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Posted: 10/25/2002 6:47:40 PM EDT
Go aheadm ask me anything!
I have the answers to all your problems. "The Doctor is in" Sgtar15 PS. Please, no questions from Computer Guy |
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If my balls itch is it ok to scratch them in public with out trying to distract onlookers first?
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Quoted: Why does my knee hurt? View Quote You're getting old. If my balls itch is it ok to scratch them in public with out trying to distract onlookers first? View Quote As long as you are wearing a cup. Sgtar15 |
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I want to do some ballistic testing. My original plan was to get some corporate backing, buy a dozen or two frozen turkeys and a butt load of various ammo types. Thaw the turkeys and fill them with jello and fruit cocktail. Then dress them in little leather jackets and take them to the range.
Then a friend of mine told me I would do better to use small pigs. The problem is the leather jackets cost more for the small pigs, and I'm having a little trouble raising enough money. Any suggestions? |
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I am trying to match an AR upper and a lower. Do you think that burgundy will go with mauve? Should the upper be mauve, or are they interchangeable?
I think that a chintz magazine would really add a touch of color to the whole setup, what do you think? |
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I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations?
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Quoted: I want to do some ballistic testing. Any suggestions? View Quote I highly suggest kittens, with little squirrel fur coats. Do you think that burgundy will go with mauve? Should the upper be mauve, or are they interchangeable? View Quote NO!! Muave should be blended/matched with an opposing color...like teal. I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations? View Quote Easy, don't date anyone under 5'5". Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations? View Quote sgtar15 if you don't mind I would like to take this,it really hits home for me. M4,It's ok to like asian chicks a white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2. This way she can translate for the other asian girls so your white chicks don't feel left out. Your bigest problem with be keep'n the asian's occupied sence white girls take longer,try getting a Play Station. |
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You really do have all the answers!
That is amazing!!! OK. Here's a toughy. My wife snores a lot. Loudly. She is constantly snoring herself awake, and then punching me in the ribs and demanding I roll over. She gets pretty cranky about it sometimes. Should I take her bedside gun away from her? |
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Quoted: M4,It's ok to like asian chicks and white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2. View Quote I agree...as long as the lower half is 100% American pu$$y!! Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: OK. Here's a toughy. My wife snores a lot. Loudly. She is constantly snoring herself awake, and then punching me in the ribs and demanding I roll over. She gets pretty cranky about it sometimes. Should I take her bedside gun away from her? View Quote Hell yes!! And buy her some Ductape for the snooring!! Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: Quoted: M4,It's ok to like asian chicks and white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2. View Quote I agree...as long as the lower half is 100% American pu$$y!! Sgtar15 View Quote I agree,but rember what they say about eating asian. After an hr. or so you what more. |
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What's that flaky crap I just found caked under the rubber drain cover of my dispose-all?
Why did the dry wall contractor cut off the water to my apartment and leave it off? Will you give me a dollar? |
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Quoted: What's that flaky crap I just found caked under the rubber drain cover of my dispose-all? View Quote Calcium build up Why did the dry wall contractor cut off the water to my apartment and leave it off? View Quote He's a union worker Will you give me a dollar? View Quote View Quote No SGtar15 |
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Quoted: Quoted: Why does my knee hurt? View Quote You're getting old. View Quote You're mean. Here's my other question (it's been on my mind this entire week): If I'm running a moderated multiple regression on cross-sectional survey data, testing for two-way interaction effects between independent variables simultaneously, how do I decide what order to enter the mutliplicative interaction terms in the second regression model (after centering the data to reduce multi-collinearity, and assuming that GLM assumptions hold)? Also, should I just evaluate the statistical significance by the regression beta-weight of the terms, or would it be prudent to use the change in R-squared between the cumulative models? |
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which would make a bigger mess, shooting myself in the head with my .45 or with my .377 magnum?
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Wow sgtar15, you should do this more often! Free Great advice, where else can I find that?
Ok, since where on the topic of my bitches.... My girl wants to bring another girl into our eh uhhh "activities", but she doesn't have anyone in mind, how can I introduce a girl to her for this? [:d] |
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Quoted: Here's my other question (it's been on my mind this entire week): If I'm running a moderated multiple regression on cross-sectional survey data, testing for two-way interaction effects between independent variables simultaneously, how do I decide what order to enter the mutliplicative interaction terms in the second regression model (after centering the data to reduce multi-collinearity, and assuming that GLM assumptions hold)? Also, should I just evaluate the statistical significance by the regression beta-weight of the terms, or would it be prudent to use the change in R-squared between the cumulative models? View Quote You are doing it backwards.....try turn it around. which would make a bigger mess, shooting myself in the head with my .45 or with my .377 magnum? View Quote Depends, are you using hollowpoints or Ball ammo? Please test on sample kittens for effectiveness....and please post pics after you do yourslef in so we can all learn. Sgtar15 |
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hollow points in both rounds
i'll see if i can round up some neighbor cats and post some test pictures, i think i might have trouble posting pics of my tests on myself though |
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Quoted: Wow sgtar15, you should do this more often! Free Great advice, where else can I find that? Ok, since where on the topic of my bitches.... My girl wants to bring another girl into our eh uhhh "activities", but she doesn't have anyone in mind, how can I introduce a girl to her for this? [:d] View Quote Ah, I wrote a thesis about this very subject. Here's what you do. Have an "Adult Party". Invite as many single people and couples as you can. At this party you can play various types of games. Games like "Truth or Dare"; where you put various "Truth or Dare" paperslips in a hat. Each person takes turns taking a paperslip form the hat and must do what it says. On these pieces of paper you writye things like "Dare: rub you breasts on another person" or "What's your deapest fantasy". Now you also must be very open minded for this to work. Whatever woman expresses interest in showing or doing anything with your wife is the one you want to pursue. Also, take your wife to a strip club....she will get lots of attention....trust me on this!! Sgtar15 |
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Why do they call them buildings if they're already built?
Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo? OK, theae are old and tired but DAMN-IT they need to be answered! |
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Quoted: argghhh, that should have been .357, not .377 View Quote And [b]that[/b] is why I have the advice column and you don't.[;)] Sgtar15 |
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There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it?
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What day of the week will I shoot my first elk this year?
Will my wife ever give my oral when I come home from work, without me asking? Is anyone uglier than Janet Reno? |
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Quoted: Why do they call them buildings if they're already built? View Quote Otherwise they would be downings. Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together? View Quote Because they are a part of something (ie common wall) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? View Quote Blame the Italians Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? View Quote Urban Legand, there are no roads in Hawaii If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? View Quote Again...Ductape Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? View Quote It is part of the "Dumbing Down" of America...blame communism Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo? View Quote So "the man" can charge you more. Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: What day of the week will I shoot my first elk this year? View Quote Not exactly sure, but it will be a day that ends with a "y". Will my wife ever give my oral when I come home from work, without me asking? View Quote Not a freaking chance in hell dude!!! Is anyone uglier than Janet Reno? View Quote Hell no!! Reno is large and by far the ugliest man alive!! There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it? View Quote Depends, is it a BMW with a bad tranny? Sgtar15 Sgtar15 |
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they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!!
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Just who is the famous "Player to be named later" that everyone in sports is trading for, and why is he so famous? fullclip |
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Quoted: There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it? View Quote Depends, is it a BMW with a bad tranny? Sgtar15 Sgtar15 View Quote Nah - it's a Mustang. I think he said it had some custom body work, and had only been bled in once or twice. So whadaya think? [:D] |
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Quoted: they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!! View Quote Don't worry, Bubba will take care of all your sheet for you Gus..no Just who is the famous "Player to be named later" that everyone in sports is trading for, and why is he so famous? fullclip View Quote That would be Blaze_of_Glory. Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: Quoted: they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!! View Quote Don't worry, Bubba will take care of all your sheet for you Gus..no Sgtar15 PS. I must now go, I will be back later to answer all your questions but what about the peanuts?????????? |
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When I saw the tpic, I had at least ten questions. After reading the questions and answers, I forgot all my questions. This happens more often all the time (forgetting things before I get to do them). Is there a cure for this? And what is it?
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Quoted: Is there a cure for this? And what is it? View Quote You need to go shooting more. Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: Why does ear wax taste so bad? View Quote SO you won't try to light your ears. Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: "Dare: rub you breasts on another person" View Quote That's it. I am DEFINITELY going to the New AR15.com Texas Shoot !! [:D] |
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If you're so good at giving advice, why don't you get paid millions for it like Dr. Laura? [:D]
If so many people, with all their weight and new buildings have moved to the west coast, how come the cliffs on the left coast are higher than the shore line on the right coast? |
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Quoted: If so many people, with all their weight and new buildings have moved to the west coast, how come the cliffs on the left coast are higher than the shore line on the right coast? View Quote Easy Rosie O'Donnel Sgtar15 |
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How do I remove a plastic stock that has been epoxied onto a aluminum tube without destroying the stock or the tube?
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Quoted: How do I remove a plastic stock that has been epoxied onto a aluminum tube without destroying the stock or the tube? View Quote Try Nail Polish remover to disolve the epoxy. If that don't work take a blow torch to the buttstock and melt it away. Sgtar15 |
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Why has the AMA switched the ACLS protocols to use Amiodarone instead of Lidocaine?
And why would you still hang a Lidocaine drip if you converted someone on Amiodarone? |
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Quoted: Why has the AMA switched the ACLS protocols to use Amiodarone instead of Lidocaine? And why would you still hang a Lidocaine drip if you converted someone on Amiodarone? View Quote Company Policy. Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: Quoted: Why has the AMA switched the ACLS protocols to use Amiodarone instead of Lidocaine? And why would you still hang a Lidocaine drip if you converted someone on Amiodarone? View Quote Company Policy. Sgtar15 View Quote LMAO I Bow before your greatness! Q: how much power do vortex generators make? |
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Why is Tyler always getting me into trouble? Should I try to stop him, or embrace my darker side?
Eric/Tyler |
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Quoted: Quoted: Is there a cure for this? And what is it? View Quote You need to go shooting more. Sgtar15 View Quote Got the oportuniity to take your advice yesterday. It worked well. I forgot everything else.[:)] |
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Quoted: Q: how much power do vortex generators make? View Quote Vortex do not generate, they reduce flash signature. Nice try[;)] Sgtar15 |
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Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip? Who was that man? |
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Quoted: Why is Tyler always getting me into trouble? Should I try to stop him, or embrace my darker side? Eric/Tyler View Quote A mna is not judged by what he thinks or believes, he is judged soley by his actions. You are what you do. It is only you that can truly answer this question for yourself.....try meditation...or beer. Sgtar15 |
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