Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Posted: 7/24/2013 8:11:56 AM EDT
Good god... the stupid burns.
umm
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:13:26 AM EDT
[#1]
So, she fingered her girlfriend.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:13:28 AM EDT
[#2]
That headline!

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:17:25 AM EDT
[#3]
Why does she look like Fred Savage's twin sister.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:17:34 AM EDT
[#4]
So police redacted the suspect's name but not the victims?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:19:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Guilty
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:25:07 AM EDT
[#6]
Is that the guy from the Wonder Years?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:29:25 AM EDT
[#7]
This thread is dildos.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:30:08 AM EDT
[#8]
When lesbians go bad.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:32:28 AM EDT
[#9]
How do you guys find this shit?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:35:22 AM EDT
[#10]
John Richards · Follow · Top Commenter · Works at Cartoonist/Illustrator · 142 subscribers
So who's the guy in the picture and what does he have to do with the story?
View Quote
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:37:44 AM EDT
[#11]
Why does it always have to be Florida?



Can you libtards please stop moving into our state...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:39:10 AM EDT
[#12]


They're kissing again.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:40:26 AM EDT
[#13]


Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

Why does she look like Fred Savage's twin sister.
View Quote


looks more like sean austins twin sister.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:43:37 AM EDT
[#14]



Jim Harrington Sr ·  Top Commenter · Lebanon, Connecticut


Isn't that that angry young fella from MSNBC, Mr. Maddow?
View Quote

 
 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:43:41 AM EDT
[#15]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Guilty
View Quote




So very guilty.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:57:10 AM EDT
[#16]

Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:



View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:



Jim Harrington Sr ·  Top Commenter · Lebanon, Connecticut
Isn't that that angry young fella from MSNBC, Mr. Maddow?

   


I doubt Rachel Maddow would go public with something as trivial as a $300 theft. At this point in her career she must be making that much every week.



 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:58:45 AM EDT
[#17]

Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History






 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:04:40 AM EDT
[#18]
Dildo theft,  that sounds serious
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:06:14 AM EDT
[#19]

Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


Guilty
View Quote
Indeed.



 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:09:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Wow it looks like Justin Beaver or however you spell his last name!!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:14:40 AM EDT
[#21]
The penis envy is strong in that one.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:17:29 AM EDT
[#22]
First post and all.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:18:04 AM EDT
[#23]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


 
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History

That really was amazing.  
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:18:49 AM EDT
[#24]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Dildo theft,  that sounds serious
View Quote



Time to get Yeager on the case!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:41:33 AM EDT
[#25]
Dildo theft, that sounds serious, It would be if they used it on you.



Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:45:01 AM EDT
[#26]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:47:42 AM EDT
[#27]
The comments are hilarious!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:50:26 AM EDT
[#28]
Yikes
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:50:29 AM EDT
[#29]


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:53:40 AM EDT
[#30]
Weiner thread?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:58:41 AM EDT
[#31]
Florida.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:59:33 AM EDT
[#32]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Guilty
View Quote


The clam diggers of reality never meet the standards of my fantasy.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:11:02 AM EDT
[#33]


Nice headline !!

Cheers!

-JC
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:15:23 AM EDT
[#34]
Grand Theft Dildo.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:44:06 AM EDT
[#35]
Headline is fing awesome!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:45:36 AM EDT
[#36]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Dildo theft,  that sounds serious
View Quote


Did she take the Steely Dan records too?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:50:27 AM EDT
[#37]
Note to self. If you have sex toys stolen...do NOT go to the police. They will put your name in the paper!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:02:16 AM EDT
[#38]
Man, I needed a laugh today, That was great!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:06:02 AM EDT
[#39]
This quote about the three strap-on dildos:

the suspect “temporarily removed the items in an attempt to get back together with her, depriving Rivera the use of the property.”
View Quote


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:21:57 AM EDT
[#40]

It says she owned the dildos prior to the beginning of their relationship.

So...how many relationships have these dildos been through?

Public Service Announcement:  Lesbians, make sure you see the dildo
while still in its original wrapper to avoid cross contamination.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:26:17 AM EDT
[#41]

Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


This thread is dildos.
View Quote


Beat.







 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:45:14 AM EDT
[#42]
You think that is bad, did you know they have a county Jail for Manatees?

Evidently, Manatees have jobs in fast food, have sex toys, use them as weapons and get jailed for doing so.

Pictured in the above mug shot, Taylor, who works at Popeyes, is being held at the Manatee County jail, where bond has not been set.
View Quote


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:47:09 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:47:20 AM EDT
[#44]
if you are a lesbian, why need a dildo?  Really?  Just go get a man!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:47:27 AM EDT
[#45]
what the hell is going on in oue country
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:56:08 AM EDT
[#46]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Five finger discount ...
View Quote


How would you feel if someone stole all of your Snap-On tools?  
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:00:37 PM EDT
[#47]
Does he/it Skype?





Ed
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:05:00 PM EDT
[#48]
Why have 1 when you can have 3?

I guess I'd be pretty pissed if somebody stole my fleshlights.

Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top