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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:24:41 AM EDT
Saw this on imgur today, figured I'd share.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:25:39 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention?
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:26:58 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? Seems like more of a triple fine offense, right? |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:27:47 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? I would guess private school. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:29:55 AM EDT
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She was doing it all wrong. You only hit someone over the head with a Bible if you are healing them. What kind of school are they running there?
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:31:09 AM EDT
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Allahu Akbar
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:31:24 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? I would guess private school. Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:31:54 AM EDT
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She was doing it all wrong. You only hit someone over the head with a Bible if you are healing them. What kind of school are they running there? Catholic school (see the "Mass etiquette" spot?). The proper shout would have been "HERETIC!" not "INFIDEL". |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:32:34 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? Catholic Bible SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:35:51 AM EDT
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Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school.
Two things... If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!" Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away? 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:37:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:39:06 AM EDT
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... If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!" "Infidel" is a valid Christian term, and basically means the same as heathen. It's just not used that much these days. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:39:30 AM EDT
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You guys are all wrong. Mass etiquette refers to being unkind to fat people.
Gun violations are equivalent to food violations. Part of me wants to accept this and call it "progress".  ETA: Dammit! LOL. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:41:58 AM EDT
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Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How can "hair" get you detention? I would guess private school. Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip. Or could mean Abundantly Polite. ETA: Well shit, beat on the word play. 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:46:34 AM EDT
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"Tardy to Class"
Tardy is not the preferred nomenclature. "Time Challenged", please.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:54:31 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? Had to have ours off the ears and off the collar. No blue jeans. Green, brown, black, white are fine. Blue will send you to hell, evidently. Lots of power tripping, fucked up rules and people. 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:56:40 AM EDT
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That's awesome.
 Worth getting written up for something that funny.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:56:48 AM EDT
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1/11. Pathetic. I would atleast knock out half of those when I was in school. Keep my parents proud.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:57:58 AM EDT
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Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school. Two things... If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!" Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away? Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science. 
Catholics have mass. Photons do not have mass. Photons are light. Jesus is the Light of the World. Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus. Science.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:01:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: How can "hair" get you detention? I would guess private school. Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:03:25 AM EDT
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Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.
Catholics have mass. Photons do not have mass. Photons are light. Jesus is the Light of the World. Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus. Science. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school. Two things... If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!" Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away? Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.
Catholics have mass. Photons do not have mass. Photons are light. Jesus is the Light of the World. Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus. Science. So, fat people do not have Jesus either? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:09:21 AM EDT
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PDA is the way to go if you are going to get detention.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:09:42 AM EDT
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So, fat people do not have Jesus either? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school. Two things... If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!" Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away? Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.
Catholics have mass. Photons do not have mass. Photons are light. Jesus is the Light of the World. Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus. Science. So, fat people do not have Jesus either? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile No, heathen slobs!
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:12:09 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? I would guess private school. Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip. lol nice. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:22:59 AM EDT
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So, fat people do not have Jesus either? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile There's white Jesus 
Black Jesus 
But no fat Jesus. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:32:55 AM EDT
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Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.
Catholics have mass. Photons do not have mass. Photons are light. Jesus is the Light of the World. Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus. Science. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mass is mentioned. Only Catholics have mass, must be a Catholic school. Two things... If she was going to scream infidel she should have hit him with a Quran, otherwise she shoud have been screaming "the power of Christ compels thee!" Also, if only Catholics have mass, how do the rest of you keep from floating away? Back up motherfuckers, I'm gonna science.
Catholics have mass. Photons do not have mass. Photons are light. Jesus is the Light of the World. Therefore, Catholics must not have Jesus. Science. Nice. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 9:38:25 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? I would guess private school. Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 10:02:33 AM EDT
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How can "hair" get you detention? I would guess private school. Clearly a religious (Catholic) private school, since Mass is mentioned on the slip.
Only if it's too small. |
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