What would happen if I mixed all these into one bottle?

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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:35:10 PM EDT

So I was cleaning around my desk when I found these bottles that have 1/5th or less and thought about just combining them all into one and trying it out. What do you guys think?

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:39:55 PM EDT

[#1]

Long Island iced Tea?

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:40:19 PM EDT

[#2]

A headache?

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:41:25 PM EDT

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Primary alcohol by volume

Gin
Tequila
Vodka
Rum
Triple sec

pretty close but that devil's cut and the scotch.......ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:42:44 PM EDT

[#4]

An abomination?

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:43:33 PM EDT

[#5]

Black out, get beaten up by your room mate, and get stripped of your gun rights?

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:43:44 PM EDT

[#6]

You'll wake up with a bad hangover and your dog pregnant.

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:43:58 PM EDT

[#7]

Krokodil.

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:44:32 PM EDT

[#8]

You currently have 5 bottles of alcohol you have already enjoyed as is.

Combining them will create 1 bottle of garbage you will not enjoy.

Do a test shot with all combined, and let us know how awful it is.

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:44:34 PM EDT

[#9]

Nuka-Cola

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:44:41 PM EDT

[#10]

That'd be a new jersey turnpike put some parmesan cheese on it and its called a dirty panties

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:46:00 PM EDT

[#11]

the guns too?

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:07:14 PM EDT

[#12]

More than likely, you'll wake up next to my ex-wife.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:08:34 PM EDT

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Ok, that's pretty funny.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:11:41 PM EDT

[#14]

Drunkenness. Pure blessed drunkenness.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:13:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Vomit?

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:16:43 PM EDT

[#16]

Went to college with a couple of guys that used to go room to room and get whatever little bit was left in any bottles, mixed them together in a plastic milk jug and proceeded to get drunk.

They were alive at the end of the year so it won't kill you. After the first 6 or so swallows, you probably won't care.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:19:25 PM EDT

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That'd be like licking dirty panties which have what looks like parmesan cheese that were found on the New Jersey turnpike.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:20:04 PM EDT

[#18]

As fun as tonight would be, tomorrow would suck.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:21:58 PM EDT

[#19]

Take the pistol and push the Smirnoff in the floor. Then see what you got!!

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:40:11 PM EDT

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There is something severely wrong with you...

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:42:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/26/2013 10:45:34 PM EDT

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That'd be like licking dirty panties which have what looks like parmesan cheese that were found on the New Jersey turnpike.

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That'd be a new jersey turnpike put some parmesan cheese on it and its called a dirty panties

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That'd be like licking dirty panties which have what looks like parmesan cheese that were found on the New Jersey turnpike.

Ooh, flavor crystals!

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:50:18 PM EDT

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But your better off finishing off each bottle individually. You don't want to mix that shit together.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:51:49 PM EDT

[#24]

Horrible things I imagine.

Posted: 10/26/2013 10:55:46 PM EDT

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This would turn into a poop thread I'm afraid.

LOL

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:38:33 AM EDT

[#26]

The gods of Scotch will come to earth and slap you. (Although it is a blend)

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:46:10 AM EDT

[#27]

Remember when the Three Stooges mixed all the drinks and smoke started coming out of the boot?

Something like that

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:49:40 AM EDT

[#28]

I see nobody typed excellent question in all caps yet. GD is slipping.

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:55:15 AM EDT

[#29]

There's a thread on the results of this right now as I type this smart ass answer.

Probable Answer

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:56:57 AM EDT

[#30]

what would happen?

Regret is my bet...

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:57:58 AM EDT

[#31]

Only one way to find out.

Be sure to put a little umbrella in the glass. That will make it taste better.

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:58:40 AM EDT

[#32]

I'm not 100% on this but I believe you would have committed a felony.

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:59:31 AM EDT

[#33]

Hide those hog legs from yourself.

Posted: 10/27/2013 5:59:52 AM EDT

[#34]

Considering every single beverage there tastes like ass, I assume the result would be 5th of ass?

Posted: 10/27/2013 6:02:47 AM EDT

[#35]

Bar mat shot.

You know that little rubber mat that sits under the booze gun at the bar?

Yea, at the end of the night, you take whatever has dripped into that from the pours all night long; dump it in a shot glass and: down the hatch

You would get something similar, only without the prestige of actually doing a bar mat.

Posted: 10/27/2013 7:27:01 AM EDT

[#36]

I'm thinking a glass of Full Retard.

Posted: 10/27/2013 7:29:48 AM EDT

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Bingo.

We can call it a New Jersey Iced Tea.

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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:33:34 AM EDT

[#38]

The amount of cheapness in one bottle would be mind blowing.

Posted: 10/27/2013 7:34:16 AM EDT

[#39]

Add a tiny bit of dish soap and use the mix to clean those revolvers.

Posted: 10/27/2013 7:35:00 AM EDT

[#40]

That's an exact long island iced tea right there. Add a little sour mix and a splash of coke.

Posted: 10/27/2013 7:39:25 AM EDT

[#41]

When I managed a bar, the other bartenders would always leave a half ounce in the bottle and toss them in the bottle box (the bar owners were the worst offenders).

I pulled them all out and combined it in one bottle (no cream based or wine) and called it FLAK. Sold it for $2 a shot to dipshits and college kids.

Posted: 10/27/2013 7:44:22 AM EDT

[#42]

I was once at a bar, a buddy asked what I want to drink....I replied back "Anything from that side of the bar that costs money is fine."

He came back with something like you have there. It was called a "Black Death" or something. Maybe "Liquid Cocaine". I forgot. It was horrible but I drank it.