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Posted: 10/28/2013 10:56:22 AM EDT
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/DA9MS4N81


Well, I for one am now canceling my vacation plans-why bother to go there now?
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:58:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:04:28 AM EDT
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Go to DC. They have been having masked monkey shows for years!!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:06:40 AM EDT
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i read too quickly, i thought this thread was about mashed monkeys...

now that would be a disgusting show

though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:13:10 AM EDT
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A monkey buyback program. lol
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:16:04 AM EDT
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In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."

I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.

I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested.  But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head.  I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!

And then... *POP*

And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.  

I was seriously impressed.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:25:00 AM EDT
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i read too quickly, i thought this thread was about mashed monkeys...

now that would be a disgusting show

though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:40:45 AM EDT
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In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."



I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.



I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested.  But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head.  I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!



And then... *POP*



And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.  



I was seriously impressed.
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though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...




In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."



I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.



I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested.  But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head.  I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!



And then... *POP*



And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.  



I was seriously impressed.




  • Pussy Ping Pong

  • Pussy Balloon Shoot

  • Pussy Smoking Cigarette

  • Pussy Open the Bottle

  • Pussy Chopstick

  • Pussy Shooting Bananas

  • Pussy Writing a Letter

  • Pussy Needle

  • Electric Pussy

  • Pussy Rainbow

  • Pussy Banana Cutting

  • Fishes in Pussy

  • Pussy Girl and Girl

  • Pussy Boy and boy

  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies



 
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:49:34 AM EDT
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Maaasked monkey!
That funky monkey
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:50:43 AM EDT
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  • Pussy Chopstick
  • Pussy Shooting Bananas
  • Pussy Writing a Letter
  • Pussy Needle
  • Electric Pussy
  • Pussy Rainbow
  • Pussy Banana Cutting
  • Fishes in Pussy
  • Pussy Girl and Girl
  • Pussy Boy and boy
  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies
 
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though I have yet to see the ping pong/bird/painting/smoking shows on Soi Patpong in Bangkok...


In Taiwan, we went to see "The Dart Lady."

I guess she had a real name, but everybody just called her the dart lady.

I thought it was just a nudie bar, so I wasn't that interested.  But this one waitress handed a guy at the bar a balloon and told him to hold it up over his head.  I was like, WTF is with the balloon?!

And then... *POP*

And I look over, and up on stage, here's this old hag with a blowgun coming out of her snatch.  

I was seriously impressed.

  • Pussy Ping Pong
  • Pussy Balloon Shoot
  • Pussy Smoking Cigarette
  • Pussy Open the Bottle
  • Pussy Chopstick
  • Pussy Shooting Bananas
  • Pussy Writing a Letter
  • Pussy Needle
  • Electric Pussy
  • Pussy Rainbow
  • Pussy Banana Cutting
  • Fishes in Pussy
  • Pussy Girl and Girl
  • Pussy Boy and boy
  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies
 


Go on...


Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:57:35 AM EDT
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What's next the donkey show in Mexico?
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:02:35 PM EDT
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I thought they were talking about valerie jarret and owe-bama.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:09:03 PM EDT
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Donkeys get off so its all good



 
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:09:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:13:57 PM EDT
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I don't get it.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:16:14 PM EDT
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I thought they were talking about valerie jarret and owe-bama.
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So you are saying that Valerie Jarrett and Obama are monkeys that wear masks?
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:20:24 PM EDT
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Dencal26 • 18 hours ago -
They are very intelligent animals. They can even be taught to be community organizers.
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:22:18 PM EDT
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That's more than a little creepy....
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:25:12 PM EDT
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So you are saying that Valerie Jarrett and Obama are monkeys that wear masks?
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I thought they were talking about valerie jarret and owe-bama.


So you are saying that Valerie Jarrett and Obama are monkeys that wear masks?


Trying to imply that owe-bama is a sock puppet and jarret is the puppet master.  nothing racist was said or implied by me.  I would never insult a monkey like that.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:25:15 PM EDT
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never knew this existed.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:27:32 PM EDT
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  • Pussy Ping Pong
  • Pussy Balloon Shoot
  • Pussy Smoking Cigarette
  • Pussy Open the Bottle
  • Pussy Chopstick
  • Pussy Shooting Bananas
  • Pussy Writing a Letter
  • Pussy Needle
  • Electric Pussy
  • Pussy Rainbow
  • Pussy Banana Cutting
  • Fishes in Pussy
  • Pussy Girl and Girl
  • Pussy Boy and boy
  • Exchange Water Between 2 Pussies
 
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You forgot the Pussy that picked up 50 pesos and gave you change.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:27:47 PM EDT
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Is this "Let's call black people monkeys and get our accounts locked Monday"?
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But it was OK for Bush, right........
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 3:45:59 PM EDT
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But it was OK for Bush, right........
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Is this "Let's call black people monkeys and get our accounts locked Monday"?



But it was OK for Bush, right........


Yes, because comparing a white guy to a monkey has the same connotation.  
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 3:55:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 4:01:49 PM EDT
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I kind of like the motorcycle riding monkeys  



Link Posted: 10/28/2013 6:30:27 PM EDT
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Yes, because comparing a white guy to a monkey has the same connotation.
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Is this "Let's call black people monkeys and get our accounts locked Monday"?






But it was OK for Bush, right........




Yes, because comparing a white guy to a monkey has the same connotation.


Yes. It does.  Calling the crispy turd a monkey is a huge upgrade for my normally verbose colloquialization.

Link Posted: 10/28/2013 6:48:59 PM EDT
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