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Posted: 12/11/2013 1:27:24 PM EDT
"7 ... 13" over the PA system. What does that mean? I've always wondered.  
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:28:38 PM EDT
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Pissing contest.

13 won.


Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:30:17 PM EDT
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"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:31:21 PM EDT
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:31:59 PM EDT
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It means they've spotted you and the loss prevention officers, disguised as clothing racks, are following you.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:32:20 PM EDT
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:32:40 PM EDT
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Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:33:15 PM EDT
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The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

RUN!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:33:48 PM EDT
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Numbers station?
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:34:36 PM EDT
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Kamika done be a hoe and she be givin' my baby daddy herpes and now I gits it too !!........oh is this thing on?
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:34:39 PM EDT
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Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.

You just want me to have an abortion.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:34:42 PM EDT
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Winner!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:34:59 PM EDT
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Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.
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Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.




 
Oh really Vernon.  Why pretend.  We both know what this is really about.  You want me to have an abortion.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:37:30 PM EDT
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On the seventh day of Christmas, NorCal gave to me, seven bans for 'teeners, six lifers fighting, fiiiiiiive piiiiics of wiiiife! Four dinner pics, three fruit plates, two ambien, and a Beowulf for an AR fifteen!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:39:22 PM EDT
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Were you in Target?
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:39:25 PM EDT
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darmok and jalad at tanagra
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:40:04 PM EDT
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where is AMBIEN WALRUS????????????
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:40:06 PM EDT
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Seven '13ers are currently in the store
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:41:31 PM EDT
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where is AMBIEN WALRUS????????????
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where is AMBIEN WALRUS????????????


Dude, you gotta pop the two ambien, and then the walrus shows up.  

Don't get all antsy pants.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:43:15 PM EDT
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You just want me to have an abortion.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.

You just want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

(I feel dirty for even posting that in jest)
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:50:45 PM EDT
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  Oh really Vernon.  Why pretend.  We both know what this is really about.  You want me to have an abortion.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.

  Oh really Vernon.  Why pretend.  We both know what this is really about.  You want me to have an abortion.


My wife worked in a birth control and crotch rot clinic for years.  Thankfully she's found gainful employment.

A few years before she left though, she brought in some of our old movies to use in the waiting room.

They had "Airplane" running on a loop for days and days until she mentioned it to me and I mentioned the "red zone/white zone" scene.  

And the jive scene.  

And the boobies.  
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:51:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:56:01 PM EDT
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Managers and key people have numbers assigned to them instead of their names. The store manager is usually 1.

1 to 5 means Manager to wherever 5 is and "1 green line" means someone want to talk to the manager on literally the green line, which was green or red line for instore communications. It is probably a lot more sophisticated now.

It has been 20 something years since I was on the inside of that, but that is how it worked. WalMart is the first I know to use numbers instead of names.
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I worked for K-mart in High School (mid '80s), each employee had a number.

Sports - 700's
Management - 300's
Security - 800's

Oh the bad memories...
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 1:56:36 PM EDT
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Time for 1 Adam 12.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 2:00:10 PM EDT
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13er be shoplifting in aisle 7. They must not be good at that either!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 2:02:55 PM EDT
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Sports - 700's
Management - 300's
Security - 800's

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I worked for Target in the mid 90s. Target either used everyone's last names or your department then the extension numbers they wanted you to call. So if they paged me they would page "Mister Anderson 310" or "Cameras 310".

Then Target had a bunch of "code words" they would use over the PA so the customers wouldn't panic if something bad was going down. Examples of the ones I remember were "Code White Housewares" would indicate a fire in housewares. "Code Yellow Toys" was a lost child in the toy department. And store security always used a code name over the PA. If you wanted security to your location you would announce over the PA "Mister Green Electronics" and plainclothes security would come pretty quickly.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 2:04:30 PM EDT
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Gold. Pure gold.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 2:06:48 PM EDT
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It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

(I feel dirty for even posting that in jest)
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.

You just want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

(I feel dirty for even posting that in jest)


This place degenerates everyone.    
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 2:07:45 PM EDT
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That's store management politely telling you to fuck off because they closed at 7:00.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 2:27:44 PM EDT
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Those are the numbers of the next contestants in the Thunder Dome cage in the back of the store. TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 2:59:10 PM EDT
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Attention. You are now entering the Debarkation Area. No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line to the Processing Area. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours. You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises. If you elect this option, notify the Duty Sergeant in your Processing Area.
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Link Posted: 12/11/2013 3:04:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/11/2013 3:17:38 PM EDT
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Mad jacker spotted.  
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 4:32:12 PM EDT
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Attention. You are now entering the Debarkation Area. No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line to the Processing Area. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours. You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises. If you elect this option, notify the Duty Sergeant in your Processing Area.

I came here to post this.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 4:39:29 PM EDT
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Did they happen to say standard or military after the 7,13?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 11:21:56 AM EDT
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Actually I was in Dillard's, but I've heard similar announcements in Macy's and other stores.

I always think they've targeted me and think I'm a shoplifter or something, and the code numbers mean, "Keep an eye on that fat boy in the Shoe Department".

And I'm always afraid it's going to escalate, and they'll announce "3...12", which means, "Attack! Attack! Deadly force authorized!", and I'll be forced to blade.  
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