A clean joke!

Taking care of his baby sister one day while his parents
went shopping, young John decided to go fishing and he had
to take her along. When his parents returned later in the
day, John told them, "I'll never take her fishing with me
again! I didn't catch a thing!"

His mother patted him on the shoulder and said," Oh, I'm
sure she'll be nice and quiet next time and not scare away
all the fish."

John replied, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait!"

oh man thats bad, you need a time out. [stick]