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Posted: 9/12/2013 5:30:39 AM EDT
OK, I received a random txt on my work phone from person(s) unknown. I get these all the time, and decided that today I will give GD the chance to have a little fun on my phone.

Give me your best reply/storyline, and let's see what comes of it.  Screencap of original text below:

Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:31:56 AM EDT
[#1]
"After what you did, you owe me"  Then see what they offer.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:33:07 AM EDT
[#2]
The Dr. said to wait for the labs, but he thinks it probably is.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:33:55 AM EDT
[#3]



"i guess, but i'm still a little sore."


Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:34:53 AM EDT
[#4]
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:36:13 AM EDT
[#5]
The graves were a bit too shallow for my liking but the ground was too hard to dig deeper. I think they'll work.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:36:32 AM EDT
[#6]
"Yes, but there is something else you need to know"
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:36:41 AM EDT
[#7]
No, it burns when I piss
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:38:19 AM EDT
[#8]
"I guess we should talk before the media comes out with the story"
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:38:56 AM EDT
[#9]
NO! They're coming for you. GET OUT!
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:39:13 AM EDT
[#10]

Look, we need to have a very serious talk in person. Come by my place at Midnight. Bang on the door when you get here.



Bigfeet
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:40:52 AM EDT
[#11]
OST
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:43:29 AM EDT
[#12]
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OH totally this!  Keep em guessing....awesome.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:43:37 AM EDT
[#13]
Her skin is going to be a little loose on you, but it will shrink with time. Whew, she was a fighter.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:44:39 AM EDT
[#14]

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"Yes, but there is something else you need to know"
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And then never respond again.  In fact, burn your phone.



 
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:45:36 AM EDT
[#15]
The cops keep driving around your place.

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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:46:25 AM EDT
[#16]
She said no, but really, it isn't up to her, is it?


Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:47:17 AM EDT
[#17]
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And then never respond again.  In fact, burn your phone.
 
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"Yes, but there is something else you need to know"
And then never respond again.  In fact, burn your phone.
 

Hahaha

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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:54:04 AM EDT
[#18]
"I'm pregnant"
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:55:17 AM EDT
[#19]
"I have AIDS."
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 5:55:21 AM EDT
[#20]
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OH totally this!  Keep em guessing....awesome.
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OH totally this!  Keep em guessing....awesome.


Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:13:48 AM EDT
[#21]
I'm not so sure.
What have you done for me lately?
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:15:35 AM EDT
[#22]
"Yeah, meet you at Taco Bell parking lot in 15 minutes."
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:21:15 AM EDT
[#23]
Shush.....I think i am being watched
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:33:54 AM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:34:09 AM EDT
[#25]
One hour later and no update from OP...


OP came through
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:37:23 AM EDT
[#26]
Tagged for the hilarity

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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:39:14 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:43:02 AM EDT
[#28]


Come on GD,I know there are pro level -trolls here, and I want to play without breaking any laws. I know you all have it in you, let's keep it running.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:44:30 AM EDT
[#29]
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Come on GD,I know there are pro level -trolls here, and I want to play without breaking any laws. I know you all have it in you, let's keep it running.
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"That's what she said"
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:46:27 AM EDT
[#30]
Have the cops had you?
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:48:26 AM EDT
[#31]
"We've been compromised"
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:50:26 AM EDT
[#32]
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Come on GD,I know there are pro level -trolls here, and I want to play without breaking any laws. I know you all have it in you, let's keep it running.
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Why are you ignoring me?

ETA:  Or, "it's too late now"
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 6:56:36 AM EDT
[#33]
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One hour later and no update from OP...


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Yep...was stuck in a meeting, couldn't reply. Back on at my desk now, let's gooooooooooooooo
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:03:41 AM EDT
[#34]
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I'd go with this one.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:06:28 AM EDT
[#35]


ETA: Going out to grab a bite...keep thinking
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:10:36 AM EDT
[#36]
OST
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:11:12 AM EDT
[#37]
We're good but there was a problem with the contact. He raised the prices per ounce, on the goods. He said his supplier had a production problem this round.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:12:11 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm pregnant.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:14:38 AM EDT
[#39]
They are following me.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:16:11 AM EDT
[#40]
Put her skin in a brown paper bag and meet me at the waffle house, it's goin down
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:19:04 AM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:20:29 AM EDT
[#42]
Do you like imitation crab meat?
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:22:21 AM EDT
[#43]
In - Lack of creativity makes my responses null.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:28:12 AM EDT
[#44]
They said there's nothing we can do now to stop it.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 7:41:22 AM EDT
[#45]
Medication should control it, though.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 8:07:47 AM EDT
[#46]
Hmmm....did we scare it away?

Link Posted: 9/12/2013 8:08:51 AM EDT
[#47]
You already ruined it by saying yes.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 8:14:42 AM EDT
[#48]
Post the number so we can all have some fun.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 8:15:00 AM EDT
[#49]
You ruined it by waiting three days to text back
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