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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:27:20 PM EDT
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I fart in elevators.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:27:55 PM EDT
[#2]
Watch "The Quiet Man".
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:30:16 PM EDT
[#3]
I like AKs and my own gas smell, ear wax and grammatical prowess.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:30:30 PM EDT
[#4]
I am not a fan of KISS...
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:30:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:31:20 PM EDT
[#6]
I hate The Big Lebowski
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:31:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I fart in elevators. I fart everywhere  .
Damned lightweights. CW |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:32:12 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm still voting Republican.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:32:36 PM EDT
[#9]
Fight Club is possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:32:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote Historydon't tell anyone I said that. I don't want to be banished  |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:33:19 PM EDT
[#11]
I have, in the past, while drunk, had sex with girls I didn't actually like.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:33:37 PM EDT
[#12]
I know how many guns I had before the boating accident
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:34:07 PM EDT
[#13]
In my truck, by myself i'll jam the chick tunes. Cranberries, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, etc.
Fuck it. |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:34:42 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: I never enjoyed watching John Wayne in movies. Fill you hand, you son of a bitch!!!!!!!   ETA Just so you're not alone, I hated Heat. |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:34:59 PM EDT
[#15]
I pushed a baby duck in a mud puddle.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:35:44 PM EDT
[#16]
One of my favorite parts about dating a new girl is Dutch ovening them for the first time.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:36:15 PM EDT
[#17]
I own a Tec-9.........and I like it.....
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:37:46 PM EDT
[#18]
I occasionally cropdust the cardio room.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:38:28 PM EDT
[#19]
My wife doesn't know about my AR collection.....
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:38:46 PM EDT
[#20]
our new foam mattress does not prohibit spontaneous adjacent fapability
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3p7sdI33V4&noredirect=1 [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3p7sdI33V4&noredirect=1[/youtube] http://youtu.be/P3p7sdI33V4 [youtube]http://youtu.be/P3p7sdI33V4[/youtube] embedding the fapping in bed from American Dad fails. |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:39:12 PM EDT
[#21]
I masturbate to Sears catalog underwear models.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:40:04 PM EDT
[#22]
I hate My life and I want to run, but too many People count on Me.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:40:12 PM EDT
[#23]
When I delivered pizzas as a kid, if you were a known bad tipper, your pizzas rode upside down on deliveries.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:41:33 PM EDT
[#24]
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I never enjoyed watching John Wayne in movies. Ban him, that is all |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:42:23 PM EDT
[#25]
I've never seen any of the Godfather movies. I have a lot of guns that I've never gotten around to shooting. |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:43:11 PM EDT
[#26]
I cry like a bitch every single time I watch "The Seven Samurai"
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:43:16 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I masturbate to Sears catalog underwear models. I use too till they started air brushing out the nipples...
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:44:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:44:13 PM EDT
[#29]
I was born a poor black child.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:46:03 PM EDT
[#30]
I've been known to vote Democrat.
The last time I did the listed candidate was on two political party tickets. |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:46:52 PM EDT
[#31]
I need to go paint tonight, but I'm trying to think of a reason why I shouldn't. |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:50:13 PM EDT
[#32]
If I didn't have a Wife, Children, and a career that I don't want to jeopardize I would be actively hunting human beings right now.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:50:36 PM EDT
[#33]
I fucked my own family's dinner.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:51:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryIs that you John Wayne? is this me? |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:51:28 PM EDT
[#35]
I like to post useless shit in the GD.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:52:44 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
don't tell anyone I said that. I don't want to be banished Quote HistoryQuoted:
don't tell anyone I said that. I don't want to be banished pretty sure your not the only one who hated on him for this |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:52:55 PM EDT
[#37]
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I like to post useless shit in the GD. I can tell.... 
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:53:10 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can tell.... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I like to post useless shit in the GD. I can tell.... |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:56:19 PM EDT
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I fucked my own family's dinner. Foie gras? |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:58:00 PM EDT
[#40]
I am afraid to go to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial
. I tried to go a few times, but I was overcome with a sense of dread driving near it- it was overwhelming. I was ashamed for not having enough courage to go up to the wall.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:58:13 PM EDT
[#41]
If you have ever been crop dusted at Wal Mart... It was me.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 2:59:26 PM EDT
[#42]
I intentionally laugh at comments liberals say. It's rude but worth it to see their reactions.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:01:42 PM EDT
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I never enjoyed watching John Wayne in movies. That is just flat out unamerican 
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:03:03 PM EDT
[#44]
my typos re nt frm my ipad.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:04:09 PM EDT
[#45]
I really am drunk right now.
J/K Seriously...I am drunk though |
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:05:17 PM EDT
[#46]
I once told a lie to a drunk girl in the dark asking to be fucked, "are you sam?" and I said yes, I am.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:06:48 PM EDT
[#47]
I've never seen Red Dawn.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:07:04 PM EDT
[#48]
I am a post slut.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:07:21 PM EDT
[#49]
During the panic, I purchased a case of 5.56.
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Posted: 10/16/2013 3:07:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I've never seen Red Dawn. Saw the second not the first. |
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