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Posted: 10/1/2013 2:25:25 PM EDT
All I said was that bit of halibut was good enough for jahova


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Never seen it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:27:07 PM EDT
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Your education is sadly lacking.
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are there any women here today?
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:31:09 PM EDT
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Are there any women here today?
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:31:59 PM EDT
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He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:32:00 PM EDT
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Always look on the bright side of life!
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:32:28 PM EDT
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tsk tsk
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tsk tsk

Hey....its me!
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:33:02 PM EDT
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I know people that call it blasphemy, I call it funny.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:34:41 PM EDT
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Your socialization is lacking, my child.  Get thee to a video store and rent or download the film and enjoy.  Get a copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail and have a double feature of excellently twisted British humor.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:35:43 PM EDT
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"I'm Brian and so is my wife!"

"I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus."
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:36:02 PM EDT
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Biggus Dickus







Edit: FUCK



 
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:36:33 PM EDT
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Give her a break...she's a girl...
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:36:51 PM EDT
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"bwing out Wodewick"
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:37:19 PM EDT
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Centurion...slap him woughly..
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:41:42 PM EDT
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Fwee woger!!! he's a wobber and a wapist!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:54:01 PM EDT
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"Here, Biggus, you try."

"Thampthon the Thadutheeth Thlayer..."
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:57:00 PM EDT
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"He has a wife, you know!"
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 2:57:25 PM EDT
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I know church goers who refused to watch it .

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What have the Romans given us?

My favorite Easter movie.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 3:00:18 PM EDT
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"He has a wife, you know!"
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"He has a wife, you know!"


"Incontinentia...             BUTTOCKS!
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 3:01:21 PM EDT
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My favorite Easter movie.
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Besides the roads, and medicine, and the Aqueducts, ...what have the Romans given us?
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Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.
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Which is funny because the Pythons put scenes with Jesus in the movie *specifically* to emphasize the fact that they were not ridiculing Christ.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 3:10:09 PM EDT
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Splinters
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Crucifiction?  No, its freedom for me
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for shame
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Followers of Brian:    Lord, we're hungry!

Brian:     There's some elderberries over there.

Followers:     MIRACLE!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:43:51 PM EDT
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I love the TV series and The Holy Grail, however the rest of the Monty Python movies just aren't funny to me.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:46:56 PM EDT
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Besides the roads, and medicine, and the Aqueducts, ...what have the Romans given us?
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What have the Romans given us?

My favorite Easter movie.


Besides the roads, and medicine, and the Aqueducts, ...what have the Romans given us?

Education.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:47:28 PM EDT
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At least you get some air.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:48:36 PM EDT
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You're weird
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You're weird


...Well I don't like Spam either.



 
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:53:00 PM EDT
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My favorite part is the schism between the followers of Brian.   "The shoe!"  "Nay, the gourd!"
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...Well I don't like Spam either.
 
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You're weird

...Well I don't like Spam either.
 

Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:54:28 PM EDT
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My second favorite behind the Holy Grail.  Saw them both in theaters when I was younger.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:55:29 PM EDT
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Worse?  How can I make it worse?  Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:56:07 PM EDT
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"Making it worse! How could it be worse?  Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!"
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 4:56:30 PM EDT
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"What's this then?  'Romanes eunt domus'?  People called Romanes, they go the house?"




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A perfect representation of a Libertarian Party meeting:









 
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 5:02:42 PM EDT
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"How shall we fuck off, Messiah?"
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 5:04:44 PM EDT
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Which is funny because the Pythons put scenes with Jesus in the movie *specifically* to emphasize the fact that they were not ridiculing Christ.
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Which is funny because the Pythons put scenes with Jesus in the movie *specifically* to emphasize the fact that they were not ridiculing Christ.


As a Christian, the actual portrayals of Jesus in the movie are just fine. And if you understand the history of the period you know that there were all kinds of Messiahs and prophets popping up left and right. And everyone wanted their Messiah to fit their image of who the Messiah should be.

In short, the Life of Brian is pretty accurate and really funny. I don’t know why anyone would have any problem with it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 5:08:52 PM EDT
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face.
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It's a line from the movie
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You're weird

...Well I don't like Spam either.
 


It's a line from the movie


There are Vikings in the Spam sketch.  
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 5:18:55 PM EDT
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"Where is the fetus going to gestate?  Are you going to keep it in a box?"
Link Posted: 10/1/2013 5:19:50 PM EDT
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I whistled this to a guy as he died from a gun shot wound. In hindsight, he probably didn't have a clue what it was, but it gave me a good chuckle.







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