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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:31:57 AM EDT
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friend of mine had that happen with a squirrel, it kicked his ass!
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:32:01 AM EDT
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Don't share this post with your local ENCON officer.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:33:53 AM EDT
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Makin' the missus a mink roadkill stole?
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:35:00 AM EDT
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Made a trip into town last night and saw a fresh road killed mink. I decided to grab it on the way back. So I grab it by the tail and take a look at it, no pelt damage so I tossed it on the floor board under my legs. Halfway home I hear some growling under me, the god damn thing reincarnated and was apparently pissed off. I was wearing flip flops and shorts so I had to dodge mink attacks the rest of the way home. It couldn't use it's rear legs so I bonked it in the head with a form stake and skinned it out. I figured the people of GD might enjoy this story, shit like this seems to happen to me almost monthly. I thought I was the only one who picked up furbearing roadkill. Wife hates that shit |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:35:28 AM EDT
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Don't share this post with your local ENCON officer. </a> <a href="http://javascript:oUtil.obj.insertHTML('<img src=http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_abused.gif />');" target="_blank"> They will be pissed they didn't get it before him |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:36:40 AM EDT
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Had the same thing happen to my friend Tommy and me with a deer once.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:36:49 AM EDT
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friend of mine had that happen with a squirrel, it kicked his ass! Pfffffffff this fucker damn near killed me in my car...
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:38:15 AM EDT
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Flip flops? Really?
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:39:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't share this post with your local ENCON officer. </a> <a href="http://javascript:oUtil.obj.insertHTML('<img src=http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_abused.gif />');" target="_blank">Roadkill is fair game any time of year. Not my fault the little bastard had a health potion on him. He was paralyzed though, car must have grazed him enough to knock him out and damage his spine. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:40:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Flip flops? Really? We only get 3 months of summer here. I go as naked as possible. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:42:30 AM EDT
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The pelt ain't worth shit in summer.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:43:13 AM EDT
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Flip flops? Really? Yeah! Put on your collared shirts, pleated dress pants and wingtips for your trip to the store! And wear your suit if you're going to the bank! |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:44:42 AM EDT
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Paralyzed mink? Rubbish. My parents once drove with an adult golden eagle in their laps.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:48:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The pelt ain't worth shit in summer. Good practice though. Always good to work on putting them up as neat as possible. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:49:48 AM EDT
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We only get 3 months of summer here. I go as naked as possible. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Flip flops? Really? We only get 3 months of summer here. I go as naked as possible. This |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:52:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Flip flops? Really? We only get 3 months of summer here. I go as naked as possible. This Plus having to wear boots at work each day. I keep flops right in the truck and toss them on when I am done for the day. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:52:28 AM EDT
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I had an employee that picked up a " dead " raccoon from the side of the road one morning.
The dumb ass brought it into work and placed it in the refrigerator. His plan?? To take it home after work and skin it out. Well a couple of hours later, another employee opened the door to the frig and out came this severally pissed of coon. Calling it Panic would have been a gross understatement. It wasn't funny then but it got funny later. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:54:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Had the same thing happen to my friend Tommy and me with a deer once. Richarrrdddd?????
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:55:19 AM EDT
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I had an employee that picked up a " dead " raccoon from the side of the road one morning. The dumb ass brought it into work and placed it in the refrigerator. His plan?? To take it home after work and skin it out. Well a couple of hours later, another employee opened the door to the frig and out came this severally pissed of coon. Calling it Panic would have been a gross understatement. It wasn't funny then but it got funny later. Well it is certainly funny now, I got a good laugh. I bet the guy pissed himself. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:56:03 AM EDT
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I remember when this happened to me, my dad and my grandpa with a badger. Good times!
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:57:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well it is certainly funny now, I got a good laugh. I bet the guy pissed himself. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I had an employee that picked up a " dead " raccoon from the side of the road one morning. The dumb ass brought it into work and placed it in the refrigerator. His plan?? To take it home after work and skin it out. Well a couple of hours later, another employee opened the door to the frig and out came this severally pissed of coon. Calling it Panic would have been a gross understatement. It wasn't funny then but it got funny later. Well it is certainly funny now, I got a good laugh. I bet the guy pissed himself. I instantly thought of that scene from Saving Silverman with the coon under the porch. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:59:32 AM EDT
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If you come across a Bobcat one day, I suggest you whack it with the form stake before you put it in the car. Jus' sayin'.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:03:40 AM EDT
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CSB, I thought this was gonna be like J. Foxworthy telling the story about the guy that had his nipple bit off by a beaver that he thought was dead.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:04:08 AM EDT
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Yeah! Put on your collared shirts, pleated dress pants and wingtips for your trip to the store! And wear your suit if you're going to the bank! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Flip flops? Really? Yeah! Put on your collared shirts, pleated dress pants and wingtips for your trip to the store! And wear your suit if you're going to the bank! Yeah, anything less and you're a pussy and not worthy of a man card.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:10:48 AM EDT
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Tell us more about how it was trying to amputate your feet while you were driving at 60 mph.....
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:15:27 AM EDT
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I had a 6' python on the passenger side floorboard resurect itself one night. Suddenly my lack of sleep wasn't an issue anymore.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:15:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:16:41 AM EDT
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I am now going to start a thread on " have you thrown a dead animal in your Vehicle that was not dead after all"???
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:17:24 AM EDT
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friend of mine had that happen with a squirrel, it kicked his ass! That's why I whack them on the head before I tie them on my belt. You only need to see it happen once and you always remember you never want it to happen to you. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:19:03 AM EDT
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If you come across a Bobcat one day, I suggest you whack it with the form stake before you put it in the car. Jus' sayin'. Settle down, Karen! 
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:20:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We only get 3 months of summer here. I go as naked as possible. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Flip flops? Really? We only get 3 months of summer here. I go as naked as possible. Words to live by. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:28:05 AM EDT
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I thought I was the only one who picked up furbearing roadkill. Wife hates that shit Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Made a trip into town last night and saw a fresh road killed mink. I decided to grab it on the way back. So I grab it by the tail and take a look at it, no pelt damage so I tossed it on the floor board under my legs. Halfway home I hear some growling under me, the god damn thing reincarnated and was apparently pissed off. I was wearing flip flops and shorts so I had to dodge mink attacks the rest of the way home. It couldn't use it's rear legs so I bonked it in the head with a form stake and skinned it out. I figured the people of GD might enjoy this story, shit like this seems to happen to me almost monthly. I thought I was the only one who picked up furbearing roadkill. Wife hates that shit TBK1 checks it to see if it's warm. I guess he's hungry all the time. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:29:44 AM EDT
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Flip Flops, for the beach, pool or house. Woman get a little more lee way, nail saloon etc... Sorry but I think it's tasteless to go out in public with sandals. I can't believe anyone would pickup any road kill. Let alone place it in the cab with them, in the fridge etc...
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:32:48 AM EDT
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Ever see a dead coon kamikaze jump out of a tree right into the hood of your buddies Carhartt?
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:37:14 AM EDT
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Flip Flops, for the beach, pool or house. Woman get a little more lee way, nail saloon etc... Sorry but I think it's tasteless to go out in public with sandals. I can't believe anyone would pickup any road kill. Let alone place it in the cab with them, in the fridge etc... Why do you hate freedom so much? 
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:46:54 AM EDT
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Out pheasant hunting a couple years ago, we had the bed of the pickup about half full of the group's limit. Pheasant that had been shot about an hour before and was supposedly dead got up looked at the couple of us that were in the bed with the birds and fly off. Guy who shot the bird originally complained all that we all had shotguns why didn't we shoot it? Of course owing to safety we had all emptied our shotguns prior to climbing up.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:47:04 AM EDT
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Pic of said dead mink or it did not happen
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:47:42 AM EDT
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He's not dead. He's resting.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:48:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I had an employee that picked up a " dead " raccoon from the side of the road one morning. The dumb ass brought it into work and placed it in the refrigerator. His plan?? To take it home after work and skin it out. Well a couple of hours later, another employee opened the door to the frig and out came this severally pissed of coon. Calling it Panic would have been a gross understatement. It wasn't funny then but it got funny later.  |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:49:46 AM EDT
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Also had a stretch of highway where the grouse came out of the hardwoods to pick grit. The tractor trailers blowing by tending to get a few. More than one was picked up while still warm in the cold of winter. I recommend an apple stuffing with road kill. It's much easier that hitting them in the air with a shotgun.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:51:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:56:01 AM EDT
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I was turkey hunting with a friend and after he shot a tom we were walking back to the truck with the bird over his shoulder and holding it by the neck.
Turkey came back alive and spurred the shit out of his back and bit his ear, I was almost in tears laughing so hard till I saw the blood.. He dropped it and I had to shoot it and then we broke its neck in a few places. He had to get stitches and couldn't lay on his back for a while That's why I always break the damn things neck in a few places and tie their legs together when I get one. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:59:33 AM EDT
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Pics not loading OP
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Posted: 9/11/2013 8:07:21 AM EDT
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Had the same thing happen to my friend Tommy and me with a deer once. That happened to my father once. Deer came alive in the back of the truck and he got into a knife/antler fight with it |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 8:08:47 AM EDT
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Flip Flops, for the beach, pool or house. Woman get a little more lee way, nail saloon etc... Sorry but I think it's tasteless to go out in public with sandals. I can't believe anyone would pickup any road kill. Let alone place it in the cab with them, in the fridge etc... You seem like a blast |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 8:13:35 AM EDT
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A guy down here picked up three dead iguanas to take home and eat after one of our few really cold nights. What happens when you put three iguanas in a warm car and drive home? Your free meals wake up, kick your ass and chase you out of your car.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 8:17:49 AM EDT
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lol
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Posted: 9/11/2013 8:20:19 AM EDT
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lol...I would have unassed that vehicle
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Posted: 9/11/2013 8:25:21 AM EDT
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Flip flops? Really? We only get 3 months of summer here. I go as naked as possible. This Yep. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 8:30:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You seem like a blast Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Flip Flops, for the beach, pool or house. Woman get a little more lee way, nail saloon etc... Sorry but I think it's tasteless to go out in public with sandals. I can't believe anyone would pickup any road kill. Let alone place it in the cab with them, in the fridge etc... You seem like a blast |
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