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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:20:31 AM EDT
I thought it'd be fun to post a totally whacko news story from those nutjobs once a day to delight and amuse the masses. There really is so much comedic material here it's worth exploiting. Of course, news are pretty slow right now in regards to North Korea. Screw CoC #10 because, well, they're communists and what are they going to do? Threaten Arfcom with nukes?
 [ETA] Since they're communist, they don't believe in private property rights. Therefore, I declare their news rambling property of the oppressed peoples of Arfcom! |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:21:17 AM EDT
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Doooo Eeeeet!
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:22:15 AM EDT
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It was a REALLY slow day. They're all busy celebrating their "victory" over the US in the Korean war right now.  |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:22:30 AM EDT
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IBTL
In Before The Link Damnit, 15 seconds
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:22:46 AM EDT
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I thought it'd be fun to post a totally whacko news story from those nutjobs once a day to delight and amuse the masses. There really is so much comedic material here it's worth exploiting. Of course, news are pretty slow right now in regards to North Korea. Screw CoC #10 because, well, they're communists and what are they going to do? Threaten Arfcom with nukes? What if Site Staff notices...oh wait. 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:23:22 AM EDT
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Meanwhile in N. Korea....
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:24:29 AM EDT
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*SNIP* Nice, the bulk of the article has nothing to do with the subject of the article. Must be consultants from AP over there helping them.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:24:46 AM EDT
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The big problem with Texas is there is no snow for me to eat here.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:25:09 AM EDT
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Yeah, I always love hitting up KCNA when I need a giggle or two.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:25:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryLook!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:30:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:32:10 AM EDT
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Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!? No bird! We eat bird Tuesday! |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:32:49 AM EDT
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The North Korean news agency used to be a lot more funny. About 10 years ago there were always a bunch of stories of Kim Jong Il climbing mountains to meet with female soldiers who would swoon over his good looks. Now, they only produce the rare piece of really good propaganda that makes me laugh.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:35:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:36:15 AM EDT
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No snow coffee. Terribly disappointed.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:40:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?  One of the funniest videos ever... |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:43:40 AM EDT
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In on one.
NK threads are best threads! |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:44:10 AM EDT
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Does anyone know of any good grass or bark recipes?
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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:51:46 AM EDT
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http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
More Corruption, Irregularities by Family of Chun Doo Hwan Disclosed Pyongyang, July 24 (KCNA) -- More corruption and irregularities committed by family members of traitor, military dictator and fascist man-killer Chun Doo Hwan have been disclosed, according to the south Korean paper Hangyore on Monday. His wife Lee Sun Ja has deposited a colossal amount of money in secrecy at a bank branch in Taehyon-dong, Seoul since November last year to live a life of luxury with the income from monthly interests amounting to tens of millions of won. Chun has refused to accept the demand of people from all social strata to have the property he got through corruption and irregularities during the tenure of his office recollected, claiming that he has just a little property. However, the fact went public that his eldest son set up a bogus company abroad and has operated it for six years. The illegal actions of his wife were revealed this time, giving the lie to his claim. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:10:36 PM EDT
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".......... the poor, the cold, the lonely, the homosexual ........................"
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:16:28 PM EDT
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It was a REALLY slow day. They're all busy celebrating their "victory" over the US in the Korean war right now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
It was a REALLY slow day. They're all busy celebrating their "victory" over the US in the Korean war right now. How in the blue fuck do they explain the 38th parallel then? |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:17:51 PM EDT
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Hold on I am launching a Nuke at Z's home as we speak.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:20:37 PM EDT
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They'll eat the birds on Tuesday.
Somebody leak to those Koreans a picture of a Gundam and label it top secret weapon.... |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:24:00 PM EDT
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http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm More Corruption, Irregularities by Family of Chun Doo Hwan Disclosed Pyongyang, July 24 (KCNA) -- More corruption and irregularities committed by family members of traitor, military dictator and fascist man-killer Chun Doo Hwan have been disclosed, according to the south Korean paper Hangyore on Monday. His wife Lee Sun Ja has deposited a colossal amount of money in secrecy at a bank branch in Taehyon-dong, Seoul since November last year to live a life of luxury with the income from monthly interests amounting to tens of millions of won. Chun has refused to accept the demand of people from all social strata to have the property he got through corruption and irregularities during the tenure of his office recollected, claiming that he has just a little property. However, the fact went public that his eldest son set up a bogus company abroad and has operated it for six years. The illegal actions of his wife were revealed this time, giving the lie to his claim. "man-killer" is pretty awesome. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:24:10 PM EDT
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Meanwhile in N. Korea....
FIFY |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:24:52 PM EDT
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Next up cannon ball competition.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:26:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hold on I am launching a Nuke at Z's home as we speak. Voyska PVO has defeated your pitiful attempt to attack the people's dacha.  |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:27:48 PM EDT
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No bird! We eat bird Tuesday! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!? No bird! We eat bird Tuesday! No snow for coffee. 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:28:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:35:00 PM EDT
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In on one. NK threads are best threads! 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:38:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
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Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!?
One of the funniest videos ever...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgW8lyCkaU
Is the really propaganda from the Norks? |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:40:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
FIFY Quote HistoryTY!
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:43:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI can't tell if Phat Ho is sitting or standing . |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:49:12 PM EDT
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Did they ever invade the ROK?
I thought maybe I missed it 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:50:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryI can find no fault with this. Adam is best Bardwin. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:51:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI assume they intentionally fattened up that guy for propaganda purposes. "We are not starving! Look at this proud obese man of the fatherland!" |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:53:34 PM EDT
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You could probably cut and paste articles out of the English language Pyongyang paper, find/replace Kim Eun with Obama, and get your letter to the editor posted in most liberal newspapers here.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:55:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is the really propaganda from the Norks? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Look!! snow, now I can have my water... Where's my bird?!?!? One of the funniest videos ever... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgW8lyCkaUIs the really propaganda from the Norks? Absolutely. People who aren't familiar with totalitarian regimes have no idea how powerful propaganda can be. The citizens in NK only learn what they are spoon-fed. They are told that US soldiers will eat their babies if another war breaks out, and that the US committed untold atrocities against them in the Korean war. They have no other point of reference, so they believe. [ETA] Think of the Japanese civilians on Okinawa that threw themselves off the cliffs to avoid capture by the US. They were told the same thing. [ETA2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Okinawa#Mass_suicides_and_murder.E2.80.93suicides [ETA3] http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/01/21/north-koreas-gruesome-propaganda-posters-portray-us-military-as-sadistic-and-somewhat-zombified/ |
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