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Posted: 9/8/2013 4:40:41 AM EDT

Probably been done before, but if you were deserted on an island and you had 5 things you could bring with you what would it be? There are no rules and it can be whatever you want. But in that category, you can only choose once, like if you choose 18yr old scotch, you cant choose beer or weed or pills or whatever you like to get wasted off of....Only rule is, you CANNOT bring pussy, because everyone would put that as number on the list. Music (one CD) Gun, cloths (shoes), Lighters, fishing pole, ect.... This is a very popular game we played over seas and some people gave some and very interesting and totally AWESOME answers.

1. Natural Light beer- so I can get drunk and hydrate at the same time
2. SR15 w/ACOG-its obvious
3. Lighter-
4. Faith No More - Angel Dust
5. German Shepard Dog

Some things are implied, like the CD player comes, ammo goes with the gun. Its more like a lifetime supply if just these.
I had a friend that I deployed with, he was like that pervert on that overly drama gay show....shit...Sons of Anarchy, Well, he was just like the guy that couldn't stop touching himself and would jerk off in the guard towers of our little COP all the damn time, y'all should have heard his list, I cant remember all the shit, but it included all sexual perversion shit. Like a thick rope so he could choke himself without it digging to far into his skin so he could get off, crazy shit...

Posted: 9/8/2013 4:52:46 AM EDT

[#1]

Water filtration system
Fishing pole
Lighter
Cast net
Hammock

Posted: 9/8/2013 4:55:35 AM EDT

[#2]

Satellite phone

Dynamo charger

AR-7

Brick of ammo

Rechargeable flashlight

Posted: 9/8/2013 4:57:07 AM EDT

[#3]

.17 HMR rifle with lots of ammo
longest knife I can find (double as a spear tip)
2 qt canteen
Jennifer Anniston didn't read the part about no pussy...damn...

Water filtration system/straw

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:02:15 AM EDT

[#4]

My "oh shit" tote
Solar charging kit
A box full of cats
Kindle
Cruzan Black Strap

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Posted: 9/8/2013 5:07:10 AM EDT

[#5]

1. Whores
2. Sluts
3. Skanks
4. Harlots
5. Cum Dumpsters

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:10:49 AM EDT

[#6]

I can't bring myself

So thread sucks

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:12:09 AM EDT

[#7]

Beach Umbrella
Beach Chair
Pallet of Copper Tone
Sun Glasses

Swedish Bikini Team

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:16:15 AM EDT

[#8]

I am sure that two people that have replied so far would not be able to read a book, if they brought one

Make that three.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:17:56 AM EDT

[#9]

water Still
magnesium stick
knife
1000ft spool of paracord
wool blanket

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:18:37 AM EDT

[#10]

Good fixed blade knife (build fire spindle & board).
Axe (build shelters).
Steel pot (for cooking or sterilizing water)
Canteen (for carrying water)
Rifle (self defense against big critters)

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:19:48 AM EDT

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I am sure that two people that have replied so far would not be able to read a book, if they brought one

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There will be more.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:26:37 AM EDT

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Surf fishing pole with hooks and line (is that one or three?)
Glock G19 with 500 rounds of ammo (Is that one or 501 things)
Fire steel and flint (Is that one or two things?)
Cast iron dutch oven pot with lid
1000 feet of 12 foot wide heavy duty 12mil plastic sheeting.

assuming the island had palm trees with coconuts and other foliage.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:28:19 AM EDT

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Surf fishing pole with hooks and line (is that one or three?)
Glock G19 with 500 rounds of ammo (Is that one or 501 things)
Fire steel and flint (Is that one or two things?)
Cast iron dutch oven pot with lid
1000 feet of 12 foot wide heavy duty 12mil plastic sheeting.

assuming the island had palm trees with coconuts and other foliage.

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Youre good to go.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:28:37 AM EDT

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1) Heavy duty cooking pot.

2) A medium sized fixed blade knife.

3) 5000' meter spool of paracord (I don't want to have to make cordage, ever.)

4) A good survival manual.

5) A machete or panga (of if that would count as a knife and be in violation of the rule...then I'll take an ax instead.)

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:29:09 AM EDT

[#15]

1)Peeps

2) Obstacles

3) Coke

4) Guns

5) Victims

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:30:39 AM EDT

[#16]

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1) Heavy duty cooking pot.
2) A medium sized fixed blade knife.
3) 5000' meter spool of paracord (I don't want to have to make cordage, ever.)

4) A good survival manual.
5) A machete or panga (of if that would count as a knife and be in violation of the rule...then I'll take an ax instead.)

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1) Heavy duty cooking pot.
2) A medium sized fixed blade knife.
3) 5000' meter spool of paracord (I don't want to have to make cordage, ever.)

4) A good survival manual.
5) A machete or panga (of if that would count as a knife and be in violation of the rule...then I'll take an ax instead.)

What exactly is a foot meter?

Quoted:
1)Peeps2) Obstacles
3) Coke
4) Guns
5) Victims

I want to have your babies.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:30:43 AM EDT

[#17]

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1)Peeps2) Obstacles
3) Coke
4) Guns
5) Victims

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No peasants to change your brake pads?

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:32:08 AM EDT

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No peasants to change your brake pads?

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Thats implied by victims.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:32:38 AM EDT

[#19]

I i can't bring pussy I don't want to go.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:33:01 AM EDT

[#20]

A boat

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:33:45 AM EDT

[#21]

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Thats implied by victims.

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No peasants to change your brake pads?

Thats implied by victims.

And roger, i thought you meant muslims and or norks

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:35:37 AM EDT

[#22]

I was out as soon as I read no Pussy.

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:38:57 AM EDT

[#23]

1) rod/reel/tackle kit
2) handgun/holster/ammo/mags
3) firestarter
4) water filtration
5) machete

I wanted to add a big blue tarp, but I guess I could hack down some trees and make a shelter.

Honorable mentions:

tarp
suntail lotion
first aid kit
extra clothes (I'd hope that what I was wearing wouldn't count as items, and I'd hope I was wearing cargo pants, a good t-shirt, and sturdy boots)
sandals
a cargo container full of canned food and bottled water
goats and chickens
a shotgun for hunting small game (and chickens)

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:39:35 AM EDT

[#24]

Mosquito netting
Fire starter
Ar
Knife
As much toilet paper as aloud

Posted: 9/8/2013 5:46:59 AM EDT

[#25]

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1) rod/reel/tackle kit
2) handgun/holster/ammo/mags
3) firestarter
4) water filtration
5) machete

I wanted to add a big blue tarp, but I guess I could hack down some trees and make a shelter.

Honorable mentions:

tarp
suntail lotion
first aid kit
extra clothes (I'd hope that what I was wearing wouldn't count as items, and I'd hope I was wearing cargo pants, a good t-shirt, and sturdy boots)
sandals
a cargo container full of canned food and bottled water
goats and chickens
a shotgun for hunting small game (and chickens)

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the cargo container was a popular answer within my platoon

Posted: 9/8/2013 6:09:10 AM EDT

[#26]

1). A fully-stocked Super Walmart.

Posted: 9/8/2013 6:11:23 AM EDT

[#27]

1) Boat
2) Stocked bar on said boat.
3) A stocked walk in freezer the size of an average American home on said boat.
4) Smaller boat to go from big boat to shore and back.
5) Satellite phone. If I can't bring women, I can call them and have them come to me, be delivered or whatever. I mean, I have huge fucking party yacht, so, yeah.

Posted: 9/8/2013 6:17:25 AM EDT

[#28]

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Youre good to go.

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Quoted:
Surf fishing pole with hooks and line (is that one or three?)
Glock G19 with 500 rounds of ammo (Is that one or 501 things)
Fire steel and flint (Is that one or two things?)
Cast iron dutch oven pot with lid
1000 feet of 12 foot wide heavy duty 12mil plastic sheeting.

assuming the island had palm trees with coconuts and other foliage.

Youre good to go.

Well, there's a lot being given up as well, I could replace the Glock with a machete if I was sure of no other inhabitants disturbing me.

A bladed tool is actually more useful, hell, even a bow saw would be pretty sweet, but the blades are the fragile part so I think a large knife or machete would be the best.

Posted: 9/8/2013 6:22:46 AM EDT

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Well, there's a lot being given up as well, I could replace the Glock with a machete if I was sure of no other inhabitants disturbing me.

A bladed tool is actually more useful, hell, even a bow saw would be pretty sweet, but the blades are the fragile part so I think a large knife or machete would be the best.

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Surf fishing pole with hooks and line (is that one or three?)
Glock G19 with 500 rounds of ammo (Is that one or 501 things)
Fire steel and flint (Is that one or two things?)
Cast iron dutch oven pot with lid
1000 feet of 12 foot wide heavy duty 12mil plastic sheeting.

assuming the island had palm trees with coconuts and other foliage.

Youre good to go.

Well, there's a lot being given up as well, I could replace the Glock with a machete if I was sure of no other inhabitants disturbing me.

A bladed tool is actually more useful, hell, even a bow saw would be pretty sweet, but the blades are the fragile part so I think a large knife or machete would be the best.

I had a buddy that said he'd take boots laced with 550 cord so he could use the laces to make a bow/ or a tool to start fires with, ect. So he had one time he could use for several things.

Posted: 9/8/2013 7:33:01 AM EDT

[#30]

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What exactly is a foot meter?
I want to have your babies.

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1) Heavy duty cooking pot.

2) A medium sized fixed blade knife.

3) 5000' meter spool of paracord (I don't want to have to make cordage, ever.)

4) A good survival manual.

5) A machete or panga (of if that would count as a knife and be in violation of the rule...then I'll take an ax instead.)

What exactly is a foot meter?

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1)Peeps2) Obstacles

3) Coke

4) Guns

5) Victims

I want to have your babies.

sorry.

I was thinking 5000',so I googled it to make sure it actually existed. But then google showed me one that was meters, so I decided to go with that!

Posted: 9/8/2013 7:43:23 AM EDT

[#31]

Donald Trump(To build me a luxury resort)
His Helicopter
His Yacht
Money lots of it and and an AMEX Black Card
Bitches

Some of you fuckers must like living in misery

Posted: 9/8/2013 7:47:20 AM EDT

[#32]

GPS and a Sat phone. I'm getting the fuck off this commie island where I can only have 5 things.

Posted: 9/8/2013 7:52:58 AM EDT

[#33]

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1. Whores
2. Sluts
3. Skanks
4. Harlots
5. Cum Dumpsters

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Posted: 9/8/2013 7:54:57 AM EDT

[#34]

epirb

Posted: 9/8/2013 7:56:04 AM EDT

[#35]

You never said we can't leave the island, so:

Big ass sailing boat/yacht
Well trained boat crew
GPS & Maps
Plenty of food & water
M16A4 w/ Aimpoint

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:00:35 AM EDT

[#36]

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1)Peeps
2) Obstacles
3) Coke
4) Guns
5) Victims

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Posted: 9/8/2013 8:08:04 AM EDT

[#37]

1. Nuclear powered desalinization plant.
2. Fishing gear
3. Good socks
4. Good boots
5. kindle loaded with books

Sounds quite nice actually.

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:12:37 AM EDT

[#38]

1. Fishing gear
2. Ar-15 w/ ammo
3. Source of unlimited water
4. Hot babe
5. Beer

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:23:28 AM EDT

[#39]

long knife, cast iron pot, mirror , 50 pounds 16 penny nails , and 1000' of 550 cord .

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:30:27 AM EDT

[#40]

"A" game Britney Spears
"A" game Bree Olson
"A" game Jessica Alba
"A" game Asa Akira
A big enough boat and supplies to take us anyplace I want

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:37:43 AM EDT

[#41]

V22 Osprey fully loaded

pilots

minigun

minibar

buffet.

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:40:14 AM EDT

[#42]

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"A" game Britney Spears
"A" game Bree Olson
"A" game Jessica Alba
"A" game Asa Akira
A big enough boat and supplies to take us anyplace I want

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Another GD'er who writes but does not read

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:41:01 AM EDT

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What exactly is a foot meter?

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.... although I'm not sure why you'd need five thousand of them.

1. Water filtration/distillation system
2. Machete
3. CZ 452 with a pallet of CCI ammunition
4. Fishing tackle and 100 spools of 20# test line
5. Case of Bic fireplace lighters

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:45:44 AM EDT

[#44]

Fully operational seaplane

fully operational seaplane pilot

fully operational, well somewhat coherent, seaplane mechanic. Never saw a fully operational mech.

Av gas

Charts

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:46:41 AM EDT

[#45]

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Another GD'er who writes but does not care

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Quoted:
"A" game Britney Spears
"A" game Bree Olson
"A" game Jessica Alba
"A" game Asa Akira
A big enough boat and supplies to take us anyplace I want

Another GD'er who writes but does not care

FIFY

Posted: 9/8/2013 8:58:43 AM EDT

[#46]

I can't figure out why some of you guys are trying so hard to get off the island.

Marlin model 60 rifle

5000' spool paracord

cast iron pot with lid

large knife

fleshlight

Posted: 9/8/2013 9:05:37 AM EDT

[#47]

18yo blonde
18yo brenette
18yo redhead
18yo redhead
birth control

fuck the rules

Posted: 9/8/2013 9:17:17 AM EDT

[#48]

1) 20k sqft beach mansion with dock and seaplane hanger.
2) seaplane
3) 100' yacht
4) sunscreen
5) I'll let you know if I need anything else

Posted: 9/8/2013 9:56:24 AM EDT

[#49]

Vertical wind turbine generator with battery backup.

Computer with satellite modem

B.O.B. (full)

Pallet of MRE

Solar still

Posted: 9/8/2013 9:58:51 AM EDT

[#50]

A case of beer, sunscreen, surfboard, hot chick and another hot chick.

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