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Pop tarts are passable if there is no Toaster Strudel.
Then again you can't get peanut butter or chocolate chip Toaster Strudel. But for the love of all that is holy never buy store brand "Toaster Pastries" expecting Pop Tarts... they are pretty much made out of chinese newspapers and formed sawdust with a hint of flavoring. |
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I like it best when Cherry is on deck in the vending machine.
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Poptarts are tier-one hiking/disaster food. They last forever, are indifferent to crushing, taste pretty good hot or cold, and are absolutely loaded with sugar, calories, and carbs.
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They fit perfectly in the shoulder pocket of ACU's. And if your ex future-nieces gave you a genuine Pop Tart Pop Tart case, there won't be any breakage.
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Cinnamon!
Just don't eat them into the shape of a pistol. You will have to go to the principles office......... |
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brown sugar pop tarts warmed in your armpit oven are a delicacy supreme in my book
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Used to when they were real pastries. Now they resemble ground cardboard with a little flavoring...
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They are one of those things I have to specifically be in the mood for before I can eat them.
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View Quote Brown Sugar frosted Cinnamon, for the WIN!!! |
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I used to consider them a primary food source... Now I just feel ashamed eating them and even more so afterwards. Too old.
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Brown Sugar Cinnamon. With a cup of black coffee. They make for an easy and fast breakfast.
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Right there with ya......up till the armpit part anyway. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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brown sugar pop tarts warmed in your armpit oven are a delicacy supreme in my book Right there with ya......up till the armpit part anyway. Just got to leave them in the package. I did some assistant guide work in Northern Canada and most mornings everything was frozen. Armpit oven made sure I had quick breakfast |
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Brown Sugar frosted Cinnamon, for the WIN!!! By far the best |
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Who are you eating these pop tarts w/ & are they sleeping over? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I used to consider them a primary food source... Now I just feel ashamed eating them and even more so afterwards. Too old. Who are you eating these pop tarts w/ & are they sleeping over? I actually hated them as a kid but now I love the brown sugar kind. |
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I think that they slip a little bit of crack cocain into the smore's and chocolate chip flavored versions.
Whenever I would get a box of MRE's from one of my military buddies, I would always get a kick from pulling a genuine pack of Pop Tarts from the contents of one or more of them. |
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Years ago they made an apple flavored one that was awesome.
They no longer make them. While I'm on the subject though: Carnation Breakfast bars were SO yummy as a kid. So were Breakfast Squares (made by a different company). |
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Yep but only toasted and warm, never cold right out of the box... and only the fruit flavors, no chocolate for me.
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Years ago they made an apple flavored one that was awesome. They no longer make them. While I'm on the subject though: Carnation Breakfast bars were SO yummy as a kid. So were Breakfast Squares (made by a different company). View Quote Must be a different one than the apple ones I see in the stores these days? |
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View Quote What am I looking at here? |
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What am I looking at here? Clearly its poop since he said its not shit. |
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Some of the store brand knock-offs come in apple cinnamon, FWIW. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Years ago they made an apple flavored one that was awesome. They no longer make them... Some of the store brand knock-offs come in apple cinnamon, FWIW. No, this was a frosted Dutch Apple one. It was awesome. Came out in the 1980's. |
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