G17 Jones, I got a G17 Jones
Got a G17, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo
Yes, I am the victim of a G17 Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be shootin'
In fac', I was de baddest shooter in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a G17
And I loved that G17
I took that G17 with me everywhere I went
That G17 was like a G17 to me
I even put that G17 underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the firing-line line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the 10 ring on the give-and-go
And not end up low and left
So cheerleaders, help me out
{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(G17 Jones, I got a G17 Jones)
(I got a G17 Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)
Nuckles. [smash]