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Posted: 10/27/2013 11:13:51 PM EDT
Is it straight that I don't drive a Subaru??????????





Link Posted: 10/27/2013 11:15:06 PM EDT
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It curves a little to the left
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 11:19:38 PM EDT
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It's a little bumpy but it could go either way.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 11:24:47 PM EDT
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Jeeps are much less gay that Subarus anyway

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 11:25:09 PM EDT
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I may be disremembering, but aren't YOU "not straight" no matter what you may, or may not, drive?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 11:35:52 PM EDT
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I may be disremembering, but aren't YOU "not straight" no matter what you may, or may not, drive?
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But but

If a straight man gets a pedicure he is gay.



ARFCOM told me so.



 
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 11:43:57 PM EDT
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But but

If a straight man gets a pedicure he is gay.



ARFCOM told me so.

 
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I may be disremembering, but aren't YOU "not straight" no matter what you may, or may not, drive?
But but

If a straight man gets a pedicure he is gay.



ARFCOM told me so.

 
Anyone that says that, is not a gentleman who is in constant contact with Lady friends more sensitive sides.





By sides I mean bits.



 
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 11:46:39 PM EDT
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Plenty of headroom in a Subaru...

So there's that...  

Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:07:13 AM EDT
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If you have to ask...



Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:08:13 AM EDT
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This is just a fun buzzed thread..
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:12:41 AM EDT
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No it's not; fun buzzed threads have half-naked college girls undergoing a wet t-shirt contest in them.

This one has a question about Subarus. It's a vehicle maintenance thread.






Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:15:40 AM EDT
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IMO, only men can be definitively declared gay by what they drive.

Any man driving a Miata, a Subaru wagon, Prius, any hybrid is pretty much assumed to be gay as the day is long.

A woman driving any of those.. she might have a good reason.

So yeah, you might be able to pass in a Subaru wagon..  
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:17:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:18:16 AM EDT
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IMO, only men can be definitively declared gay by what they drive.

Any man driving a Miata, a Subaru wagon, Prius, any hybrid, VW Bug or PT Cruiser is pretty much assumed to be gay as the day is long.

A woman driving any of those.. she might have a good reason.

So yeah, you might be able to pass in a Subaru wagon..  
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FIFY

Edit though I will admit there's something...interesting...about the newest iteration of the Beetle, especially in Turbo form...
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:22:32 AM EDT
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I'd dispute the WRX being a gay chariot. Those are bad-ass vehicles right from the factory. Yeah it's probably a fucking teenager behind the wheel, but pretty sweet little Subaru's .
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:23:50 AM EDT
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I'd dispute the WRX being a gay chariot. Those are bad-ass vehicles right from the factory. Yeah it's probably a fucking teenager behind the wheel, but pretty sweet little Subaru's .
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The performance is outstanding, no doubt. But the looks... the looks are just plain ghey.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:24:30 AM EDT
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No it's not; fun buzzed threads have half-naked college girls undergoing a wet t-shirt contest in them.



This one has a question about Subarus. It's a vehicle maintenance thread.




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This is just a fun buzzed thread..




No it's not; fun buzzed threads have half-naked college girls undergoing a wet t-shirt contest in them.



This one has a question about Subarus. It's a vehicle maintenance thread.




Well sorry.....



That would be unhalal to the CoC



How is this?









 
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:29:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:29:56 AM EDT
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The performance is outstanding, no doubt. But the looks... the looks are just plain ghey.
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I'd dispute the WRX being a gay chariot. Those are bad-ass vehicles right from the factory. Yeah it's probably a fucking teenager behind the wheel, but pretty sweet little Subaru's .


The performance is outstanding, no doubt. But the looks... the looks are just plain ghey.


Well, that's true. The sedan look...

But that's also what makes AMG's and M's so appealing. Stupid performance wrapped up stealth-like in a mostly ordinary skin.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:30:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:32:50 AM EDT
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But that's also what makes AMG's and M's so appealing. Stupid performance wrapped up stealth-like in a mostly ordinary skin.
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Yeah, but AMG and M GmbH cars look alot cooler than the WRX with its Pokemon look....

Link Posted: 10/28/2013 12:35:57 AM EDT
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I don't get it.  Is this a parody thread of the last one that had a question about actions being straight or not.  Had to do with a wife wearing a phallic object.
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