a rival.

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:23:39 PM EDT

[#11]

You can't truncate a taint

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:35:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/12/2013 8:41:48 PM EDT

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"You goin' die Kimosabe."

Posted: 12/12/2013 8:50:59 PM EDT

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Black snake probably delivered a dry bite thinking it was scaring away a rival.

lolol.

At least it didn't happen at a Home Depot.

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