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Posted: 9/9/2013 11:54:42 AM EDT
In the last 48 hours, thousands of gallons of transparent solvent were dispersed from undetected aerial delivery craft. So far, no fatalities have been reported, but citizens have complained that their beautifully cultivated thatched yards have discolored and started taking on a green tint. Elsewhere, vast areas of ordinary dirt were transformed by the unknown chemical into a sort of thixotropic slurry. Even the birds have been affected; tweeting and chirping incessantly in what appears to be a form of distress. Dozens of sparrows were seen stocking up on food stores.
It must be causing widespread panic because county officials have not yet made a public statement. Obviously, they're trying to quell the panic. |
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What do we have to do to piss of the Syrians here in Houston?
We want some, too. |
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HA! I am in Wilson County right now...it looks like it might rain again.
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AAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!! DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Damn dude with a title like that I wouldnt be surprised if they didn't locked this thread.
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I am going to draw a line here and it better not be crossed OR ELSE!
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Scientists have obtained a sample and it is as they feared.
Dihydrogen Monoxide. |
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Probably have about 10 years before an actual chemical weapons attack.
Once we destabilize Syria,a bunch of shit will turn up missing and somehow make it across our most secured border ever. Wish it would rain here-we haven't had shit since spring.Yields are looking pretty bad,and the threat of fire pretty good. |
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Reminds me of the Norks' missle attack maps that had El Paso as a target.
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As a matter of fact, I think a drop or two is falling. Think I will go over to Buffalo Joes and get my munch on while it rains.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: As a matter of fact, I think a drop or two is falling. Think I will go over to Buffalo Joes and get my munch on while it rains. |
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Quoted: What do we have to do to piss of the Syrians here in Houston? We want some, too. View Quote Step two is to drink waaaaaaay too much caffeine. Step three = ????? I haven't gotten to step four yet. I never can get to step four. |
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You're one of them Northern Wilson County types! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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As a matter of fact, I think a drop or two is falling. Think I will go over to Buffalo Joes and get my munch on while it rains. Ahhh...not really. it gets worse. I live on the North Side of San Antonio. The just keep requiring me to show up here in Wilson for a paycheck. |
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It's even worse than I thought then! Do you ever call it "San Antone"?
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Fort Bend Co go some of this DiHydrogen Monoxide 2 days ago. I did not see it happen myself, but I did see the aftermath. Scary stuff.
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Lived in Texas all my life, but I had to google Wilson county to figure out where in the hell that was.
I know a few folks from Poteet, but that's about all I know out that way. Never drove past San Antonio. What's the scenery like down there? Similar to San Antonio or just flat and dry? |
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Quoted: I agree. Pretty misleading thread title dude. This is what happens when you teach Texans how to use the internet. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Damn dude with a title like that I wouldnt be surprised if they didn't locked this thread. I agree. Pretty misleading thread title dude. This is what happens when you teach Texans how to use the internet. Oops. Too late. |
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Quoted: Lived in Texas all my life, but I had to google Wilson county to figure out where in the hell that was. I know a few folks from Poteet, but that's about all I know out that way. Never drove past San Antonio. What's the scenery like down there? Similar to San Antonio or just flat and dry? View Quote And the yard thatch here is slightly green and the dirt is more thixotropic. The worms seemed a bit confused today too. |
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looks like it wants to rain here, but i'm not getting my hopes up
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It's even worse than I thought then! Do you ever call it "San Antone"? View Quote I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH" |
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Lived in Texas all my life, but I had to google Wilson county to figure out where in the hell that was. I know a few folks from Poteet, but that's about all I know out that way. Never drove past San Antonio. What's the scenery like down there? Similar to San Antonio or just flat and dry? View Quote It is a little rolling. Rather peaceful and sparsely populated. |
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Quoted: I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: It's even worse than I thought then! Do you ever call it "San Antone"? I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH" |
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It's OK, there's still hope for you. I myself am an old refugee from Northern San Antonio (I need to learn to call it San Antone so nobody will ever recognize me as a native). Don't give up, man! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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It's even worse than I thought then! Do you ever call it "San Antone"? I have actually been cursed. If you ever listen to Pags on 1200....when the Spurs were in the championships this last time, he kept playing a song by a guy with a super thick accent. Now I just hear in my head every time I say it "SUUUUN UUUUUNNNNNTOOOONEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH" Eh, I grew up in San Marcos...all you people are weird to me :) |
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Yeah, there are no swimming pigs here that I know of.
ETA: That practically makes you a Canuck! |
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Uh oh. Now the MSM is claiming that it was just locals filling a water balloon and they mishandled it.
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Stay tuned to the BlammO News Network -- less useful than Fox, more accurate than CNN! |
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QUICK AS YOU CAN !!!
Grab some dry dirt and throw it on yourself. It will dilute the cornicopia of persipitace dropulating diluge. You will be serensified albiet obnoxious to your superfluency. |
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Quoted: Having been born and raised there I'd think you'd know it's pronounced Santone. Morans. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I myself am an old refugee from Northern San Antonio (I need to learn to call it San Antone so nobody will ever recognize me as a native). Don't give up, man! Having been born and raised there I'd think you'd know it's pronounced Santone. Morans. |
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I am under attack even as I type this.
A substance known to cause rapid growth in plant life. I will have to increase my carbon footprint in a day or two. Does their evil know no bounds! eta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My protective device is out in my car. I'm doomed, DOOMED, I tell ya. |
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