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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:23:13 PM EDT
So there isn't a whole lot about PFS on the Google. it's no joke and sometimes it's quite embarrassing. i know that i'm not alone in this, and maybe some of the wisdom here on GD can be of help. At least enlighten me on what it is exactly. Here is my issue.
Whenever I eat pizza my face begins to emit a smell very similar to bile. To be totally honest it smells exactly like bile! My wife could confirm this but also, I had a co-worker smell my face after we went out for lunch and ate - you guessed it - pizza. He confirmed that my face smelled like i had recently vommitted pure bile. Anyone else have this? It does not matter if it is frozen or pizzeria, both give me puke face smell. Sometimes i have to wash several times to fully remove it. 
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:24:19 PM EDT
[#1]
I never noticed that bile has a smell. It tastes very bitter.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:24:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Mercy
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:25:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Dude.
I .... I I got nothin.... I don't ... even... I got nothin. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:25:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Ummm, I think I would stop eating pizza.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:26:18 PM EDT
[#5]
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I never noticed that bile has a smell. It tastes very bitter. Hard to explain but my co-worker said it smelled like i vommitted recently. Whole reason for posting is that i had frozen pizza tonight and the smell was here, so i washed my face. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:26:50 PM EDT
[#6]
Yeah, but do you smell like pizza after you puke?
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:27:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Better than diarrhea face.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:27:55 PM EDT
[#8]
No other food does this to me. I always suspected the grease or oils in the cheese but other cheesey food do not cause this.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:27:59 PM EDT
[#9]
 That's all you mang |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:28:13 PM EDT
[#10]
My body reacts very poorly to certain raw onions.
Not exactly what you have, but can you narrow it down to a certain ingredient? |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:28:17 PM EDT
[#11]
ewww.. opting out of this thread before it ruins pizza for me...
sorry op |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:28:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Pretty close to a 13er.
I'm going to say yup... Teener post. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:28:54 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm sure the engineers at Papa Johns would like to study you.
WTF??
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:29:18 PM EDT
[#14]
What in fucks name are you talking about??
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:29:31 PM EDT
[#15]
Holy shit op, I am so glad I am not you.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:29:59 PM EDT
[#16]
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Better than diarrhea face. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Definitely! However, the stink persists until i wash my face with soap and water. And - i can rub the smell off onto my hands. If i wipe my face the smell transfers to my palms. my co-worker said he never heard of it so I googled it and there doesn't appear to be much info on it. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:30:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Were you shitfaced when you ate said pizza?
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:30:39 PM EDT
[#18]
I remember one time a bunch of us went camping and got really wasted. I woke up in the passenger seat of a parked car, reached for the door handle to open the door and it was covered in slimy bile. So was the rest of the door.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:31:02 PM EDT
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Pretty close to a 13er. I'm going to say yup... Teener post. I'm 43, married and have 2 kids. This only started a few years ago. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:33:03 PM EDT
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I have no explanation for it and was hoping someone would reply:
I get that too! Then i could show my co-worker that i'm not alone. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:33:38 PM EDT
[#21]
It's probably not cancer or anything.....OH!, and dibs!!!!!
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:33:49 PM EDT
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I have no explanation for it and was hoping someone would reply: I get that too! Then i could show my co-worker that i'm not alone. No, I'm pretty sure you're on your own here. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:34:20 PM EDT
[#23]
Pizza is gross so this should be of little consequence.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:34:29 PM EDT
[#24]
You should tell your coworker that you were lying and you actually did throw up right before he smelled your face.
Never heard of that though. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:34:40 PM EDT
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Were you shitfaced when you ate said pizza? No! Would have to be shitfaced every time i eat pizza. Very rarely get shitfaced anymore. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:35:07 PM EDT
[#26]
I would suggest you stop eating pizza.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:35:22 PM EDT
[#27]
Its either the garlic or the onions emitting from your pores.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:35:32 PM EDT
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Pizza is gross so this should be of little consequence. Ok now .... You just fuckin made that up. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:36:03 PM EDT
[#29]
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Pizza is gross so this should be of little consequence. Boo this man! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:37:02 PM EDT
[#30]
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i know that i'm not alone in this... No, you're alone. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:37:15 PM EDT
[#31]
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I'm 43, married and have 2 kids. This only started a few years ago. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pretty close to a 13er. I'm going to say yup... Teener post. I'm 43, married and have 2 kids. This only started a few years ago. Diabetes. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:37:23 PM EDT
[#32]
So the old insult "is that your face or did your neck throw up" has some validity?
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:39:33 PM EDT
[#33]
I got nothing lol
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:39:34 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I remember one time a bunch of us went camping and got really wasted. I woke up in the passenger seat of a parked car, reached for the door handle to open the door and it was covered in slimy bile. So was the rest of the door. There are only two explanations, one being you ate pizza. Was your bum sore? |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:40:21 PM EDT
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You should tell your coworker that you were lying and you actually did throw up right before he smelled your face. Never heard of that though. All right,'here's the whole story with my co-worker. We went out for lunch and got pizza. When we got back to work i turned on a small fan i have on my desk. He sits to my left, downwind from me. After maybe 10 minutes he asked if i smelled that? i asked "smell what" he said "it smells like someone puked in here." 'Oh, that's just my face." This devolved into him smelling my face and confirming my puke face. He laughed and said he never ever heard of such a thing. i said" i can't be alone and googled it only to find nothing. My face smelled tonight, making me think about it and thus, post. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:41:22 PM EDT
[#36]
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Its either the garlic or the onions emitting from your pores. This, or it may be something similar to asparagus piss stink. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:41:22 PM EDT
[#37]
Have you tried eating vomit, and seeing if your face smells like pizza afterwards?
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:41:58 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Better than diarrhea face. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile What ever it is called, may it live on here as a personal moniker http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1549801_Awesome_nicknames_you_have_given_people_that_stuck_around___.html |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:42:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So the old insult "is that your face or did your neck throw up" has some validity? |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:42:55 PM EDT
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All right,'here's the whole story with my co-worker. We went out for lunch and got pizza. When we got back to work i turned on a small fan i have on my desk. He sits to my left, downwind from me. After maybe 10 minutes he asked if i smelled that? i asked "smell what" he said "it smells like someone puked in here." 'Oh, that's just my face." This devolved into him smelling my face and confirming my puke face. He laughed and said he never ever heard of such a thing. i said" i can't be alone and googled it only to find nothing. My face smelled tonight, making me think about it and thus, post. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You should tell your coworker that you were lying and you actually did throw up right before he smelled your face. Never heard of that though. All right,'here's the whole story with my co-worker. We went out for lunch and got pizza. When we got back to work i turned on a small fan i have on my desk. He sits to my left, downwind from me. After maybe 10 minutes he asked if i smelled that? i asked "smell what" he said "it smells like someone puked in here." 'Oh, that's just my face." This devolved into him smelling my face and confirming my puke face. He laughed and said he never ever heard of such a thing. i said" i can't be alone and googled it only to find nothing. My face smelled tonight, making me think about it and thus, post. I laughed pretty hard at this post. "Oh, thats just my face." Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:43:03 PM EDT
[#41]
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Have you tried eating vomit, and seeing if your face smells like pizza afterwards? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile 
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:43:12 PM EDT
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Have you tried eating vomit, and seeing if your face smells like pizza afterwards? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Only one way to be sure... |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:44:01 PM EDT
[#43]
It's inexplicable, embarrassing, somewhat disgusting and completely real.
Could it be the oils in the cheese mixing with oils on my face? |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:44:20 PM EDT
[#44]
How fat are you OP?
I think i found a pic of you. 
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:44:24 PM EDT
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No, you're alone. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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i know that i'm not alone in this... No, you're alone. Take solace in your unique puke face. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:45:55 PM EDT
[#46]
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It's inexplicable, embarrassing, somewhat disgusting and completely real. Could it be the oils in the cheese mixing with oils on my face? Maybe it's the oregano in the sauce? I know people who are allergic to oregano. Try and isolate the ingredient. Deconstruct a pizza and eat each ingredient separately and at different times. See what happens. Edit: Am I actually making sense in a "puke face" thread? 
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:45:57 PM EDT
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Diabetes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pretty close to a 13er. I'm going to say yup... Teener post. I'm 43, married and have 2 kids. This only started a few years ago. Diabetes. 
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:46:12 PM EDT
[#48]
Your pancreas makes bile. Get it checked.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:46:58 PM EDT
[#49]
Maybe you could get a super villain named after you.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 5:47:16 PM EDT
[#50]
I'd hit every pizza joint in town. Make the manager take a whiff of the puke face and demand reparations... Or else..
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