No (new) UPS stories for me, the local delivery driver is the son of my dirt bike riding buddy, he will leave the packages right in the front door hallway and give me a call at work to let me know he made a delivery.
FEDEX....They have two FEDEX operations in my area, one is the "real" FEDEX, the other is a contract outfit that delivers FEDEX ground delivery stuff.
I ordered some ammo from Natchez, they sent it FEDEX ground. When the date of delivery (from the tracking website) came and went I waited two more days before I called. Right after I called the mail came in and there was a card from FEDEX that stated the delivery driver was unable to find my house address. I called back, talked with the night supervisor and left detailed instructions on how to get to my house.
When I came home the next day the package had not been delivered.
I called and was told that the driver could not find the address.
I downloaded the mapquest map and directions to my house plus added a note in crayon for FEDEX and the delivery driver and FAX'ed them to the FEDEX center.
Friday came and still no ammo. I called and the supervisor told me that he thought it had been delivered.
I said screw it, I'll do a will-call with the ammo on Saturday. They deliver half day on Saturday, so I waited till a couple minutes after they Saturday delivery service time was up and headed out to the FEDEX center, about a 45 minute drive.
Right after I had lit up the deck chicks ass and was halfway into a good rant with the manager the delivery guy shows up.
He hands the supervisor his delivery sheets and then said "I found that guys house. I didn't deliver it, he is such an asshole, I'll let him stew over it this weekend."
The supervisor looked at me and looked at him, I asked if this was the driver for my area, the supervisor looked away and said yes.
The driver then caught on that I was that asshole.
The supervisor started to apologize, I told him to go FiretrUCK himself. I told the delivery guy to get my package and I told the office bitch to get my paperwork ready.
The supervisor told me that since it was after will call hours he could not let me have the package.
I told him to get on the phone with his boss, that I wanted to talk to him.
The delivery guy came in with my package and tried to apologize to me. I cut him off and told him to go have sex with himself.
After talking to the boss I ended up getting my package, an apology from the contract company (not FEDEX) and the satisfaction of knowing that little piece of shit got fired.