My accountant is a genious!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My accountant is a genious!

Posted: 4/12/2001 8:43:06 AM EDT

I have been dreading the day that he would call and give me the horrific news... Well, it came yesterday! [xx(]

This morning while talking with our accountant at work ([i]different guy[/i]), it was suggested that I find a viable way to write off my firearms, in leiu of having actual dependants.

I called my accountant and mentioned this to him... his immediate response was to claim them as dependants![LIST][*]AR -- [i]he's 15[/i][/*]
[*]Mini -- [i]he's 14[/i][/*]
[*]A.K. -- [i]my older "slow" brother, he's 47[/i][/*][/LIST]

Ain't life grand! [:D]

Posted: 4/12/2001 8:47:42 AM EDT

[#1]

!!LOL!!

Posted: 4/12/2001 8:52:14 AM EDT

[#2]

I can't wait till the next census... this will be fun!

(7) Blacks
(2) Asians
(1) European
(?) Others

Posted: 4/12/2001 8:54:10 AM EDT

[#3]

How many Prozacs did you take? [:)]

Posted: 4/12/2001 8:57:13 AM EDT

[#4]

Ummmmmm, many...

Posted: 4/12/2001 9:11:43 AM EDT

[#5]

Most of my firearms purchases are of WW II vintage. I deduct these on my tax return as charitable contributions to the Historical Preservation Society.

As a CPA, I tell people you can deduct ANYTHING you want to. Until you get audited. [:D]

Posted: 4/12/2001 9:20:47 AM EDT

[#6]

Almost everyting I own is "work related."

Posted: 4/12/2001 9:20:57 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I can't wait till the next census... this will be fun!

(7) Blacks
(2) Asians
(1) European
(?) Others

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Posted: 4/12/2001 1:00:48 PM EDT

[#8]

I was able to write off an entire year's worth of cable modem bills as work-related. [0:)]

Posted: 4/12/2001 2:08:00 PM EDT

[#9]

[b]Ain't life grand![/b]

If I may, antiUSSA,

Ain't life [i]garand!!![/i][:D]

[frag]

Posted: 4/12/2001 2:10:54 PM EDT

[#10]

I wonder if I could get a deduction for a donation for endangered wildlife?

Desert Eagle
Super Redhawk

Sounds as good as some others I've heard here.

And if I make Senior Member status tonight can I get a deduction for that next year?

Posted: 4/12/2001 6:44:27 PM EDT

[#11]

Funny post. [:)]

Tim, hows your kidney pain? Doing OK?

Posted: 4/12/2001 6:58:32 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Funny post. [:)]

Tim, hows your kidney pain? Doing OK?

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I've been wondering also. E me off board if you want. [:D] Milldude

Posted: 4/13/2001 6:31:42 AM EDT

[#13]

The kidney is still intact... and hurting today!

Posted: 4/13/2001 6:47:05 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
The kidney is still intact... and hurting today!

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Accountant...good! Kidney...bad!
Hope you get to feeling better![:D]
Lynn [sniper]

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