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Posted: 7/26/2013 7:41:36 PM EDT

squirt

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:43:46 PM EDT

[#1]

DO NOT CLINK THIS LINK

Holy Crap OP, that was fucked up!

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:43:57 PM EDT

[#2]

Not clicking that link.

ETA-Awe God damn it! I clicked.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:44:04 PM EDT

[#3]

Must.......

Not........

Click........

ooowwwwwwww.......

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:46:14 PM EDT

[#4]

IBTL

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:47:03 PM EDT

[#5]

OP, why?

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:48:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:49:12 PM EDT

[#7]

more than i ever wanted 2 know about the subject.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:49:28 PM EDT

[#8]

That was... different.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:49:36 PM EDT

[#9]

In without looking!

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:49:36 PM EDT

[#10]

I like turtles.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:49:41 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm not sure which is more disturbing: the video or the conversation in the background?

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:50:58 PM EDT

[#12]

Dick thread....in

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:51:21 PM EDT

[#13]

The real question is why are those people so interested? I mean that one looked like she was trying to stick her face in there.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:52:13 PM EDT

[#14]

Im so hard right now.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:53:08 PM EDT

[#15]

IBTL, yo

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:53:23 PM EDT

[#16]

It's a turtlegasm.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:53:32 PM EDT

[#17]

To click or not to click? That is the question.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:53:51 PM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:54:13 PM EDT

[#19]

Oh,
Dear,
Lord.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:55:35 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:56:16 PM EDT

[#21]

FU OP NOT FUNNY

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:56:29 PM EDT

[#22]

"When I was 10, I could do that 3 or 4 times"

OMG, I love the running commentary.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:56:51 PM EDT

[#23]

Would someone please forward this to my Ex wife.

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:57:39 PM EDT

[#24]

Fascinating.

IBTL

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:59:02 PM EDT

[#25]

Alrighty then...

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:59:46 PM EDT

[#26]

OP, you must be into some serious kink to find that video

Posted: 7/26/2013 7:59:58 PM EDT

[#27]

No "O" face.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:00:19 PM EDT

[#28]

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Posted: 7/26/2013 8:02:07 PM EDT

[#29]

Arf in rare form tonite

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:03:13 PM EDT

[#30]

The chick in the red wanted to know what it would feel like inside her but was to embarrased to say it out loud. Just listen to everything she is saying you know she's thinking it.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:03:22 PM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:03:36 PM EDT

[#32]

It's like getting a text from that ONE friend that always sends you the most fucked up shit from the depths unknown on the internet. You know it's going to be awful and fucked up but you know you are going to look anyway. This was just that.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:04:18 PM EDT

[#33]

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Mystery solved.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:04:54 PM EDT

[#34]

I have to say that the box turtle sounds like a Japanese chick being plowed. Kinda wonder if they dub asian porn with turtle voices now.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:05:42 PM EDT

[#35]

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This thread has officially ruined turtles for me.

P.S Love the wink at 1:17 in this one.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:08:11 PM EDT

[#36]

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ETA-Awe God damn it! I clicked.

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Posted: 7/26/2013 8:08:24 PM EDT

[#37]

Turtlecockalypse?

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:09:33 PM EDT

[#38]

The monkey and the frog were much funnier.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:10:23 PM EDT

[#39]

No way ill click that

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:10:32 PM EDT

[#40]

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It's like getting a text from that ONE friend that always sends you the most fucked up shit from the depths unknown on the internet. You know it's going to be awful and fucked up but you know you are going to look anyway. This was just that.

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I am that friend and it usually comes from you guys

ETA: did not click but think I've seen it. The one where the people are watching a turtle spew forth it's love juice and the chick sounds like it's getting her off?

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:10:46 PM EDT

[#41]

I clicked. Sulcatas are awesome, I had a male about that size.

Edit: Glad I'm not the only basement dweller at home on a Friday night watching shit like this.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:12:26 PM EDT

[#42]

Last person that posted that 2 days ago got a COC warning and a time out for his trouble. Just saying...

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:14:48 PM EDT

[#43]

Arf never fails to entertain

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:15:37 PM EDT

[#44]

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Produced by John Carpenter from the looks of it.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:15:59 PM EDT

[#45]

Funniest thing I've seen all day!

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:18:45 PM EDT

[#46]

Off camera dude sounds like Leslie Jordan.

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:21:54 PM EDT

[#47]

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:22:49 PM EDT

[#48]

Lol at the comments: "That's enough internet for today"

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:23:51 PM EDT

[#49]

i feel inadequate now

Posted: 7/26/2013 8:33:13 PM EDT

[#50]

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DO NOT CLINK THIS LINK

Holy Crap OP, that was fucked up!

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All the warnings in the world ain't gonna stop us

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