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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:10:58 PM EDT
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She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter. The fuck? |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:11:29 PM EDT
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13er
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:02 PM EDT
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Go away Joe Biden, we don't like you.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:04 PM EDT
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If you say so sport.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:13 PM EDT
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Um....No
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:12:49 PM EDT
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Andy Griffith Show?
ETA: Yup: "Flop Eared Mule" Use to have an old Banjo, It was all strung up with twine, And the only song you could hear me sing was, I wish that gal was mine. Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys. I wish that gal was mine, And the only song you could hear me sing, Was I wish that gal was mine. Whoa mule, you kicking mule, Whoa mule, I say, I ain't got time to kiss you now, My mule has run away. Took my wife to the barn yard, And I sit her down to supper, Well, she got choked on a turkey leg, And stuck her nose in the butter. Stuck her nose in the butter, Stuck her nose in the butter, Well, she got choked on a turkey leg, And stuck her nose in the butter. Whoa mule, you kicking mule, Whoa mule, I say, Tie a knot in that old mules tail, Before he runs away. Your face is like a coffee pot, Your nose is like a spout, Your mouth is like a fireplace, With all the ashes out. Well, With all the ashes out, boys, With all the ashes out, Your mouth is like a fireplace, With all the ashes out. Whoa mule, you kicking mule, Whoa mule, I say, I ain't got time to kiss you now, My mule has run away. {REPEAT AND FADE} |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:13:13 PM EDT
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She got all chocked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter. 
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:13:38 PM EDT
[#8]
Take his pot needles away.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:14:21 PM EDT
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If you say so sport. I bet you listen to dubstep and rap. |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:15:04 PM EDT
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Ban.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:15:43 PM EDT
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Andy Griffith Show? Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music? |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:16:29 PM EDT
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Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Andy Griffith Show? Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music? No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now. |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:16:49 PM EDT
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Ban. I normally don't judge so soon, but ain't this kid already a couple of threads in? I'll agree with you |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:17:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:17:21 PM EDT
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Got a Flop Eared Mule for sale?
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:18:06 PM EDT
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No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Andy Griffith Show? Yes! Do you realize that you may be the only person on ar15.com who enjoys real music? No, I think it just means I'm old and liable to start pissing myself any moment now. *sigh* I guess I'm alone again. Aint nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone. |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:18:53 PM EDT
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Got a Flop Eared mule for sale? No, but I got a yeller hen. (yeller as gold) |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:19:09 PM EDT
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In.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:20:19 PM EDT
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Ernest T. would be proud.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:25:08 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0l-ywr8DW8
It took a jaybird 40 years to fly from horn to horn. |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:26:06 PM EDT
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Whoa! mule.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:56:48 PM EDT
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Good job OP. You stumped most of the multi thousand post geniuses of GC.
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Posted: 10/11/2013 4:59:11 PM EDT
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She's like a catchers mitt opening up with a stink of a varsity locker room
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Posted: 10/11/2013 5:03:04 PM EDT
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I bet you listen to dubstep and rap. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you say so sport. I bet you listen to dubstep and rap. Do you |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 5:03:33 PM EDT
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I bet you listen to dubstep and rap. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you say so sport. I bet you listen to dubstep and rap. Do you. |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 5:05:22 PM EDT
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She's like a catchers mitt opening up with a stink of a varsity locker room You got just a few to many syllables.
Fun fact: The song"flop eared mule aka "buckin mule" was known for it's uncanny proprietary ability for band members to author their own lines quickly. |
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Posted: 10/11/2013 5:25:48 PM EDT
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