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Posted: 7/23/2013 1:34:27 PM EDT


A federal judge has ruled that Nebraska cops must return over $1 million confiscated at a traffic stop from a woman who saved the money $1 at a time during her 15 year career as an exotic dancer.



"The government failed to show a substantial connection between drugs and the money," Bataillon wrote in his opinion. "The dog sniff is inconsequential…The court finds the Mishras' story is credible…Ms. Mishra did have control over the money and directed the Dheris to deliver the money to New Jersey for the purchase of the business."



http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/judge-orders-1-million-returned-exotic-dancer-151044009.html

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So long as she claimed it and paid taxes on it...

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:36:27 PM EDT
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Threads like this without pictures are the sort of thing that I would expect of a 13er, not a 12er.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:40:35 PM EDT
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:42:52 PM EDT
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They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore.


It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:43:14 PM EDT
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lol that someone thought a strippers money smelling like drugs could be proof of anything.

isn't something like 90% of our cash coated with some amount of cocaine?
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:44:09 PM EDT
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal.




They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore.





It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."


Hard to tell the criminals from the criminals anymore.
 
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It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal.




They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore.





It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."


I have to agree.



'Oh, you want your money back? Fine! Prove to me that you didn't come by it illegally and we'll see about you getting your money back!'



That's some fucking bullshit right there.



Good for her!



 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:45:17 PM EDT
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lol that someone thought a strippers money smelling like drugs could be proof of anything.



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Yea because coke heads roll up the bills and use it as a straw to snort cocaine.



 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:45:53 PM EDT
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good





Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:47:03 PM EDT
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Never consent to search... Period.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:47:23 PM EDT
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They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore.



It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal.


They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore.



It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."
Remember back in the 80's, when asset forfeiture was all the rage for taking down "drug kingpins?"

 



I said back then that it was going to go terribly, terribly, wrong.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:49:00 PM EDT
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Looks like she made $74,000 in interest while it was in police possession
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:50:52 PM EDT
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lol that someone thought a strippers money smelling like drugs could be proof of anything.



isn't something like 90% of our cash coated with some amount of cocaine?




Yea because coke heads roll up the bills and use it as a straw to snort cocaine.

 
Yeah, because small traces of a multi-billion dollar industry would NEVER transfer over to the most popular currency (which often has to be smuggled both ways) used to fund it.  



 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:51:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:53:12 PM EDT
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First of all.....


Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers?

Second of all...

But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.
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How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:53:19 PM EDT
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Nice! Thats a hell of a lot of table dances!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:54:55 PM EDT
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I'm really surprised that the judge did the right thing.
It seems that most judges are statists these days.
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Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers?





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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.






How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?
High quality strippers can make more in a night than most do in a month.  



And police dogs are magic.  





 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:57:19 PM EDT
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Why the hell sren't more cops in prison? I could have sworn stealing a million dollars was a felony.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:58:06 PM EDT
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Do you ever add anything relevant to threads? Do you just sit there and refresh your browser hoping to be the first one to post.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:00:19 PM EDT
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How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?


My cats can do mass spectroscopy.



 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:00:24 PM EDT
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Wasn't there a state down in the south that was pulling anyone with out of state plates over? Then searching cars with dogs and stealing money like this?

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:04:24 PM EDT
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My cats can do mass spectroscopy.
 
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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.


How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?

My cats can do mass spectroscopy.
 

Yeah, but you can't get them to do it.  They will do it when they're good and ready too.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:06:16 PM EDT
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How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?
My cats can do mass spectroscopy.  



Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:07:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:08:10 PM EDT
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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.


How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?


My cats can do mass spectroscopy.

 


I've got a turtle that's a GC/MS pro.







 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:08:18 PM EDT
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Fuck Yahoo. Those cock suckers provided no pics.  Fucking animals.


Bad Arrest.  Good Stripper.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:08:58 PM EDT
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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.




How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?


My cats can do mass spectroscopy.

 
My cats throw up in my luggage.

 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:09:05 PM EDT
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So long as she claimed it and paid taxes on it...

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Even if she didn't pay taxes, that isn't an issue local cops have interest in. They do not enforce IRS code.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:09:36 PM EDT
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There was a LA parish and a couple of small TX towns that made a really good living pinching people going to or coming from the casinos on the state line.
They always had lots of cash, but not enough to get a lawyer over.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:11:01 PM EDT
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How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?
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Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers?

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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.


How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?


Strippers tend to be hookers and gold diggers.  She was apparently good at it.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:11:37 PM EDT
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They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore.


It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal.


They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore.


It's down to "Give me your money.   Because fuck you, that's why."


And some wonder why many are hesitant to fully cooperate and answer all questions a cop might ask.

Well sometimes it might help, others times it will only cause problems.

How would actually want to tell a cop that they have a large sum of money on them ? I sure wouldn't.


Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:12:51 PM EDT
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Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers?

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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.


How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?


It was saved over 15 years. If you believe her story.

And it sounds like she was traveling through Nebraska.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:14:50 PM EDT
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Don't want a picture! 15 years as an "exotic" hooker wears em out bad
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:15:52 PM EDT
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Asset forfeiture is total BS.



That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time.





1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day.




Every day.




Or 68K per year.




Stripper story is BS and judge fails math.




I would love to see her tax returns all those years.


















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Someone who thinks there is still due process everywhere in the US.
 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:17:57 PM EDT
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We can't give her a check but if she wants the tactical gear we bought with it that can probably be arranged.  
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It was saved over 15 years. If you believe her story.

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There's a reason that there is ALWAYS at least one Omaha PD K-9 unit sitting on I-80 and it isn't for the locals.  
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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.


How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?

My cats can do mass spectroscopy.
 

My Boxerdog got ethanol and acetone to seperate in his GC.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:28:30 PM EDT
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I feel [happy] about this story.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:29:07 PM EDT
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Tennessee
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:29:17 PM EDT
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There was a LA parish and a couple of small TX towns that made a really good living pinching people going to or coming from the casinos on the state line.
They always had lots of cash, but not enough to get a lawyer over.
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Wasn't there a state down in the south that was pulling anyone with out of state plates over? Then searching cars with dogs and stealing money like this?




There was a LA parish and a couple of small TX towns that made a really good living pinching people going to or coming from the casinos on the state line.
They always had lots of cash, but not enough to get a lawyer over.


Tennessee has a big problem with it too.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:29:48 PM EDT
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That's a lot of clams!
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"during her 15 year career as an exotic dancer."

Dude. That's all you need to know.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:37:02 PM EDT
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High quality strippers can make more in a night than most do in a month.  

And police dogs are magic.  
 
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Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers?

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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.


How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis?
High quality strippers can make more in a night than most do in a month.  

And police dogs are magic.  
 


You must have missed the Nebraska part...




John
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:37:21 PM EDT
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Asset forfeiture is total BS.

That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time.

1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day.

Every day.

Or 68K per year.

Stripper story is BS and judge fails math.

I would love to see her tax returns all those years.


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In the great United States of America you are not guilty until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.
After these "cops" are thrown in jail for grand larceny you can start your own investigation into this stripper's story, and attempt a JBT's arrest.  Good luck.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:37:39 PM EDT
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I think thieves should generally be shot.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:38:52 PM EDT
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Everyone involved in seizing that money is a fucking thief and should have been treated accordingly.
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You must have missed the Rancho Cucamonga part.  
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:40:33 PM EDT
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I don't care if she is "guilty" of something not legit. If the state can't prove it in court, it's hers.



[grumpycat]GOOD[/grumpycat]
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