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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:43:53 AM EDT
[#1]
I think some are closer than that.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:44:00 AM EDT
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What do scientists know? Bunch of snobs, acting all superior just because they have a fancy education.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:44:37 AM EDT
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Facts are for faggots.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:45:41 AM EDT
[#4]
Stupid science.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:45:45 AM EDT
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Some dumb book told me it was two naked people in a jungle who first fucked because one of them got the idea from a snake.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:46:15 AM EDT
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Think? It's proven.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:46:23 AM EDT
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I don't know but they sure do creep me the fuck out. Humans and chimps.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:47:04 AM EDT
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Yes I believe that is true.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:49:02 AM EDT
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Yes.
You realize you share something like 40% of your genetic information with a carrot? Common descent of all known life on earth FTMFW! |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:49:31 AM EDT
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The alternative is that I believe that all geneticists got together and decided it would really funny to tell this joke for years on end. Also, every new scientist in the field has luckily agreed to keep the gag running.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:50:40 AM EDT
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I think some are closer than that. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:50:42 AM EDT
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Some are a lot closer than that. And they get elected too! |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:42 AM EDT
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That's what the scientists say. That Chimps are the closest relative to humans in the animal kingdom, separated by only 4% of the genetic code. Why would you think this is shocking? Clearly a few percent differences in DNA code makes a huge difference in outcome. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:52 AM EDT
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What's so bizarre about that?
Have you seen how messed up humans get when just 0.001% of their genetic information changes? That a completely different species is another 4,000 times removed (or more) really shouldn't come as a great shock. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:53 AM EDT
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I think some humans have more in common with gorillas than chimps.  |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:56 AM EDT
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Watch video of a chimp raid frenzy on another group, watch a video of a mob robbery.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:52:19 AM EDT
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Think? It's proven. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:52:32 AM EDT
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The alternative is that I believe that all geneticists got together and decided it would really funny to tell this joke for years on end. Also, every new scientist in the field has luckily agreed to keep the gag running. So, sort of like the global warming conspiracy then? 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:52:35 AM EDT
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It's a myth, just like electricity and the internet.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:53:34 AM EDT
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You DO realize that genetic code works on the most basic level, right? Most of that code is for the most basic of cell and protein structures, and a lot of it is junk.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:54:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:54:46 AM EDT
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Also, its interesting that humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes and other apes have 24.
We now know that one of our pairs was formed by the fusion of two pairs, since this chromosome has two sets of centromeres and telomeres. Science bitches, it works! |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:55:17 AM EDT
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It makes a lot more sense than the idea that some wizard put us here 6523 years ago.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:56:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What do scientists know? Bunch of snobs, acting all superior just because they have a fancy education. this |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:56:21 AM EDT
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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:56:50 AM EDT
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some people claim that at birth we do not know the sex of the child.... why would they think that any kind of science worked?
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:57:33 AM EDT
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Tax the Chimps.
96% of the human rate. The Federal Tax Code is all about Fairness®. Put down the poo and start paying your fair share, chimps. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:58:26 AM EDT
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Close enough. I believe there was a time in my life where I've actually tried to mate with a few after more than a few beers and way too late in the evenings.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:58:43 AM EDT
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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do. You actually don't require oxygen to breathe. Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster. You can also breathe manually. Which you are doing right now. But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:58:51 AM EDT
[#30]
Sure. Why not?
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:05 AM EDT
[#31]
It's a meaningless comparison. Lots of things in the human body need to be the same as they are in animals. Besides, college is for chumps.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:25 AM EDT
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What do scientists know? Bunch of snobs, acting all superior just because they have a fancy education. Sarcasm? |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:33 AM EDT
[#33]
never mind a chimp. How similar are you to a Pig?
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:48 AM EDT
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What do scientists know? Bunch of snobs, acting all superior just because they have a fancy education. And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed Fucking magnets, how do they work? |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:55 AM EDT
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The alternative is that I believe that all geneticists got together and decided it would really funny to tell this joke for years on end. Also, every new scientist in the field has luckily agreed to keep the gag running. That's not far from the truth for a few things sadly. Dogma is a bitch (no, that's not a jab at religion) |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:01:32 AM EDT
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why wouldn't I?
we share code with a lot of things |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:02:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:03:52 AM EDT
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What do scientists know? Bunch of snobs, acting all superior just because they have a fancy education. people who think that science has a hammerlock on 'the truth" do not understand the scientific method people who think that science answers metaphysical questions do not understand the scientific method so those two concepts will eliminate about 99.9% of the people about to dogpile this thread the sophistication of the answers provided by the scientific method are limited by the sophistication of the testing method everything else is mere speculation the end |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:04:34 AM EDT
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You actually don't require oxygen to breathe. Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster. You can also breathe manually. Which you are doing right now. But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do. You actually don't require oxygen to breathe. Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster. You can also breathe manually. Which you are doing right now. But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two. Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission. Enjoy your yawn asshole 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:04:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: never mind a chimp. How similar are you to a Pig? ETA::Google says ~90%  |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:04:54 AM EDT
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why wouldn't they be?
They eat and poop too |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:06:13 AM EDT
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Some people can't handle the genetic truth
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:06:36 AM EDT
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I don't know why this information would upset anyone.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:06:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think some are closer than that. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:07:17 AM EDT
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Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission. Enjoy your yawn asshole
<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a> Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do. You actually don't require oxygen to breathe. Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster. You can also breathe manually. Which you are doing right now. But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two. Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission. Enjoy your yawn asshole
<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a> It's some kind of mind control device I think. 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:07:19 AM EDT
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I think some are closer than that.  
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:07:35 AM EDT
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Just looked through my family photos......and as I expected, no chimps in this family.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:08:23 AM EDT
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It's some kind of mind control device I think. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OkFw1rEgzco/T_cWUZADJRI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/esVELxDKcCI/s1600/526739_475141649181960_1647239036_n.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do. You actually don't require oxygen to breathe. Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster. You can also breathe manually. Which you are doing right now. But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two. Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission. Enjoy your yawn asshole
<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a> It's some kind of mind control device I think. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OkFw1rEgzco/T_cWUZADJRI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/esVELxDKcCI/s1600/526739_475141649181960_1647239036_n.jpg Damn, got me again
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:09:48 AM EDT
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OP is 96% scientifically illiterate.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:10:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do. Well . . . . dont hold your breath waiting for an answer . |
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