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Posted: 12/2/2013 5:53:35 PM EDT
Can you believe this shit? Read the letter then scroll down to see the video response. Don't you just want to punch her fucking lights out?
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/11/26/awkward-family-story-the-thanksgiving-letter/comment-page-29/#comment-2764574 |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:02:42 PM EDT
[#1]
I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:13:01 PM EDT
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I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode. My response would be that I am unable to attend. Oh, and fuck you, Marney. (I did not watch the video) |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:18:29 PM EDT
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My response would be that I am unable to attend. Oh, and fuck you, Marney. (I did not watch the video) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode. My response would be that I am unable to attend. Oh, and fuck you, Marney. (I did not watch the video) You REALLY need to watch it, (with the volume on 6, and regulation equalization) (Oh, why do I bother, you're not going to follow my instructions anyways  )
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:20:11 PM EDT
[#4]
She reminds me of Sarah Palin.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:22:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Mom can't make a pecan pie worth a shit, but at least she isn't a crazy bitch.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:24:00 PM EDT
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She reminds me of the dentist's wife on The Hangover.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:24:12 PM EDT
[#7]
It's a lid. Stackable. A lid. Stackable.
Sombody's got OCD at Marney's house and it's MARNEY |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:25:41 PM EDT
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She reminds me of Sarah Palin. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:27:14 PM EDT
[#9]
My family always does a ridiculous Thanksgiving similar to something out of Southern Living. I can sympathize with Marney's victims.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:28:19 PM EDT
[#10]
Bless her heart....
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:32:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Holy shit @ that video response. Some poor bastard has to LIVE with that nit picky bitch.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:36:45 PM EDT
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LOL...I'd bring a paper bag of dog shit, put it on the front step, light it, knock on the door, and stand there.
And yes, I do mean I'd do that as a "family member". I might even do it a few years in a row, if I was still invited after the first display of my displeasure. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:37:48 PM EDT
[#13]
Holy shit. Her response when he asks if the Amy Misto family brought a pie.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:39:04 PM EDT
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that woman is insane. you could see she was struggling to not start shrieking at the interviewer and start throwing things.
my mom is a little bit like this and it was a little disconcerting watching that. without the camera, she'd have been shrieking, berating him and probably throwing stuff. she's either not married, or she beats the SHIT out of her husband and everyone in her family. I'd literally bring my food in a sieve lined with saran wrap and a spork. and I'd bring the wrong thing. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:42:48 PM EDT
[#15]
Some poor guy wakes up beside her every day.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:42:56 PM EDT
[#16]
When I read EVOO, I knew she was a bitch.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:43:43 PM EDT
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Holy shit. Her response when he asks if the Amy Misto family brought a pie. Quite exelant |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:52:05 PM EDT
[#18]
It's funny that she specified Clos Du Bois so specifically (and more than once).
All the shit $7 bottles of wine in the world and she's hung up on this exact one?? |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:52:58 PM EDT
[#19]
hm never considered the stackable thing...i guess our gatherings are never so big that i have to worry about stacking shit on a table; makes sense though.
i think she's just misunderstood 
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:53:47 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's funny that she specified Clos Du Bois so specifically (and more than once). All the shit $7 bottles of wine in the world and she's hung up on this exact one?? |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:54:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Good lord
 Quoted: When I read EVOO, I knew she was a bitch. I had to look up what "EVOO" was. I don't believe I've ever heard that bit of yuppie bullshit before...but I've only harvested the olives, made the stuff and used it on an everyday basis for years though, how was I to know? |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 6:57:55 PM EDT
[#22]
That lady is bat shit crazy.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:01:56 PM EDT
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You REALLY need to watch it, (with the volume on 6, and regulation equalization) (Oh, why do I bother, you're not going to follow my instructions anyways )
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I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode. My response would be that I am unable to attend. Oh, and fuck you, Marney. (I did not watch the video) You REALLY need to watch it, (with the volume on 6, and regulation equalization) (Oh, why do I bother, you're not going to follow my instructions anyways )
THe video actually REALLY complements the letter. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:02:28 PM EDT
[#24]
I would have mailed a couple Big Macs ahead of time in preparation. Then I would have arrived with smashed PB&J sandwiches.
With the crust. In non-regulation bags. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:04:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had to look up what "EVOO" was. I don't believe I've ever heard that bit of yuppie bullshit before... You can thank this woman for giving that gift to the world.  |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:12:55 PM EDT
[#26]
Exactly!
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:23:29 PM EDT
[#27]
"Marney" is ripe for good humorous torture, the kind that only family can serve up.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:25:55 PM EDT
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Something tells me that bitch is toasted all the time and just wanted her favorite. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's funny that she specified Clos Du Bois so specifically (and more than once). All the shit $7 bottles of wine in the world and she's hung up on this exact one?? I'm guilty of liking that wine, even the Merlot as well, not much of a wine drinker though. My brother on the other hand, when I brought that wine to his house he didn't even bother to refrigerate it until dinner and just put ice cubes in it. Lol I didn't ask him of his opinion of the wine... |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:26:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Yes I'd have a lot of fun with someone like that...I'm thinking I'd bring exactly what she asked for in a casserole like she asked but I would have taken my nail gun and some scrap wood and built a crate around it.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:32:58 PM EDT
[#30]
It doesn't take an expert to tell she is Bug-Shit-Crazy!
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:33:31 PM EDT
[#31]
"Oh, a letter from so and so!"
"words, words, words I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS"  "words, words, Thanksgiving instructions and orders" 
Shredder: BZRRRP 
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:40:25 PM EDT
[#32]
I live to fuck with people who want everything done their way...
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:41:40 PM EDT
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You can thank this woman for giving that gift to the world. http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kitchen/aplusdiy/B0042H5RBE/53250_Lifestyle300px.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I had to look up what "EVOO" was. I don't believe I've ever heard that bit of yuppie bullshit before... You can thank this woman for giving that gift to the world. http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kitchen/aplusdiy/B0042H5RBE/53250_Lifestyle300px.jpg That's no woman. It's an indignant uptight self righteous space station of a cunt. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:44:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes I'd have a lot of fun with someone like that...I'm thinking I'd bring exactly what she asked for in a casserole like she asked but I would have taken my nail gun and some scrap wood and built a crate around it. Pumpkin pie buried inside 87 tupperware containers like a Ukrainian nesting doll Platter of hors d'oeuvres with a 100 lb plate attached underneath Steel forks and spoons on a rare earth magnet The possibilities are endless. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:48:52 PM EDT
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My response would be that I am unable to attend. Oh, and fuck you, Marney. (I did not watch the video) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode. My response would be that I am unable to attend. Oh, and fuck you, Marney. (I did not watch the video) This. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:50:37 PM EDT
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When I read EVOO, I knew she was a bitch. Had to google it. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:54:58 PM EDT
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Yes I'd have a lot of fun with someone like that...I'm thinking I'd bring exactly what she asked for in a casserole like she asked but I would have taken my nail gun and some scrap wood and built a crate around it. Like a Groobee ? 
ETA: 
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Posted: 12/2/2013 7:57:45 PM EDT
[#38]
Not one shit would be given. I'd find a different place to have the holiday... far away from this psycho bitch.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:02:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:11:35 PM EDT
[#40]
Did she answer the pumpkin and apple pie question or just move her head
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:15:16 PM EDT
[#41]
Kids, as if this isn't drilled into your head daily here, please pay attention.....
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE CRAZY |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:22:03 PM EDT
[#42]
I can appreciate her dedication to order, but she will murder someone one day
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:25:40 PM EDT
[#43]
I'ed hit it.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:32:08 PM EDT
[#44]
OMG that's my ex. Trying living with that for 20 years you fuckers.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:33:10 PM EDT
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I'ed hit it. I wish an IED hit it
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:37:56 PM EDT
[#46]
Why did she even do this interview when she wouldn't say anything?
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:46:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I would have mailed a couple Big Macs ahead of time in preparation. Then I would have arrived with smashed PB&J sandwiches. With the crust. In non-regulation bags. |
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:50:57 PM EDT
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I wish an IED hit it Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'ed hit it. I wish an IED hit it I call thirdsys! She looks like my GF's mom ahahhahaaa 
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:52:18 PM EDT
[#49]
That video contains the definition of crazy eyes.
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Posted: 12/2/2013 8:55:06 PM EDT
[#50]
That woman is undoubtedly an Auditor or Compliance manager. If not she missed her calling.
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