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Posted: 11/26/2002 10:44:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: The unluckiest of us got it only 2 times in 6 months. LOL!! I'm not married so I'll refrain from commenting but I will say that boy has a bad case of lack-a-nookie!! |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 10:47:00 AM EDT
[#2]
I have been married six years and am 37 years old. I get lucky once a week whether I need it or not. It seems like I always need it.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 10:48:12 AM EDT
[#3]
Honestly,
My wife makes me feel like Al Bundy. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 10:52:16 AM EDT
[#4]
I would have to admit to being part of the 2 times in 6 month category myself. They say you should put a penny in a bucket for every time you "do it" before you get married. Take a penny every time after you are married. Odds are you will always die with spare change!!
[beer] |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 10:54:27 AM EDT
[#5]
Not enough. I would guess that I am getting it 2-3 times per month, max. The shitty thing is that my wife is really hot. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 10:55:47 AM EDT
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Age 44 soon to be 45 in Dec. Have one son who is 9 years old and a step son who is 18 (we all know how step children can be). Work 12 hour day Sunday through Tuesday every other Wednesday. We try for every four days, but it hard (in more ways then one). Got work, the kids and then that time of the month. If I get a chance I get some during my lunch break and go back to work with a better attitude. In the long run I would say 4 to 5 times a month. It goes for about an hour and a half of fun. Been married for almost two years but live together for 10 years. As a matter of fact we just through doing it, and has I type this I'm still naked. I got the whole week off from work they warmed down the fab for the holidays. You guys have a Good Thanksgiving.
Later, Gavino |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:01:04 AM EDT
[#7]
138 TIMES A YEAR...
I always considered myself average....so...... http://www.msnbc.com/news/839720.asp?0dm=C12OH |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:02:19 AM EDT
[#8]
NOT ENOUGH, she stays up late and sleeps late and then she keeps telling me " You fell asleep on me" for an excuse. I tell her "you can wake me up for that"
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:03:12 AM EDT
[#9]
Right now, about 8 to 10 times a month, but we just got married!
Av. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:06:46 AM EDT
[#10]
I hear you Nightdriver
LMAO at this thread married 5.5 years, 2 kids (3 & 19 mo, third will be here in may) Lucky if it's 2X a month :( This sucks..... |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:07:12 AM EDT
[#11]
getting what?
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:08:37 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: and has I type this I still naked... [puke] Gavino |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:09:23 AM EDT
[#13]
Married for two years; I can get it any time I want it, no kidding. Perhaps that explains my chronic fatigue at work.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:12:56 AM EDT
[#14]
Shivan- I did not ask you or anybody to visualize me naked. Dude you must be jealous because you have had any for a while?
Later, Gavino |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:13:53 AM EDT
[#15]
Nucular, you beat me to it.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:16:33 AM EDT
[#16]
According to my math, (10K in furniture/2X per month) my lucky lady earns $454 for 2.5 minutes of sack-time. [bd]
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:21:59 AM EDT
[#17]
Night Driver and Sight_Rail,
By chance are we married to the same woman??? |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:23:07 AM EDT
[#18]
When I was married, it was 2-3 times per year. Yes, year. So it's no coincidence that I'm no longer married.
-kill-9 |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:25:05 AM EDT
[#19]
Well, Been married 12 yrs. I don't keep track of it but I think about 3-4 times per week......................
OK so I fucking lied......... 3-4 times a month would be about right. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:25:38 AM EDT
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A guy I work with got in a fight with his wife, so he gets all mad and says, that's it, I'm cutting her off. No more sex for her until she apologizes.
Three weeks later we asked him how his holdout was going and he says; "she hasn't noticed yet." lol. I've been married about ten years, three kids; 8,4 and 1. About once a week is average. Maybe a little more. little kids put the biggest dent in your love life. Older kids you can kick out but when the baby starts crying, there's not much you can do..... Regardless, it still beats the livin' hell outta being single! Crash |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:33:02 AM EDT
[#21]
The kids aren't my problem. They're in bed at 7:30 pm on the dot.
She'd rather stay up and watch TV. Every night she seems to be "oh my show's on tonight" Theta... 5'4" Red head, hair about should length answers to the name "sweetie"? |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:37:11 AM EDT
[#22]
@-4 times a month, or 2 times in six months!!!!??? It was bad enough for me to wait 6 months while I was in the gulf, but damn, when she's around??? Truthfully, I get it just about whenever I want it, and when I don't get it how I want it, it's because she's getting it how she wants it. I can't imagine less sex after marriage than before, it'd kill me, that's like telling me I got 60 000 rounds of 7.62 and a shiny new M1A and can't touch it! JEEZ!!
_______________________________________________ Got F.A.L.? [X] |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:37:55 AM EDT
[#23]
sight-rail,
5'4'' Black hair, shoulder length answers to dinner... |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:41:26 AM EDT
[#24]
Okay, I'm not going to bother getting married. I don't do any better and I thought I was a loser.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:51:59 AM EDT
[#25]
I'm not married, but find this interesting!
Did your data include the relation of sex with say a gift, or holiday? Did the frequency increase when you showed signs of "irritability" or in a hostile mood? |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 11:54:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: getting what? Been married 10 years and that's what I was thinking. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:00:33 PM EDT
[#27]
8 here. I wake up at 5 and she wakes up around 9 or 10 which means I go to bed about 4 hours earlier. That messes things up pretty well.
-Nuke |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:02:57 PM EDT
[#28]
Married 14 years....3 kids ages 12, 10, and [:O]2. I get it as much as I want and it gets better all the time. I would have to guess 6 -10 times a month, which is not bad considering that I work second shift and she works thirds.
Little kids definately make things challenging. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:05:29 PM EDT
[#29]
Been married 3 yrs.
4-5 times a month average. Would like it much more often - the wife turns me on bigtime. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:06:01 PM EDT
[#30]
Married 23 years, 48 years old. Getting it 3-4 times a month on average. Though we go on a 7 day cruise once a year and we do it every day on the cruise and sometimes more than once a day. So that kind a skews the average.
If you want to get laid more, take your wife on a cruise, they don't have to cook, clean or mess with the kids. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:06:23 PM EDT
[#31]
not technicaly married, but have lived together for 5 years. i average 2x per week. 10 times in a good month.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:08:23 PM EDT
[#32]
Been married a little over 15 years, two kids(12 and 14), I'm 37, she's 36.
Once or twice a month, if you average it out over the year. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:18:13 PM EDT
[#33]
I'd say that if you have a good, satisfying sex life, consider yourself very, very lucky.
-kill-9 |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:19:06 PM EDT
[#34]
I have been married for almost a year,and have a 4 month old son,you do the math.My wife either gives me head,hand or poody-tang 3 times a week.Sometimes more some times less.If I was someone who only got it 4 times a year I would have a girlfriend or hooker to take care of me.
Hookers are better they don't call you or fall in love. Ahhh the single days |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:24:33 PM EDT
[#35]
I'm 41, wife is 43. I get it every 2 days unless I'm very tired. During her period, she gives me a BJ once every 2 days.
We've been married for 14 years. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:25:52 PM EDT
[#36]
Dude, that sucks. Before we had kids we were getting it on 7 to 10 times a week. Now its more like 4. We've been married 5 years if you care.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:31:24 PM EDT
[#37]
I'll be 28 on Sunday. Married for 2 years. I would guess about 2-3 times a week. Its been less now that she is 2 months pregnant (only about once a week). Hopefully this picks up again after the first 3 months. Rarely any BJs or hand...unfortunately.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:31:48 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: During her period, she gives me a BJ once every 2 days. You lucky bitch! [:D] |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:32:25 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: I'd say that if you have a good, satisfying sex life, consider yourself very, very lucky. -kill-9 Um, I've answered this before, but after reading the |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:32:47 PM EDT
[#40]
I don't really keep track - if we're both in the mood, we have some "thingy" :) If one isn't in the mood, then the other just deals with it. Been married 13 years. Quite honestly, it isn't THAT important to me. I think a marriage should be about a LOT more than just how many times a month you get your rocks off.
Of course, this all reminds me of a joke: A college professor was teaching an evening class in Psychology and had a large number of middle aged and older people in the class. He posited a question one night as to how often people in the class had sex with their significant other. He asked for a show of hands: "How many of you have sex at least 1 time a day? A few people raised their hands." "How many have sex at least a few times a week? A lot more raised there hands." He noticed a man in the back, squirming and sitting on his hand. "How many have it at least a few times a month?" The majority raised their hands. The man in the back is really squirming and his eyes are getting big. But still his hand remains down. "OK, how many get it maybe once a month?" All the rest of the people raise their hands, except for the guy in the back. He's really getting out of control, holding onto his hand. "OK, well, uhm, is there anyone here who only has sex once a year?" The guy in the back jumps up, waves his hand in the air - "OH OH Me, me!", he says excitedly. Professor, "Jeez, buddy - I can't believe you are THAT excited about only having sex once a year." The guy in the back says, "But tonight's the night! Tonight's the night!" |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:39:10 PM EDT
[#41]
We've been married 18 years.
When we were newlyweds it was [i]tri-weekly[/i]. When our first child was born it became [i]try weekly[/i]. Now that we have three kids it's [i]try weakly[/i]. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:48:30 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Quoted: During her period, she gives me a BJ once every 2 days. You lucky bitch! [:D] Unfortunately, she does not swallow. Can't wish for everything! |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:57:21 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Not enough. I would guess that I am getting it 2-3 times per month, max. The shitty thing is that my wife is really hot. Then how are you "KING OF THE BUMPS." |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 12:58:29 PM EDT
[#44]
Married four years.. I guess I get it pretty much whenever I want it. I'm 31, she's 27.
2-3x a week, I think. Plus she's really 'adventurous' so it's still fun..lol |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 1:03:28 PM EDT
[#45]
How often? Every time I want it and then some. A man's gota do what a man's gota do! [:o)]
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Posted: 11/26/2002 1:13:13 PM EDT
[#46]
The old penny in the jar analogy...
In one month, I'll have been married eight years. I have a four year old and a 20 month old. We dated four years and were married four years before we had kids. If I started taking pennies out when we had kids, I'd have to live to be 136 to die without pennies. If I started taking them out when we got married my penny jar has a deficit. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 1:25:42 PM EDT
[#47]
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: Not enough. I would guess that I am getting it 2-3 times per month, max. The shitty thing is that my wife is really hot. ------------------------------------------------ Then how are you "KING OF THE BUMPS." ________________________________________ It references my mogul skiing abilities. |
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Posted: 11/26/2002 1:31:35 PM EDT
[#48]
Been married 21 years and get it an average of 4 times a week. Got a VERY horny wife;). She's got a hormonal condition or something for which I'm very thankful.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 1:46:32 PM EDT
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I've been married for three months now. I get it 3-4 times per week. I would get it more but she's a nurse and works three nights a week. Is it really going to get that bad? How long will gettin' it several times a week last? I thought married guys got it more often.
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Posted: 11/26/2002 2:03:34 PM EDT
[#50]
The young bucks at work will say, "Yeah, am gonna marry her - for the steady sex, you know."
::everyone rolls eyes:: Lived with GFs for 10 years, but now live alone, and dating. Seems like have more sex, when we have separate places. |
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