If condoms had commercial sponsors:

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - If condoms had commercial sponsors:

Posted: 11/20/2002 5:44:10 AM EDT

The McDonald's condom: "We Love to See You Smile!"

The Nike condom: "Just Do It!"

The Chevy Truck condom: "Like a Rock"

The Pringles condom: "Once You Pop, You Can't Stop"

The KFC condom: "Finger Lickin' Good!"

The M&M condom: "Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands"

The Energizer condom: "Keeps Going, and Going, and Going...."

Posted: 11/20/2002 6:00:06 AM EDT

[#1]

Ummm... OK...

Posted: 11/20/2002 6:02:15 AM EDT

[#2]

Got it as an e-mail. Thought I'd pass it on.

Anybody have one to add?

Posted: 11/20/2002 6:11:36 AM EDT

[#3]

The General Electric condom with Viagra: "We Bring Good Things to Life"

Posted: 11/20/2002 6:23:05 AM EDT

[#4]

The Old Jeep condom: "There's only One!"

The New Jeep condom: "Only in a Jeep!"

The Clairol Herbal Essences shampoo Condom: *yeah right, like you don't know about this one!

The Allstate condom: "You're in good hands with Allstate!"

Posted: 11/20/2002 6:23:12 AM EDT

[#5]

What about the Bill Clinton condom with the presidental seal? That way you could see the eagle's beak grow whenever Monica comes around!

Posted: 11/20/2002 6:23:55 AM EDT

[#6]

american express - dont leave home without it
timex - it takes a licking and keeps on ticking
maxwell house - good to the last drop

Posted: 11/20/2002 6:33:27 AM EDT

[#7]

Hoover Vacuum Condoms: "Nobody does it like you"
The Pontiac Condom: "We build excitement"
The Bushmaster Condom. uh, Hehehehehehehe...

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:16:08 AM EDT

[#8]

the kix condom kid tested and mother approved.

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:22:24 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
the kix condom kid tested and mother approved.

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u sic

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:25:12 AM EDT

[#10]

The Lucky Charms condom..."They're magically delicious"!

The Frosted Flakes condom..."They're GREAT"!

BigDozer66

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:29:22 AM EDT

[#11]

The Energizer condom: "Keeps Going, and Going, and Going...."

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Back when I was younger, I had a girlfriend nickname me Energizer Bunny.
That alone was great for my ego, but the best part is that she told all her friends about it.
When we broke up I became quite popular in that circle of girls [:D]

echo6

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:29:43 AM EDT

[#12]

the ford condom: built ford tough
the chevy condom: like a rock
the carls jr condom: if it doesnt get all over the place it doesnt belong in your face.

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:31:26 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

The Energizer condom: "Keeps Going, and Going, and Going...."

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Back when I was younger, I had a girlfriend nickname me Energizer Bunny.
That alone was great for my ego, but the best part is that she told all her friends about it.
When we broke up I became quite popular in that circle of girls [:D]

echo6

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Braggart! [:D]

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:48:04 AM EDT

[#14]

Don't leave home without it- American Express

It takes a lickin and keeps on ticken- Timex Watches

Everything you want, nothing you don't- Nissan

Reach out and touch someone- AT&T

Wheres the beef?- wendy's

Get a piece of the rock- prudential

Is it in you- gatorade

Home of the whopper- Burger king

Turn on the Fun- best buy

Posted: 11/20/2002 8:57:38 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

The Energizer condom: "Keeps Going, and Going, and Going...."

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Back when I was younger, I had a girlfriend nickname me Energizer Bunny.
That alone was great for my ego, but the best part is that she told all her friends about it.
When we broke up I became quite popular in that circle of girls [:D]

echo6

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If you turned her upside down would she keep coming and coming and coming and....[8d]