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Posted: 11/21/2002 8:01:45 AM EDT
meaning that if they can't get none for free, they'd buy it!
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:05:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:06:26 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:06:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:07:29 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Some of us are married.
We still pay for it.
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Through the nose!!!!
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:19:45 AM EDT
[#5]
I'm Tri-Sexual, I'll try anything once!![%|]

Remind me to tell you sometime the story about me, my cat, and an old piece of balony.

Ah......memories.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:21:04 AM EDT
[#6]
"Forget it, Homer.  Like I told Robert Redford; It ain't gonna happen."
Paul Newman, The Simpsons
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:22:29 AM EDT
[#7]
There ain't any such thing as "it" for free!
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:24:04 AM EDT
[#8]
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I'm Tri-Sexual, I'll try anything once!!
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My girlfriend said that to me just last night.  I about fell over LMAO
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:27:17 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I'm Tri-Sexual, I'll try anything once!![%|]
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It's only kinky the first time.....
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:35:03 AM EDT
[#10]
I'm a lesbian. I can't stop thinking about women.
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 8:37:53 AM EDT
[#11]
Yeah, I'm bi-sexual---I need it twice a day!


Link Posted: 11/21/2002 9:27:41 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
There ain't any such thing as "it" for free!
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True!  Just ask Michael Jordan about now![:D]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 9:45:05 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Some of us are married.
We still pay for it.
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Through the nose!!!!
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And some of us are divorced and really paying for it. You know what they say about divorce...The f'ing you get for the f'ing you got.

It would have been cheaper to go down town and buy it. [BD]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 9:48:41 AM EDT
[#14]
I must be "bi"..  I'd love to do two chicks at once!


( hey...  I tried )



Link Posted: 11/21/2002 9:48:59 AM EDT
[#15]
FrankTheSpank
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 9:49:02 AM EDT
[#16]
Tyler,

Once I ran it by a company accountant, based on getting it 2-3X/week with a discount for being a regular.

The $ difference between being married and buying it caused the accountant to call off his wedding plans.

God knows what it costs you after a divorce.

You poor bastard!
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 9:55:12 AM EDT
[#17]
And for what I'm paying every month, she sure wasn't THAT damn good. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 10:19:07 AM EDT
[#18]
I am asexual due to no money and no womenz.
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 10:23:09 AM EDT
[#19]
FrankTheSpank
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That's just sick. Mr. Scatman extraordinaire.
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 10:26:47 AM EDT
[#20]
like they say in the Navy:  "No Hole's The Wrong Hole!"
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 10:27:46 AM EDT
[#21]
Yeah, i swing both ways![;)]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 10:33:25 AM EDT
[#22]
My anus is exit only dude.
No parking in rear!
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 11:56:13 AM EDT
[#23]
I'm omnisexual
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 12:09:02 PM EDT
[#24]
I am married, it only costs $48 a throw in Amsterdam.
I made the wrong choice!
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 3:36:50 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 3:41:00 PM EDT
[#26]
WHO'S WIFE DOESN'T COST MORE THAN A HOOKER!
AT LEAST BISEXUALS ARE RIGHT 50% OF THE TIME,UNLIKE GAY ONLY.
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 3:46:33 PM EDT
[#27]
If I was a woman I would be a lesbian.

Does that count?
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 4:00:10 PM EDT
[#28]
i can speak english and span....oh, n/m
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 4:14:25 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Most of us are broke AND not getting any [:(]
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I ain't "most".    [sex]
AB
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 4:18:22 PM EDT
[#30]
My local hooker on the corner takes plastic [;)]

So far I have over 20,000,000 frequent flyer miles.
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 4:22:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Bi-Sexual...not in this life.Paying for it...you're kidding yourself if you think you don't pay for it one way or another!!!
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 5:53:19 PM EDT
[#32]
I miss Frank and his hooker stories.
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 6:00:59 PM EDT
[#33]
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I miss Frank and his hooker stories.
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Me too.  I was just starting to think he was OK when "it" started.
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 6:15:01 PM EDT
[#34]
I wonder how much longer women will continue treating men like shit before it becomes socially acceptable to visit Leia's girls 2-3x a week?
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